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A pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to stick in his mouth.
A perfectly calm day will turn gusty the instant you drop a $20 bill.
And a psychiatrist is the guy who collects the rent.
A psychotic lives in castles in the air.
A neurotic builds castles in the air.
A narrow mind has a broad tongue.
A misplaced decimal point will always end up where it will do the greatest damage.
A miser is a fellow who lives within his income. He is also called a magician.
A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.
A man will believe anything that does not cost him anything.
A dog is a dog except when he is facing you. Then he is Mr. Dog.
A conference is simply an admission that you want somebody else to join you in your troubles.
A computer makes as many mistakes in one second as three men working or thirty years straight.
A closed mouth says nothing wrong; a closed mind does nothing right.
A child's ability to endure likely stems from his ignorance of alternatives.
A bird in the hand is worth about three Kleenex.
A Smith & Wesson always beats four aces.
A Project Manager is like the madam in a brothel. His job is to see that everything comes off right.
"Automatic" simply means that you cannot repair it yourself.
It is wise to keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final. - Roger Babson
Energy is an eternal delight, and he who desires, but acts not, breeds pestilence. -William Blake
If a free society cannot help the many who are poor, it cannot save the few who are rich. -John F. Kennedy
I dream of painting and then I paint my dream. - Vincent Van Gogh
Education is the ability to meet life's situations. -John Hibben
That thou seest, man, become too thou must; God, if thou seest God, dust, if thou seest dust. -Brother Angelus
If a free society cannot help the many who are poor, it cannot save the few who are rich. -John F. Kennedy
I dream of painting and then I paint my dream. - Vincent Van Gogh
Education is the ability to meet life's situations. -John Hibben
That thou seest, man, become too thou must; God, if thou seest God, dust, if thou seest dust. -Brother Angelus
It is wise to keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final. - Roger Babson
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Champions aren't made in gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside them . A desire, a dream, a vision. - M..
Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path to joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach
The only way to find the limits of the possible is by going beyond them to the impossible. -Arthur C. Clarke
The more you love what you are doing, the more successful it will be for you. -Jerry Gillies
You will never find time for anything. If you want time, you must make it. -Charles Bixton
Experience is a good teacher, but submits huge bills.
To a weary horse, even his own tail is a burden.




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