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Karen Geier
imagine an organ you could play with your butt
people who engage teeth to drink wine should be sent to gitmo
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the fact there's no adult game show created by Perv Griffin is proof humanity isn't that great
don't look up a lot of info on those arctic kiwis if you don't want to get nervous that they may in fact have a "profound laxative effect"
by the way, that completely bypasses wisconsin, which is objectively the worst one (northern division) and alabama (southern division)
β€œ@Gawker: Pittsburgh officially has the worst accent in America. gaw.kr/5oiKo63” cc @jondaly
cc Fraser instβ€œ@qz: Hong Kong has too many poor people to allow direct elections, leader says qz.com/284352 pic.twitter.com/jiCMBUDw2n”
OH WAIT THIS PLACE IS CALLED "THE NATIONAL REPORT." I NEVER GET MY NEWS THERE, BUT IT SEEMS LEGIT!
Is Tory negging Toronto? "Honey, you're good enough, but with me, you'd be GREAT." #TOpoli
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taters gonna tate
The @nationalpost may have deleted a Rob Ford article, but it lives on via a splog, as well as their Facebook post: joeydevilla.com/2014/10/20/the…
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The most "metal" thing I've seen in Norway: crazy statue of a naked man breaking free from a gang of naked babies: pic.twitter.com/ifRFT9n5ha
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Sassy gentleman chicken wants you to eat his family.
Attn Twitter: Oprah has joined the disco navy
Success at the vet. Surgery will not be necessary!
The greatest dog musical of all time: Piddler on the Ruff. Cc@catesish
Only 6 northern white rhinos are now left on Earth. cnn.it/1r1ygGl pic.twitter.com/OjYwSVYT6q
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Dog toys are flipping nuts
Waiting to see a man about some dog teeth (@ Beattie Animal Hospital in Brantford, ON) swarmapp.com/c/7jjtrN3ZuEM
John Tory PSA: tantamount to Ford but with bigger, badder corporate interests to serve #topoli
factually accurate according to physics β€œ@reporterdonpeat: "We have massive momentum" Doug Ford to @am640oakley #TOpoli”
A man just walked into this bakery, bought a loaf of bread and TOOK IT INTO THE BATHROOM WITH HIM
.@DrOz why do white musicians get more and more country the more albums they release?
now way. I can never get those things to stay lit pic.twitter.com/8Rv0HSzfh1
"If you get lost between the moon and New York City…." 🎢pic.twitter.com/Z34RKcWvvii
not hard to find the MDMA at this camp site pic.twitter.com/29FCecdI5h
SPOILER: It doesn't. RT @CTVToronto: Anybody but #Ford? How does strategic voting work?: ow.ly/D1h8I pic.twitter.com/qJUE5rHEDN
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ding ding ding DIng ding ding ding ding//dun nuh nuh nuuuh nuh nuh #downtonabbey
john tory is galen weston with less personality. #topoli
*nonchalantly walks through a bookstore in a wiener costume*
when your oma comes over and she gives you the arschloch report #justGermanThings
a lot of people like the nixon/elvis handshake, but I'm partial to this great photo #ghostdad pic.twitter.com/EAQwvluLtp
oh, I changed my mind. Self-published otherkin porn is actually good pic.twitter.com/vDDu9bg6fn
this book should come with a chocolate fountain pic.twitter.com/lThEIxX4uy
what are some items available for purchasing
don't forget to watch these sonsabitches pic.twitter.com/ubid2NJELl
silk hired a voice actor who couldn't pronounce the word "almond."
"I've never seen 5 bathrooms for 2 assholes." Thank you and good night.
in case you wonder where I get it from, my grandmother just told a joke about a person with a big house where the punchline was Β½
*here come the hot stepper plays* pic.twitter.com/aMOt2i78R2