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Kaung Ko
#WishfulThinking Winning a round-trip flight tickets for 2 from GND to LAX around #Christmas time to spend time with family.
#DaylightSavingTime makes me feel like I'm in a #BackToTheFuture moment.
#RejectedCelebrityEndorsements Mandatory breast and butt implants if smaller than certain size or get fined during tax return.
cuteness overload ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿฝ vid by pugsnkisseskvn
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Dear @canadapostcorp, USPS staff ADDED wrong country label for GRENADA at some point. LJ515840892US USPS cant help. Pls look out & help! TY
USPS's cute on email/phone x5 Me:@USPSHelp Pkg to Grenada clearing Canada custom! U:Should arrive soon then Me:Um @USPS GREnada =/= CAnada ๐Ÿ˜ก
Grand Anse #Beach #relax #fun #peaceful
Checked #InstantCheckmate. I'm COMPROMISED in every state! ๐Ÿ˜๏ฟฝDL
BRAVO @USPSHelp. Personal Docs from home (US) sent to GRENADA. Now clearing custom at CANADA!! Trying to tell me that USPS focus on NADA?!๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก
THANKS @USPS. Personal Docs from home (US) sent to GRENADA. Now clearing custom at CANADA!! Trying to tell me that USPS focus on NADA?!๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก
Wish I could join in the fun with #BackToTheFuture fun back at the states!!!! I'm all here away from U.S, studying abroad. ๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜ฅ
#IfIHadAHoverboard I can get out of bed in style.
#MonsterUnderMyBedSaid Stop dropping your darn phone on my head/face!! ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘บ๐Ÿ˜ก
#FakeTimeTravelFacts Pay off all my debts and you will never see a tweet like this ever again and this tweet will disappear too.
#ChurchAMovie 50 Pages of God (Abridged Bible)
#StoryOfMyUsername Mom met dad. Got married. Got it on. 9 months later, I cleared custom at Birth Port. Got tagged. And there's my name!
#RejectedSundaySermonTopics How to commit suicide correctly to gain ticket to heaven.
#IfDraculaMadeAMovie blonde cheerleader, arrogant jock, African American, Asian, nerd, geek, plucky girl will get sucked first.
#FourWordFrustrations Not enough toilet paper!!!!??
#ConfessionNight Sometimes I think money does matter and will make life easier for family like mine. ๐Ÿ˜”
#1980sIn4Words Parents loving ๐Ÿ˜, November me. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜Š
#SignsSomeoneIsLying They will constantly look (deep) into your eyes as if telling the truth. โœ‹๐Ÿผ
#NationalBossDay WHO GAVE YOUR CAT THE LAPTOP AND WIFI ACCESS?? ๏ฟฝ#lookwhatstrendingnoww
#ThingsYouWontSeeInYourLifetime Double Dino, Dragon, & Bacon Cheese Burger
#ProblemsTechnologyCantSolve Showing how much you truly love someone. #love #noquantity #nomeasurement #nolimit โค๏ธ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฝ
#IDontMeanToScareYouBut You need to wash longer in the shower, the stranger next door.
#GiveTwitterASlogan Stronger Than Coffee in Making You Sleepless, Better Than Any in Pro-Procrastinate / Ultimate Distractions Dept.
#BetterDebateQuestions Candidates' view on 50 Shades of Grey and how they can integrate into politics and economy. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚
#MakeMondayBetterIn3Words [Work / School] almost ending!!!! ๐Ÿ˜
#UnpopularCircusActs This. But you do #2 first into toilet below. Then flip, fall, wipe. End with stand.
Mom ordered elliptical machine. 5th arrived+DENT. 6th called/replacement @amazon GUARANTEED for 8th. NADA. Today, said 13th! #brokenpromises
#AccordingToNerdLaw Debbie or the Dallas does not manner. If it's not in HD and is pixelated, don't ever talk about it. โœ‹๐Ÿผ
#MyBestTrick Fast disappearing act on food. ๐Ÿ˜H
#AFriendIsSomeoneWho asks your permission to use your phone. #ABestFriendIsSomeoneWho grabs your phone and uses it.
#WhatIWantOnMyTombstone Universal service strength booster. That way everyone will have internet and service near my crib.
#WhatTheySayWhatTheyMean That laugh though ... ๐Ÿ˜h
#HalloweenASuperHero The Walking Captain America
#ScareMeIn3Words Twitter shutting down!!! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
#AwkwardMomentsForADemonicPossession While reading or writing a text or a message at the library.
#WhyIWasOnTheNews Brought my new clock and I got judged and accused of being malicious! ๐Ÿ˜กO
#YouHaveToStop procrastinating ... Tweet what you wanna tweet, NOW. #DoIt Reality can wait!!
#MySilliestTextSaid Do you drink? What about dihydrogenmonoxide?๐Ÿ˜†
#ScareMeIn3Words "Wifi is disconnected โš ๏ธ"

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