I've been reading Common Sense by Thomas Paine. #Hamilkids
Here's the uncensored Peter on the bus gag youtu.be/LNxfeDQDgH4
Card tricks at the Palladium for @Hilar4Charity #HFCHalloween #endalz
Los Angeles! Spend some time with me and my funniest jokes. One-night only at NerdMelt: holdmyticket.com/event/258748
How much water does it take to grow an apple? youtu.be/gFE0k45LGJM
How much WATER does it take to grow an APPLE?
I love you, unnamed little girl having tea with hawk and lobster. You may be lost to history, but you're my hero
"LGBT individuals deserve to know their country stands beside them." —President Obama #NationalComingOutDay
Magician shrinks a Hummer! #tbt
"Hello? Suicide hotline." "Hey, it's Ted again."
International travel got me like:
Who remembers Jessie's freakout? Can finally say she was on speed? It's time. #savedbythebell #90s
thank you for cracking us up on Philly! You put a spell on us! Enjoy Bermuda!
Justin Willman on Ellen again, great twitter trick! youtube.com/watch?v=sOU2WX…
Touchdown Bermuda! @BlakeVogt
's bachelor party weekend has begun. #VogtVoyage
w/ @theory11 @Danwhitemagic