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J Lo & Iggy Azalea looking like raw chicken about to be sautΓ©ed with some vegetable oil in the Booty video.
It is now impossible for me to say the word β€œanaconda” without following up with a β€œdon’t”.
#TBT πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­ rockin the lil fro and my Drake eyebrows πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€ #NothingIsTheSame #iDidNotTakeCare
Fun fact: If you can afford Starbucks, you can afford a pack of gum for your stank ass coffee breath.
Waking up with somebody from the club who you swore was the sexiest person ever
So iOS 8 takes 15 centuries to download, but that U2 album appeared on our phones in the blink of an eye. OKAY APPLE.
Is there a rehab facility for people who binge watch @netflix? It’s time. I need help. I’m losing control.
I wish there was a button I could press in the morning that would make bacon fall out of the ceiling.
Honestly, I need to stop inviting Sia to my house
Kylie Jenner’s lips make me want some catfish.
Music critics who bring personal thoughts about the ARTIST and not the MUSIC in their reviews should be fired.
Thank you all for your patience while we worked on everything. See you next Tuesday 😊 YOUTUBE.COM/KINGSLEY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the most sexually sexual piece of sex I know @Jenna_Marbles - I hope your birthday is sexy sex.
I barely see any little girls walking around LA today. I think they all died at the One Direction concert.
Anaconda sounds stupid as fuck on the radio πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
You can tell, you can tell she's an out of town girl girl girl Yeah. Yeahh. Yeahhhhh. 😎
where would we be in life without our friends by our side? πŸ’–
I wanna be an on fleek eyebrow for Halloween.
Friday is the equivalent of an oxygen mask during a plane crash.
How do I get this fucking U2 album off of my phone?! Ain't nobody ask for this automatic download! πŸ˜–
I gotta CLIP these niggas βœ‚οΈ Like Sterly Sterl πŸ€
when the teacher calls on you thinking you’re not paying attention and you get the answer right
when you randomly decide to hang with a friend and then another friend is like "THANKS FOR THE INVITE"
i would really appreciate it if a pizza would just miraculously appear out of thin air right now
Me right now because @NICKIMINAJ announced #ThePinkprint is coming 11.24
To everyone tweeting "I need to do my homework": DO YOUR FUCKING HOMEWORK. TWITTER DOES NOT HAVE LEGS.
Teachers with coffee breath must be stopped. Like why can your breath destroy a horcrux?
Last night @ da #Streamys - @myharto & @gracehelbig killed it! And whoever worked at the bar was sent from Jesus πŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ #turnup #heavenisup #thereforeJesusapproves
It really scares me that we are living in a world where more and more people are beginning to justify men hitting women.
that time I was surrounded by white people dancing to classic oldies πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Life is so much better when you start caring about the people who care about you.
Everyone's mingling right now but I'm hungry AF so bye #Streamys
There is nothing more terrifying than white people dancing to classics #Streamys
β€œIf she 5, I’m 5.” Naw nigga: you NASTY as HELL.
HELP! Did she put her weave in wrong or does her hair have a growing fungus?
My anaconda DON'T. My anaconda DON'T. My anaconda DON'T WANT NONE unless you got A job. A car. Money. Teeth.
β€œstill waiting on the day i log in and see you on my followers list and scream” you say to everything with a pulse
The Queen @tyleroakley was busy this week, so I filled in for him on #TopThat!! We talk about ANACONDA, 5SOS #DerpCon and much much more! Go to and scroll down to EXTRA KINGSLEY to see the new episode! πŸ’‹
When @tyleroakley is away, @BeccaFrucht and I play! Watch us talk about ANACONDA and more on a new #TopThat!