Total Turtle Takeover Friday. #TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles
I love it when you don't text me back for hours at a time.. NOT..
Sinister + home alone = nightmares >.<
Making hamburgers. Anyone want one? #yummy
Heaven can wait deep down in your eyes, I'm yours tonight. <3 @ doubletap c: instagram.com/p/XvnCUFSJfI/
We're one mistake from being together...
Being in the Friend Zone is like an employer turning you down for a job, then calling regularly, bitching about the person they hired.
I hope this weekend is waaay better than last weekend..
Take your age, Subtract 3.
That's how old you were three years ago.
The word 'Diputseromneve' may look ridiculous, but backwards it's even more stupid.
english/scottish accents >>>>
Time to stuff our faces at Ray's, yummy. (: @dkrisingstar
Haven't got a text from him all day..
Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don't have to.
The first kiss stole the breath from my lips. Why did the last one tear us apart?
One time a boy liked me............ just kidding.
Me: breathe if you want to date me.
*whole world dies from lack of oxygen* #StoryOfMyLife
Happy Birthday!! Love you. ((: @HeyHaailey_xo
You change your mind like....a psycho bitch, but the sex is good so I think I'll keep you around.
I guess I should get up and get ready, but I don't wanna. >.<
That moment when you close your eyes to apply shampoo and you get paranoid that someone will kill you in the shower.
I just love love love our family cookouts. :D
This jealous actress has a habit of making things sound way too tragic. #MaydayParade
Noah from The Notebook sent 365 letters to Ally. That's one letter a day for a year and you can't send me ONE TEXT MESSAGE. Bitch swerve!
Spending my Saturday night killing zombies. C; #Xbox #killingzombies
"83% of people reading this will not find the the mistake in this at first sight." I had to read it like a million times.
2,800 teenage girls get pregnant everyday. Retweet if you like pancakes.
Ewww that shit is NOT cute.
Parent: Why don't you come socialize with the family? Me: *sits with family* Me: *gets insulted by entire family* Me: *goes back to bedroom*
I thought when you work out you like lift bars with weights on them or some shit? Not tweet about it. Some workout you're doing.
Bitch nobody likes you so shut the fuck up. Kaay? Thaannks. (:
Funny that you think you bad when in reality, you ain't shit! #haha
I feel like buying a whole bunch of Japanese candy now. ^-^
The Downfall Of Us All >>>
So can't wait until this weekend. (:
I thought you hated it when people subtweeted talking shit? And yet you're doing it? @Stevie_Nicolee
Lmfao. Kala just made my day. @Kala_Bear_Xoxo
It has gotten so awkward between us..
RT if you're Happy Happy Happy that Duck Dynasty is on tonight!!
'Just Friends' is like the best movie ever for those people who are 'just friends'.
"I'm always going to want more, then I got to thinking that I rather have you as a friend than lose you" - Just Friends
I'm TIRED. (T)icked off. (I)rritated. (R)eady to cry. (E)xtremely upset. (D)one.
I'm so done fighting with you.
Congratulations! No one cares.