She's the size of an avocado this week 🥑�tX
Me when someone tells me to do something at work
Life: You ready for this week?
My baby bump is starting to be more noticeable and people keep touching my stomach 😅😡
What kinda fucking monster pours it into their hand first?? twitter.com/_tibbss/status…
Thank you @tacobell
for feeding my late night (pregnancy) cravings. Me and the baby thank you and love you. 💕Y
The baby opened its EYES 😍😍IMi
Me: *goes on Twitter once a month to tweet 1000 times and then doesn't log on for another month*
to text them cause I was super excited to tell them cause I made this promise years ago and they ignored my text so basically fuck them🖕🏼
I made a promise to someone that they'd know when I was pregnant before I announced it and even tho we aren't on good terms anymore I tried
Still as in love with ya as ever 😍twitter.com/karibou__/stat…
Hate 2 break it 2 u; but if you can't hang then there's the door.✌🏼
Things in my life are changing and I can already tell that some people won't be able to handle it. 🤷🏻♀️
you ever just want to say something that's been on your mind for years but not know how to tell someone
It's April 2nd why is my life still a joke
my ultimate goal for my family is for my kids to be like "wow mom and dad really love each other"
So ready for Friday. My vacation from work starts, and I get to have an ultrasound to check on the baby 😍
The baby is now the size of an apricot, although I'm not entirely sure what being ripe has to do with anything 😂M
I like where your head is at Dennys twitter.com/dennysdiner/st…
Did u tweet this with a book twitter.com/cweestofer/sta…
2-year-old: Where's the tree?
Me: What tree?
2: The Christmas tree.
Me: I put it away months ago.
Now she's not speaking to me.
19 more days until I find out what I'm having. 🤗
Finally have names picked out and agreed on. 😍💘
But on the plus side, baby check-up tomorrow. 👶💘🤗
I swear I have to pee every fucking 20 minutes 🙄
Petition to resurrect Gooby and Dolan memes
Night shift literally is so boring. Nothing to do, no one to talk to. 🙃
I could go for a huge box of flavor blasted xtra chedder goldfish please and thank you
Pub subs are a gift from above 💘
We're all in our 20s. Cant you let go of some stupid drama you had ages ago and grow the fuck up?
Intentionally going out of your way to say something to someone to try and make them feel like shit, is in no way a "joke"
Still so surreal to me that I'm actually having a baby. 👶💖
Like its been months since we even talked... why so suddenly?
Someone I dont even talk to anymore randomly deleted me off Facebook in the past couple days. What in the hell?
Not getting enough sleep the night before makes me a grumpy ass bear
I'm excited! It's a little baby me and a little baby Devon all in one! 😍�36
it's crazy how life changes up so fast
Cutest brat on the block
I just had some growing up to do tbh.
People that I've considered close in the past, I love you and I'm sorry I used to be such a cunt. 😂😂😂
Whatever whatever whatever whatever
Glad all my exes werent shit, cause now I've got the love of my life by my side. 💖