Today is the first time some of us are gonna watch the game without swearing.
Stay blessed! 😇
If you reply to a joke saying "kucch bhi", "wat u smoking", "how high r u"; you are an unimaginative piece of shit.
People fall for looks, call it love, break up in a month and say 'Pyaar Chutiya hai'
Chutiye tum ho!
Linkedin is that girl who removes the makeup and appears an entirely different person.
#NewLayout #Linkedin #DigitalMarketing
Whenever you're curious about something, write it down. Later, when you're bored, you have a list of things to learn about.
This person tells me it is risky to have a Muslim friend. I told him without us he wouldn't have a BLAST!
We hoped somebody would convince him to reverse his decision but "Dhoni ko kaun taal sakta hai?"
This South Indian couple had a baby. Happy New Iyer!
She : ghar wale nahi manenge
Ghar wale : humare naam pe kab tak jhooth bolti rahegi beti 😂
It feels nice to use ur tallness & reach to help but can't ask short people to pick up something dropped on the floor coz they're closer.
When two people get married, the first thing you should do is congratulate them. Then turn off notifications on that post.
Before you buy that nice jacket online, ask yourself: "Am I willing to delete one extra email every day for the rest of my life?"
My Gujju friend gets frequent haircuts. He thinks the nation is going keshless.
Girls want to be the woman behind a man's success but none of them want to date a guy who is struggling.
Me: These people are so horrible at Mannequin challenge.
Friend: Abey wo ATM ki queue hai.
If Shakespeare, Einstein, Rumi lived in this age, their quotes would get lost in Twitter & Facebook feeds.
The queue outside ATMs are so slow it looks like poorly performed Mannequin challenge.
You may notice that Diwali has gone more viral than Halloween because "Victory of good over evil".
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You can own an iPhone 5S by paying in EMIs even without a credit card #Digital #Fintech #Startup
Eid Mubarak. It's the day when people who lick their fingers after eating butter chicken every day will talk about animal rights & humanity
Two pieces of shit got into an argument, but they decided to hug it out.
Single guys have already switched to
"Can I buy you Coldplay tickets?"
"Can I buy you a drink?".
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#Photography #Art #World
Happy Teacher's Day to all those jo saalon se hamaari class lete aa rahe hain!
That last smash was on your face haters.
#Ind #Ind #Ind #Ind #PVSindhu
you're awesome. Go Girl !
Sadly enough, the most painful goodbyes are the ones that are left unsaid and never explained.
If you're not successful in one company, switch, you may touch the new heights of success [Reynolds & Affleck]
People always want what they dont have. And what they have they dont appreciate, not knowing that some people are dying for what they got.
I was never a part of his era neither have I watched him in action but his words are always enough to lift my spirits. RIP Muhammad Ali.
Kudos! We are also working towards creating better #Anganwadis
for children & women #ProjectNandghar
Food made more interesting by molecular gastronomy. |
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Employee: Fire on your floor, inform everyone
Manager : I will send mail :)
Share your food. Not its pictures.
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There are pages which only post screenshots of tweets. And these have millions of fans. Such content strat much waow
There it is! The 10 best #Smartphones
in the world right now | Stuff po.st/km8wh2
#Android #iOS #Phone #Google #Apple #Samsung
Who needs #selfie
sticks when this Hover #Camera
drone can follow you around? tnw.to/c4nLY
A photographer that follows you!
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my parents aren't rich but they've always found a way to make sure I had anything I ever needed or wanted and for that I'm forever grateful
Before Instagram people used to have Baigan ka Bharta and now they have Steamy Aubergine in hot pepper sauce with green peas.
Good game! West Indies played better Cricket tonight. Congrats!
On the brighter side, India's openers survived powerplay.
Simmons recalled on account of "no ball":
Now I know exactly how Miss Columbia felt
People saying a text would have been a less violating alternative but then how would Bollywood get it's movie scripts.
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India win but it's a sad moment for Indians too for our brothers in Lahore.
Our prayers are with you!
Zampa's bowling action looks exactly like Shane Warne
If you ask Kapil Dev his thoughts on the target:
"Tough toh nahi keh sakte lekin mushil zaroor hoga ye chase..."
Aussies made Bumrah look like Pandya. Scary part is Pandya still to bowl. #IndvsAus
Twitter: I see dead people.
Facebook: I see wed people.
Instagram: I see well fed people.
Real life: just show me the bed, people.