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Karen Geier
there's practically no way on earth I won't be eating a chipwich today
That dog has dogs. BALLER
nice lookin Ds, everyone
.@DrOz is my boyfriend a CHUD?
.o0×X×0o. ⓑⓛⓔⓢⓢ ⓣⓗⓘⓢ ⓜⓔⓢⓢ .o0×X×0o.
let's see pictures of your dogs. use the hashtag #showmeyourDs
I guess they couldn't pin it on millennials directly, so… twitter.com/slate/status/6…
my god is puppy tummies
send thai food
shout out to everyone who pronounces "bra" as "brar."
wine me, dine me, invalidate my lived experiences…
me & Coolio down by the school yard
eating a whiskey butter tart and it's the absolute tits
did anyone ever drive around in a cold rod?
can we *PLEASE* have some fuckin' whimsy up in this shithole?
british tabloids are so fucking grim pic.twitter.com/oSlDDlG1e2
weird twitter is bullshit. the good shit's on catskills twitter
y'all ready for this *your aunt vividly describes childbirth in mixed company*
the relationship drama confider inner
you should have to wear costumes to the 4th of july. not patriotic ones.
y'all ready for this? *oils up trampoline* *10 children involved in leg break pile up*
y'all ready for this? *nana drinks too much sangria* *nana tells the family dog to fuck off*
y'all ready for this? *puts out potato salad for friends* *everyone contracts botulism*
y'all ready for this? "throws beer to friend on trampoline* *beer bounces off tramp into friend's nuts*
the diversity of opinion of Cloyd Rivers fans pic.twitter.com/CqhtoB3WxJ
CRACK BEERS, NOT JOKES -Uncle PSA
i feel fairly irresponsible for not being under the influence for last night's bad johnny depp movie
Y'all ready for this? *lights roman candle* *answers phone* *Shoots roman candle into crotch*
how long before there's a cannon films style knock off of magic mike called Pen 15: the movie?
.@DrOz I've got cookie puss
#Divine at the London Hippodrome, July 4, 1985. Photo: Mike Morton pic.twitter.com/mq5GSSXH5i
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