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Kara Kimbrough
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Headed to a fantastic FREE show tonight to watch my girl @karacomedy kill it on stage at @TheParlorHW 9:30pm Show BE THERE #Texastrainwreck
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Thanksgiving just won't stop giving,,,major Bloated but Husband is in the mood,,, Too soon to feel sexy. #notfeelinit #waterpills
Don't let THANKSGIVING BLOAT get ya down -I'll be Jokin' it up @RebelsofComedy @TheFederalBar Sat-29th w/ funny men @JAYFLATS @funnyMike
Just behind one of my favorite vocalists getting coffee and I was singing and she said I was good and we chatted. Obsessed w/ @gracepotter
I feel my Hair getting bigger and my Diabetes kickin' in- Miss Texas Trainwreck -#BIRTHDAY #STANDUP SHOW! @TheFederalBar @RebelsofComedy
TONIGHT @TheFederalBar GREAT headliners @Federman, @karacomedy & Justin Work! All the cool kids will be there, don't miss out! #rebeloution
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2x the laughter TONIGHT @formosacafe 7:30pm & 9:30pm Diff comics each show so stay for both! PLUS a selfie contest #rebeloution #livecomedy
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Say Whaa?? $5 Whiskey tonight,- Don't have to tell me 2x , almost Texas Prices, almost @TheFederalBar @RebelsofComedy @coldcockwhiskey
.@HollyJMitchell Vote NO on AB 612 & AB 2293. Uber is great for riders & life-changing for drivers #CAlovesUber
Okay, Killer Comedy Fundraiser Oct. 4th I am performing with my all time fav comic,, @mariabamford. #trynottobecreepy
1 year #anniversary #Married!!! Dating can really get you into trouble, watch out:) #blessed
Hey AZ, Hot out here and so is this Comedy show I'm headlining Sunday night. Ladies night aka single men haven night!
I was just described as the "Kei$ha" of comedy! HA, and So i will be thrown down some #jokes and glitter tomorrow @thebfederalbar #lacomedy
I need #DallasCowboys cheerleader getup, My Man's b-day tomorrow! Gotta find a #DIY outfit and get 6pack abs 4 tomorrow, #Procrastination
Tune in as I Texas Trainwreck it up on John Dayton's Smart Ass Podcast 7:30p.m. EST or 3:30p.m. Pacific…. These stars without make up,,, well look like people without makeup.
Marriage is like going to war everyday,, Thankfully a good fight turns me on! #marriage, @itsBroStinson
How to look Prettier and way better than you naturally do!: via @YouTube
Thank God for newness! New days, new possibilities and calories start over again. Hallelu !!!!!!
Best hot wings in LA, and a Hot new comedy show tonight @TheFederalBar , Headling @jasongillearn , @JoshDenny , @BrandonFicara
Tired of lookn a Hot Mess? Got 3 min? Funny girl @jamiemakeup can get you celebrity ready, okaay! via @YouTube
#happy4thofjuly Happy Hot 4th of July! Thank God I don't have to wear a Burqa! But I can't really rock a string bikini either, ha:)
#PaulaDean lost her tv spots but offered a 6 figure porn deal, the title "Butters all over my Biscuits" - you got a better one?
right now I am conjuring up my favorite southern salad, vegis toped with a deep fried tire and a side of #pauladeen #theconjuring
Is Bringn' "Chubby Back"!!! Headling Tomorrow 6/12- 7:30pm The Federal Bar NoHo For $10 tix- use code phrase "Pork chops on me!" at the door
@KaraKimbrough Why have U disappeared? U still have lots of FANS that want to know what's happening with U!
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Tonight- Hilarious Humpdays launches first show at the Federal Bar. Come down and watch me Hot Mess it up!
Kara at the Spot Light Comedy Club 7:30 show. Take your mamma out and get her jacked up on some cheap champagne and a good laugh:)
I like my sports bra's strong- Country Strong!!!
if your not rockin' some mean back hair then don't come a steppin'. Actually go ahead and throw a blue ox in the mix- up the man factor!
Sam & Kara in the morning live. M-F 9am-11am.
Okay, CHristmas in LA- what is open and great to Eat??? Restaurants that are open- suggestions?
Halloween costume ideas??? Way too many to pick just one. Creative overload. Anyone want to throw out anymore ideas?
New hobby - I love to eaves drop on high powered business men's conversations at coffee shops. I get really into. Bad hobby, bad.
Giving away free hugss and shnuggs to men who look like Sawyer from Lost- let me know if you see any!!haahaaha
"what? your eating solid food? what are you thinking" scolding roomie for cheating on 1st day Master Cleanse. Welcome to LA!!!
watching the new porn! The Food Network:) HOt Bobby Flay sweating in the kitchen making sexy food- Oh yeeesssssss
1 wisdom tooth out= 1 big hole Food bits keep getting stuck in the whole and i use my tounge to scoop out- ewww 3 more to go= Farmers Market
"it must be hard hanging with such hot girls? you must feel really insecure?" my response- umm. No it is my normalooking friend who does!
Planning a trip of Comedy and Music to Houston Texas! Yee to the Haw
recovering from the BUTCHER, I mean the dentist. He flippin pulled out my wisdom tooth and was like, take a couple tylenol. What??
getting an extention for my extention for my fix it ticket. Looking for some affordable extentions and working on extending my reach! haay
still laughing from Zack's performance in the Hangover! Left me with a funny hangover:)

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