Twitter is fucking hilarious
Okay but we're gonna have the cutest baby 😍😍meN
Chase a check, neva chase a bitch 💸
I need to spend more time with my real friends 😬
Drove all the way to work on E and plan on driving halfway home so I can get gas for 2.06 🤷🏼♀️
Surrounded by snake ass people 🐍
iMessage needs a "sent w/ attitude" effect
The other day I was thinking "Damn why is everyone getting pregnant" then I realised I'm an adult now and this is normal
We married in my head so idc.
Yeah same I had a dream that Devon tried to drown me in BBQ sauce and make me go to work twitter.com/jdmegann/statu…
How is it only Wednesday?? ☹️
Honestly don't understand people who can just constantly fuck you over when all you do is try to help them out
It's 4 in the morning and I can't sleep 🙃
U know what's dope? Surrounding yourself with positive people who push you to be the best you can be. The world already has 2 many haters
Girls are sooo easy man, literally compliment us & show us affection and I promise you my nigga.. she gonna be yo girl forever..
Next month makes 2 years with the love of my life 💖
you ever see someone that follows you and you're just like wow you'd be a dope friend??
You should never have to second guess a parents love and I will try my hardest to make sure you never do.
My daughter will not experience the heartbreak I have had to. I will always be by her side. She will never second guess my love for her.
These beautiful friends of mine are gonna be even more beautiful mothers 💖💖💖
On a scale of 1-10 how excited am I to go to work in the morning? -40 🙄
You shouldn't have to work a job that you hate just to survive
Baby Adalyn is the size of a cantaloupe 🍈💖
Honestly if every aspect of your life has to copy someone else's, you need to reevaluate. 😅
What the fuck is going on Jacksonville? twitter.com/wjxt4/status/8…
This house never ever seems to be able to be cleaned 🙄
Really excited for the beach later 😛
Wake up on a Sunday morning to clean the whole house. 🤷🏼♀️
Snapchat be ruining friendships
Fact: men take longer to get ready than women do
If you think this tweet is about you, it probably is
You know you're really annoying
I didn't wake up until 3 and I went to bed at a decent hour. How?
It's 7pm and I'm sweating my ass off Florida what the fuck
Slowly becoming more and more okay with being alone
i'm having such a fucking hard time doing anything lately. i don't even feel like a person anymore.
Going to bed knowing I have no responsibilities the next day is one of the best feelings ever 🙌🏻
My bed is calling my name ❤️
Now that I have a baby on the way I just can't seem to tolerate half ass people in my life. If you can't be 100% with me, I don't need you.
I've become so intolerant of people that some people just have to breathe and it automatically pisses me off 🤷🏼♀️
But can't reply to my text twitter.com/ahriannag/stat…
Got the perfume I've been wanting for months and a new pair of shorts and a new shirt. Thanks baby. 😍💖
I'm deadass done with Megan right now LMAO