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Dashy
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Damn nature u pretty 🌴🍃
Im in no position to have high standards but it doesn’t stop me
Take a chill pill your honour 🇬🇧
wearing an outfit you like can make a day 10x better
I hate when black clothes are a slightly different black and don’t match
Why are there so many people in my front yard pic.twitter.com/QO6Ux5f9R1
livin a life of constantly being a little bit sleepy and mildly turned on
*takes 19 selfies* *deletes 22 selfies*
world’s okayest friend
I believe in hate at first sight
I dont see this every day vine.co/v/MxnLOMZjJxt
When someone lies to you but you already know the truth pic.twitter.com/OBKU0P317p
did i allow u to have fun without me
could you please put your crying kid on vibrate
Are they ignoring me or did their message just fail to send
When people walk slow in font of you pic.twitter.com/Y1jUDUskqc
*likes your selfie* well thats enough charity work for today
black licorice isn’t a candy it’s a punishment
If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go
i am so threatened by pretty girls they are terrifying
Relationship Status: Sleeping next to the warm laundry pile
It’s not a crush unless you feel like shit about it
Shoutout to this ATM fee for making me buy my own money
I learned all my dance moves from the paternity test episodes of Maury
Too turnt where's my refill 🍸🍸
was quiet, but I was not blind
Lust is Saturday night; love is Sunday morning
i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies
Up close and personal. #NSFW
The unveiling #bigasscanvas
If they don’t need you, it’s okay. You don’t live for other people
I want my wedding aisle to be a slip n slide
im 20 but i look 15 cause i stay moisturized
find a booty you can worship daily and settle down
Snapchat: OhhYeahhh
im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment
Once you stop wanting something, you get it
Everything's gonna be alright 🍍🍍🍍
Be with someone who doesn’t make you want to check your phone
everything good makes you fat an addict or broke
What is coming is better than what is gone