This episode of the Simpsons is by far my favorite
"Black" Friday should be on 1,000 ways to die.
Just saw the greatest mustache hahaha
Black Friday through the years: 2005: 5am
2013: Thursday 8pm
2020: 4th of July
when u hear a noise in ur room pic.twitter.com/LQAohtXIO6
Ants nod to one another as they pass each other.
My hair just refuses to look decent today. K.
I didn’t trip. I was testing gravity. It still works.
I love getting dressed up on holidays & events. I just can't help it. 😍
Fast and Furious 6 on the PS4 👌
"where am I? Is this...heaven?"
"nope, it's hell. the scent of Febreeze can mask ANY odor! have a nice eternity fucker
Never thought of it like this 😳pic.twitter.com/KClT0w2Y0S
Me: Okay, I'm gonna get home, get all my homework done, have dinner and then go to bed early. Twitter: Lol, no.
Thanksgiving to our faithful soldiers who aren't able to spend the holidays with their families 👌pic.twitter.com/zKeYpcavOX
I don't make typos. I make new words.
Usually, the people with the best advice are the ones with the most problems.
There is a product called "The Lifestraw", which purifies the water before it reaches the lips. pic.twitter.com/CibKfJbhfS
People are more likely to experience food poisoning right after Thanksgiving, due to spoiled leftovers.
Rihanna won? I thought she was gonna be beat by Chris Brown