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Latest from I5 #bridgecollapse: no deaths, 3 hurt. No cause for collapse yet. ORne.ws/11gOJ0X
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ugh, i think about bridge collapse every time i drive over one. i hope the people are alive and managed to get out
@Lynsi_SVH: BREAKING: DO NOT TRAVEL ON I-5 BETWEEN #BURLINGTON AND #MOUNTVERNON. Bridge collapsed, freeway closed.”
sam lake made "max payne," "alan wake" and "quantum break." just call the next one "sam lake" you egomaniac, we all see it
i scored 11342 points. GeoGuessr - Let's explore the world!: geoguessr.com/#.UZ6xEwwkfC0.…
Deep in the forest, there was once a butcher named #KrisoftheStraub. He didn't eat meat. And was skin and bones. THE END!
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In deepest space, there was darkness. Until #KrisoftheStraub created light. It hurt his eyes and he went to bed. THE END!
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ha ha, i completely forgot what i'm up all night to get
a very special episode of full house vine.co/v/bVzFHXTb9Jg
“ok glass, blingee EVERYTHING”
i have listened to this more times than i can count instagram.com/p/ZqPPTQnyhU/
i was gonna say, my douchebag photos from instagram last night got such a good response, it’s the only way i’ll use instagram from now on
you sure about this, autocomplete? you sure there isn't a better recommendation? instagram.com/p/ZqM2MPHyuY/
i can’t wait for the return of arrested developing. “you can get money from the banana house”
well its been real lol peace out 💵�#cheddard#dtfd#kidcuisineineinstagram.com/p/ZpGPlfnym4/s4AK
@mygiantrobot ok u lock urself in the closet 4 7 min, looking at that pic saying "I am beautiful" until u have a vision of ur future BF
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hey beautiful, i like ur smile ;) pic.twitter.com/PBkOTWYi3t
tonight’s food for thought, see ya tomorrow, bye pic.twitter.com/tNF4vANCAd
looks like i WILL be exhibiting at portland's rose city comic con in september after all!
She’s up all night for dim sum / I’m up all night for lumpia / She’s up all night for good phở / I’m up all night to get gnocchi #getyelpy
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tagline: "HOPE YOU BROUGHT ENOUGH BLOOD... BECAUSE THEY'LL JACK IT ALL"
working on a new horror screenplay. it's called "bloodjackers"
.@chainsawsuit has its finger on the pulse of publishing news fb.me/BzU4Q4vI
what kind of day do you think daniel powter is having lately
for years i pronounced "gif" as "jif." then i was told i was dumb. now i can finally say you're all dumb
i tried playing angry birds but it stressed me out. i max out at peeved birds, gentlemen *leaves shareholders' meeting*
angry birds... made calm by the lord's grace :)
and if it is a thing, how do you differentiate a good review blog from "some guy who wants free books"
is "mailing copies of your book to a review blog" still a thing?
hoping that the wire is just kinked like a hose so i don’t have to buy a new one >:(
anyone know why a mbp charger would just stop charging? the light doesn't come on and it acts like it's not plugged in.
what's updog? tomorrow's @broodhollow is updog broodhollow.com
There is an epic Daft Punk underwear dance party happening here.
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listen to @krisstraub and I dissect Star Trek Into Darkness for an hour. *SPOILERS* ustream.tv/recorded/33139…
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it's time for @krisstraub and I to talk Trek. We're recording it so you can listen later, too. ustre.am/2KKu
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i can't believe they're calling the new Xbox "Ybox," how is this a good move #XboxReveal