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Karen Geier
there's practically no way on earth I won't be eating a chipwich today
That dog has dogs. BALLER
nice lookin Ds, everyone
.@DrOz is my boyfriend a CHUD?
.o0×X×0o. ⓑⓛⓔⓢⓢ ⓣⓗⓘⓢ ⓜⓔⓢⓢ .o0×X×0o.
let's see pictures of your dogs. use the hashtag #showmeyourDs
I guess they couldn't pin it on millennials directly, so……
my god is puppy tummies
send thai food
shout out to everyone who pronounces "bra" as "brar."
wine me, dine me, invalidate my lived experiences…
me & Coolio down by the school yard
eating a whiskey butter tart and it's the absolute tits
did anyone ever drive around in a cold rod?
can we *PLEASE* have some fuckin' whimsy up in this shithole?
british tabloids are so fucking grim
weird twitter is bullshit. the good shit's on catskills twitter
y'all ready for this *your aunt vividly describes childbirth in mixed company*
the relationship drama confider inner
you should have to wear costumes to the 4th of july. not patriotic ones.
y'all ready for this? *oils up trampoline* *10 children involved in leg break pile up*
y'all ready for this? *nana drinks too much sangria* *nana tells the family dog to fuck off*
y'all ready for this? *puts out potato salad for friends* *everyone contracts botulism*
y'all ready for this? "throws beer to friend on trampoline* *beer bounces off tramp into friend's nuts*
the diversity of opinion of Cloyd Rivers fans
i feel fairly irresponsible for not being under the influence for last night's bad johnny depp movie
Y'all ready for this? *lights roman candle* *answers phone* *Shoots roman candle into crotch*
how long before there's a cannon films style knock off of magic mike called Pen 15: the movie?
.@DrOz I've got cookie puss
#Divine at the London Hippodrome, July 4, 1985. Photo: Mike Morton
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