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Melina
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Wow the idiot thinks I owe them something but in reality I own them nothing because I'm always paying for them
One of these days imma do a pushup and I won't be struggling 😉😉
I'm slacking...
Walmart is failing me
My cat probably thinks I'm crazy for running up and down the stairs
Someone give me a dog please 😊😊😊
If I had a dog I could take it on walks and stuff
I have some secret plans 😉 hopefully they happen the way I want them to
There's a good chance I'm gonna go into overtime this week
I should just start getting ready so I'm prepared for the next time
I swear every single week I'm being summoned on my day off
You don't just lick someone's forehead
I'm trying to sleep. What does she think she is doing?
My cat literally just licked my forehead.
I have like a small chunk of skin missing from my finger. How did I not notice this?
talk to ur kids about sex. let them kno that u slayed more pussy than they ever will
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I need someone to watch it with me so I'm not alone
666 Park Avenue is sooo creepy I love it but it's making me more paranoid
So it looks like I'm pregnant and I have a secret lover who is not the baby daddy 😉😉😂😂😂
I can never get any privacy 😂�QE
I'm loving this new @onedirection song
I have to mentally prepare myself before I brush my teeth
I just slipped on the stairs and my computer hit my face :(
I'm always getting injured
I've been home for almost an hour and I didn't even realize my cats were missing
My hands smell like bleach
I just found another cut on my hand 😭😭
I don't know how to respond in social situations...
I try and be productive and I cut my finger. This is why I need to stop and just not do anything ever
I love the smell of bleach but it gives me a headache 😭
This new toothpaste makes me want to shoot myself. It tastes so bad
Those allergies tho
I wish my eyebrows were darker
I'm the equivalent of a hip grandma #swag
I should make some pizza rolls too
I'm gonna play Dragon Age Inquisition and watch Netflix it's gonna be great
Green is a cool color. Everyone should be green
I need a new race because I'm not really a fan of the current ones
Everyone is trying to kill me today it seems




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