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True North Strong and Free.
Happy Canada Day! pic.twitter.com/7nqPDAT7CI
Bubble tea with the babe 💞
The Little Nicky soundtrack still cuts.
"I need to return some videotapes."
It's funny when people think that I care when they complain that my store is too expensive. #bye
I just used Shazam to discover Cover Me by Candlebox. shz.am/t47609140
Everybody at work is super grossed out by my necklace 😂
Came into work this morning to find presents! 😍pic.twitter.com/ldMQhMx5iK
I just used Shazam to discover My God Is The Sun by Queens Of The Stone Age. shz.am/t86909568
I love the ginger elvis #qotsa
Kids are injecting laundry detergent pods to get high.... what the actual fuck?
God loves you, but only if you conform correctly.
Where's my thunder buddy... 😢
Father's day festivities 💕
The doctor said I have blood clots but, I ain't Jamaican..... hahha I love @kanyewest
I just used Shazam to discover The Boys Of Summer by The Ataris. shz.am/t11236796
happy first day of summer 🌞
*stays home* I want to go out
*goes out* I want to go home
#flashbackfriday to last week, at Coco Bongo, with that hot Spanish boy dancing on top of the bar 😍
I hate when the weather lies to me. Where's my damn thunderstorm?
Damnit.... Insidious Chapter 3 is some terrifying shit
me: damn its hot as fuck outside
me: *wears all black*
"Shame. She was normally so good with those wolves" - Someone at my funeral, I hope.
me: is it weird i talk 2 myself
me: ya a bit
me: could be worse we could be a killer
me: das true
me: I’m hungry
me: me too lets eat
Waking up and going to sleep in two different countries, in the same day, is a weird feeling.
It's good to be home
Bye bye beautiful ocean 😙
and scaring the locals. What else is new.... #vacation
Never ending margaritas.... oh jebus
Soooo, my bartender got down on his knees and proposed to me today. Half embarrassed/half flattered. Spanish boys are cute
Spanish rice with, calimari and shrimp. Then blackened with squid ink. The best thing that I've ever eaten. pic.twitter.com/UtqniQ9Rgz
I fucking love Spanish food
Just remember that your body is only a rental. You will need to return it some day.
I'll kiss you again between the bars.
Just got home from this crazy Dominican club where they NEVER stop serving drinks. Met the cutest boy ever and couldn't understand anything
Yooo, this is what I'm talking about 😍
One tequila, two tequila....
They keep playing Bruno Mars at the beach. Makes me miss my babe.
Best damn margarita ever... 🍹pic.twitter.com/A1JIny9z6U
Best damn margarita
Hotels should offer Turn UP service where they leave you champagne and blast "U Mad"
Keeping out of direct sunlight... 💀🌊
Dos mojitos por favor 🍹
Yo, there's some wicked fucking thunderstorms going on right now in Punta Cana. I'm terrified
Yo, the bartender keeps giving me glow sticks with my beers. 🙌🍺💥
My table fucking rules tonight
WDA?!?!?! You turnin pure coolie!