This is by far one of my favorites so far 😂
46 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS
Ever go through your closet trying to get rid of stuff, but always talking yourself out of it for some reason? Bc same
My daughter is my pride and joy 💖🙃
I want a caramel apple lollipop so bad.
Fuck your two cents if it doesn't go to my bill! 🖕🏼🖕🏼🙃
I pray my daughter never lays in bed late at night crying over a low life boy & wondering what she did so wrong.
Addiction is such a devastating disease &so many people don't understand it. If u're clean I'm proud of u! If u're working on it keep going!
Friends who smoke together stay together 👭H
Do you ever leave your phone for like an hour and expect to get 60 text messages and come back to none? Bcuz same🤓
Why would you waste your energy on something that doesn't have a positive impact on your life?
I may not be perfect, but I have a big heart and sarcasm for days😎
Even if you're in a relationship with a girl, you still need to take her on dates. Win her over as often as you can. Or someone else might.
I think it's important to realize you can miss something, but not want it back.
I have no idea how I got so lucky💖🙂
My "teach you the meaning of the word bitch" game strong as fuck.
Stop stressing over things you can't change.