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Kaung Ko
#NoOneWarnedMeAbout how heated and out-of-topic an argument online can get!
#FakeDogFacts Leave your dog inside hot car with windows up and stress will create a Superdog. #TrueDogFacts and it will KICK YOUR ASS!
#ItemsWonOnStorageWars Floppy Disks, current antique market value $$$$$$$$$$$$. ๐Ÿ˜‚
#ItsNotAGoodIdea to toss away that leftover cold pizza. Eating that is still the second best thing to being in Heaven!
#ItsNotAGoodIdea to refuse to forgive or to neglect admitting your wrongs. You'll regret once the day comes and it's too late!
#TheBestWayTo be in denial. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚vine.co/v/eDxzdaTAnlDU3n
#IWasConfusedBecause we're just gonna wipe and leave anyway and not observe outcomes? Over or under doesn't matter?
#MakeSomeonesDayIn3Words Monday passed away Stuck after Sunday Sunday is forever No more weekdays Only weekend moments We are blessed!
#TrueButYouShouldntSayIt I always ๐ŸŽถwhip it, tear it, into shape, shape it up, straight, go forward, try to detect it๐ŸŽถ and wipe after #2. ๐Ÿ˜Š
#TrueButYouShouldntSayIt I throw tiny pieces of bread ๐Ÿž at your duck face selfies and make a self-satisfied smirk. ๐Ÿ˜
#FurnitureFanFiction The Adventures of Haggled Burberry Furns
#FurnitureAMovie Checkmate Me If You Can
#ImOnlyCoolBecause A/C is on ... ๐Ÿ˜•
#BadInFlightAnnouncements "Welcome to our flight. Our aircraft is under the command of Captain Deez Nuts and co-pilot George Zimmerman."
#BadInFlightAnnouncements "... Got my license online. Never went to a flight academy!" *Pilot talking to co-pilot with intercom switched on*
#ItsSoHotOutThat I can host a BBQ party and do all my grill and fry works (with or without the woks) on the paved sidewalks! #SeussTweet
#WhyIDateNerds I don't discriminate against my own cool species. ๐Ÿ˜Ž#dontjudgee#hatemeifyouwantt#lovemeifyoucann
#Misheard90sLyrics Tailor as old as time Sews at along the line Body and the breast x2 #BeautyAndTheBeast
๐ŸŽคโœจ Come On Boron Argon Bismuth Einsteinium, Let's Go Party! ๐Ÿ’•#ScientificSongsn@midnightglmz
#ScientificSongs My Hertz (Hz) Will Go On
#MyOnlineWishList For you to follow me back.๐Ÿ˜ You know who you are!...๐Ÿ’ญ#NVMNVM you don't. You're too famous to notice.๐Ÿ˜•
#CollegeIn3Words A blessed opportunity. ๐Ÿ™
#MyOnlineWishList on @amazon is going to grow old and senile with me. I'm asking for too much. ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
#DescribeYourPhobia Realizing that toilet paper ran out only after you have rushed in and done your "business".
#DescribeYourPhobia Fear of not being able to express everything I want within the 140 chars limit.
#MakeLifeBetterIn3Words Friday coming soon ๐Ÿ˜
#MakeLifeBetterIn3Words Follows, Follows Everywhere!
#MakeLifeBetterIn3Words Food Network delivers @FoodNetwork โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿถ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿท๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ”๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿค๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿœ๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿณ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐Ÿง๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฏ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿˆ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐ŸŒฝ
#ThingsJesusNeverSaid Most things we've said at home, at work, at school, at hang outs, ... and in bed. ๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿ˜
Why Lord, why?!! ๐Ÿ˜‘#InThe90sWeAskedda
#TheresNothingWrongWith psychologically cheating on someone with thinking about food instead of that someone.
#TheresNothingWrongWith favoriting someone's tweet to say "Hey, I love your tweet. I'm going to stalk your profile a lit bit."
#FailedApologies Sorry for what I said sounding like an insult. I thought you would be smart enough and fun enough to understand as a joke.
#WordsNotUsedOftenEnough "Please" "Thank you" "I appreciate you" "I love you"
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"Too much consumption can make you urinate frequently and excessively." #UnnecessaryWarningLabels
#WordsNotUsedOftenEnough - I love you hun - I love you mom - I love you dad - I love you [ ] - Just texting/calling to say "I love you"
Carrying boombox and blasting rap music with many swear words and drug, sex, b***** theme. #badCountryClubEtiquette
#FailedGoFundMe Money to afford subscriptions and credits at Ashley Madison
#MaybeYouShould live by your words or just stop talking about it and be about it instead.
#MyInnerChildWants SUPERPOWERS!! But not reading others' minds. I joined Facebook and got over that. #SuperPowerIWantNow Summoning food.
#MyInnerChildWants - Lots of money to buy many things for my parents and loved ones - That moment when you no longer have to study or work
#IGetTenseWhen 50 Shades of Grey ... ๐Ÿ‘€#OopsReadItWrongg ๐Ÿ˜ณ
#IGetTenseWhen I have to make a speech containing more than 140 characters. #nolongerusedtothat
#AlterASport History has already done it. "#Football"




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