Sometimes saying fuck is all the inspiration I need.
Hate me like you do. lala hate me like you do what are you waiting forr
Choose your girl wisely she represents you.
May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.
When i checked my Board results online...😭😭�Bw4C
Drink alcohol and you become a comedian. Smoke weed and everyone else becomes a comedian.
Guy comes out from coma after 5 years
Relatives: Aur beta ab aage ka kya socha hai
Friends: Bhai ab kuch kihla de
Gf: Main moti ho gai kya?
"Haal Ye Hai K Teri Yaad Mein Gum Hoon Aisay
"Sb Ko Meri,
Mujh Ko Teri Fikr Rehti Hai.
I wish I could turn back time to when everything was perfect !! 😞
Hongy ache bhi loag Dunia me
Main Bura hun Saaf kehta hun
Saal to Badal Gaya Loag Kab Badlen ge.
*people hating each other for no reason*
Synonym for the word 'unemployed' is 'Twitter celebrity
Parents- doc ya engg??
Me- mAh lIfEzZ mAh rUlEzZ
*after 18 years*
Me- aaloo le lo pyaaz le lo
Gillette has razors with five blades. Yaar shave karna hai, gaajar ka halwa nahi banaana.
A man changes when he is in love, otherwise he could do with the same outfit for one week.
Love thy beard & the woman will love thou.
This year I wish.
"Rishtedars will stop asking me, "Shadi kab karoge?"
A doctor couple cannot even kiss without the horrifying thought of 80 million bacteria getting transferred from his mouth to hers.
Ankhein Neechi hui tho Dua bn gaye
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Be someone's ' Aree tu tho meri cartoon network hai' 😛🙈😻