be with someone who shows you off not someone who doesn't want anyone to know about you.....
"we can't talk anymore"
"you gotta smart mouth"
"i don't think this gonna work"
"i don't like ur attitude"
THEY DO DOGGY BRACES FOR PUPS WITH MEDICAL REASONS AND ITS THE CUTEST THING IVE EVER SEEN!!!?!?!!!
I may not always be tweeting but I'm here. lurking. creepin. collecting receipts.
I've been crying in all 6,500 languages for the last 40 minutes 😭�C4
Tattoos will look stupid when you're older
This mermaid dress 😍�Kd
me: ok but who am I to judge?
if you're gonna act single then you might as well be single
when people read your texts but don't text back so you block their number. bye😂👋🏻
People often pretend to be happy simply because smiling tends to be easier than explaining to others why they're upset.
I'm crying this is so sad oh my god 😭�7C
Remember this legendary quote
Oh my gosh 😻O
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so close to cutting everyone off and not giving one fuck
Psychology says: You don’t really need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely.
Drinking green tea before bed will allow your body to burn calories while sleeping. Green tea also increases your metabolism.
Women with higher IQ's have a harder time finding a mate. Intelligent women would rather remain single than be with the wrong person.
"Your storage is full" thanks Apple, I'll just go delete some photos of my friends and family but at least I'll always have the stocks app!
don't make plans w. me just to leave me to do stuff w. someone else 🙄🙄🙄
that feeling when you can actually feel the pain in your chest from hearing something or seeing something that really breaks your heart.
if there's people in your life who just let you be upset and don't bother to help you then they're not people who should be in your life.
Best video to ever hit the Internet
I hate when Abba falls asleep before me...I just lay here bored on my phone while she's next to me asleep 😔😩
When asked what his IQ was, Stephen Hawking replied “I have no idea. People who boast about their IQ are losers”.
I had to call Comcast and get my account set up so I didn't get the hyper jade 12s!!! I hate being an adult😩😩😩
I don't think boys understand that girls stalking skills are sooo strong that we can literally find out ur entire autobiography in 12 mins
really trying to get these hyper jade 12s for me and Briella tomorrow🙏🏼
a lot of relationships end because once the person has you, they stop doing the things it took to get you
why are breakfast dates not a more popular thing? like forget your 9pm fancy dinner reservation, lets go eat pancakes at 9am in our pjs
I need one of these in my life. 😍K
When girls think you talking about them but if the shoe fits then ....
when somebody does wrong to you they almost always try to make it seem like it was your fault even if it was theirs
If you tell your friend a secret, expect their significant other to know, even if you tell them not to tell anyone.
In relationships of any kind, Scorpios are a formidable enemy if betrayed
never finding my name on any of these
I don't get how my room gets so messy when all I do is sit in one spot and go on the internet all day.
Your taste in music represents what your mood would sound like if you could hear it.
Arguing over text is the worst way to argue because the lack of tone decreases the meaning of the words. Talk it out in person.
I’ve never considered how amazing the invention of texting must have been for deaf people.
Can someone please do this for me pls
Billionaire Chuck Feeney gave away more than 99% of his $6.3 billion to help underprivileged kids go to college – He’s now worth $2 million.
Me: I'm so bored I have nothing to do I wish I had something to do
Me: not you...anyway, I have nothing to do
me: *doesnt sleep, is tired*
me: *sleeps a bit, is tired*
me: *sleeps average amount, is tired*
me: *sleeps a lot, is tired*
me: *is tired*
They judge you now, but they will need you someday. They ignore you now, but they will chase you someday. That's life.
I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. - Bill Gates
I don't care who you are, I don't care how you look, I don't care where you're from, if you can make me laugh then I like you.