Apparently they stopped making cars with blinkers or something......who knew?
Kinda wanna workout kinda wanna eat loaded cheese fries kinda wanna nap for five days kinda wanna get my life together by 3 on Thursday
Life is like a glow stick. Sometimes we have to break before we shine.
Someone come help me clean out my closet 🙏🙏🙏🙏
Omg omg omg war eagle!!!!!!!!!
Pretty sure I slip and fall more than I should
My boyfriend just took a poop and said goodbye to his poop as he flushed the toilet.
My boyfriend is such a blessing ❤️
These UWF fans though 😡😡😡
Idc how old I am hold my shoes real quick pic.twitter.com/RaTZc7tgXy
I think one of the greatest feelings in the world is when someone openly tells you how much you mean to them, Stuff like that is so rare
Why are my dogs obsessed with cat poop?
I just wanna kiss ya n hug ya n love ya and kiss ya again
I love me some chocolate milk
It's so nice to be able to see again. No more blurry vision
Omg I have the worst road rage!
In the mood of a million dollar shopping spree. 👸🏻💟
Can I please please just be Emma Stone?
When you forget to hide your crazy....
The Braves traded Kimbrel?!?! 😨😨😨😨😨😨
Swipe up to make the goat float 🐐pic.twitter.com/TI27Ysg34n
Wake me up when it's football season.
It's so nice to get off work and it still be daylight
*finally does laundry*
*never puts away laundry*
*takes clean clothes out from pile until pile is gone*
Almost punched the folks at Wells Fargo
EVERYONE MAKE SURE TO TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOUR PETS THEY DONT UNDERSTAND ABOUT CARS & CLOTHES AND STUFF ALL THEY KNOW iS EATiNG SNACKS & LOVE
can my hair and my eyelashes grow faster and my leg hair chill for a sec
Tried spaghetti squash for the first and last time just now 😷😷😷😷😷
Why can't I have a pet penguin? 🐧
me: *sleeps for 4 hours* tired
me: *sleeps for 8 hours* tired
me: *sleeps for a month* tired
me: *sleeps for a year* still tired
50 shades of can't stop eating
RT for Samoas , Fav for Thin Mints pic.twitter.com/SExMJTAxqy
Want to go on a cruise so bad 😩🚢pic.twitter.com/b2YCmI5B4p