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international folks! get newly-formatted, digital full versions of my starslip books for way cheaper!! shop.chainsawsuit.com/collections/di…
i'm sorry... that you're so dumb!! no, i'm serious son, i'm sorry. i did not homeschool you well
"i'm sorry if you got upset" is not an apology. "i'm sorry that i upset you" is.
Thought I lost this! @krisstraub's caricature of me as that beloved character, "Old-What's-His-Name-From-The-40's" twitpic.com/cwx8ka
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i really liked behind the candelabra. everyone is all stressed about the matt damon/michael douglas sex, but the SURGERY parts got me
On my desk at work: a post-it reading "spongeguard masculine bulwark for chronic full-stream." #neverforget @krisstraub
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@krisstraub I am glad iBooks adds that plastic binding . Otherwise I would never know they were some kind of publication.
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here’s what i was working on last night pic.twitter.com/W4f0rUWsXE
i wasn't saying bow chicka wow wow. i was saying bow chicka wow wow-urns
i was up all night working on cool stuff for @broodhollow. you’ll like it but i only slept 3 of your earth hours
it didn't fit the meter RT @Joel_Koh: @krisstraub ooh you missed an opportunity to use 'twas!
Though myriad ears his Holla didst attack / I'faith, it was her lips that Holla'd back
guys, i feel so holla-ed at right now
holla my late night workspeople
pepperidge fart remembers
transistor from @SupergiantGames is the only thing i’m excited about
i have a large number of non-trivial things to do tonight but i’m so tired. do i dare try a 20-minute energizing nap
iOS 7: HOW WILL I KNOW IT'S A NOTEPAD IF THERE'S NO TORN PAPER AND STITCHED LEATHER EDGES
apple can i have a regular shaped computer please
this spark thing is embarrassing the shit out of me
when i'm away, an artificial twitter agent tweets for me in my style. it's called a tweevatar
i don't care about racing games, but any time you have a machine learn to simulate a person i get nervous
@krisstraub Historically, yes, but they didn't use QTEs
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did roman soldiers use phalanxes?
is this what it’s like to be a real cartoonist
Broodhollow's art has silly vibe, but the story is very tight & well written. The best hp lovecraft tribute in years broodhollow.chainsawsuit.com/2012/10/08/bro…
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i can't even link to the latest broodhollow anymore, it's all huge spoilers from now on. broodhollow.chainsawsuit.com/2012/10/08/bro…
whoo, end of today's @chainsawsuit podcast with @mikeyface got kinda real. real talk from troubled teens. good show
late-night and international folks: what kind of @broodhollow merch would you love to see?
i can't believe it's been that long. "i should make time to play it again," i think endlessly. i will probably never actually play it again
whenever i think of a game i'd like to return to on xbox, i think of just cause 2. i think of it often. last time i played it: 2 years ago
a very kind reader bought us all coffee!!!
ALWAYS remember image attribution. i always attribute. me. because i'm the one who found it
i will always fight bitterly for artist compensation, attribution, fair pay for talent. really bitterly! tl;dr v bitter
i did see the handsomest gay man i have ever seen at this coffeeshop earlier. kinda wanted to take a pic OOPS #tattooremoval
knuckle tat idea: CISS XUAL
.@loganbonner i can understand it too, but i feel like "i will NOT pay, information (incl entertainment) should be FREE" is quieter today
was just browsing allartnopay.tumblr.com (via @sheanam) and getting infuriated
i'm glad the median age of our audiences is going up. feels like there's an increased understanding that artists need money to produce work