From an ER doctor, this is staggering. And if you're American, you'll recognize it as true. nyti.ms/2tYSsVp
How you care bout somebody but continue to hurt them?You clearly dont give a fuck bout them...actually nah you just have no respect for them
People that always say "sorry" after everything are so cute in the most annoying way😂. Like stop saying sorry ya cute fucker 😭
When the police arrive at the KKK rally
The tragedy of the commons
me trying to think of a single fuckin reason to be alive
fuck being sad its 2017 we positive as hell from now on. call up your boy and tucc him into bed. kiss a bird. ride a horse bitch. we happy.
What did we learn about @realDonaldTrump
at this #G20
It's funny how the U.S. media knows to use "oligarch" when describing wealthy Russians, but in the U.S. billionaires are just rich people.
I have seen Spider-Man rebooted more times than I've seen a police officer convicted for murdering a black person
Me sober: no politics tonight. Nobody changes their mindset anyway ya know?
Me after 6 beers: hey Andrew why do you fuckin hate poor peoeple
56 years ago today I was released from Parchman Penitentiary after being arrested in Jackson, MS for using a "white" restroom. #goodtrouble
Revenge porn is the perfect way to elicit zero sympathy and display exactly how much of an insecure asshole you really are.
the alt right is like if the kids from my high school who only listened to Eminem hadn't been tricked into dying in Iraq
Pour up: DRANK
Sit down: DRANK
Stand up: DRANK
Pass out: DRANK
Wake up: DRANK
Faded: DRANK twitter.com/AB84/status/73…
The oldest surviving pair of socks were made for sandals. Where is your god now?
me faving tweets about depression
Liberal fanfiction vs. reality
Antonin Scalia retire bitch
Seems worth noting that nothing's been right since David Bowie died.
This is the most 2017 thing I've ever seen.
You laugh, but the creative minds behind independent wrestling promotions understand the zeitgeist more than a warehouse full of pundits.
"Racism is dead."
"Why do you even need to march?"
"That all happened back in the 60s"
"When will you people finally move on?"
"Get over it" twitter.com/TheRoot/status…
Stop retweeting this she cheated on me twitter.com/SadPali/status…
Symantec says cyber attack unfurling in Europe is leveraging NSA-built exploit dumped by Shadow Brokers twitter.com/threatintel/st…
Dear Logo, I wrote you but you still ain't calling.
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom. twitter.com/logosporn/stat…
I've never related to a vending machine more in my life
This is body shaming. @realDonaldTrump
has always been positive and accepting of people and their bodies. You are a monster. twitter.com/laurenwayne1/s…
RT if you know why American citizens aren't automatically registered to vote like nearly every other advanced democracy. twitter.com/nytopinion/sta…
A white kid in America illegally selling lemonade VS black kids in America illegally selling water. Who can spot the difference ? 🤔P
Trump duped 600 Carrier workers into thinking he saved their jobs.
Trump got a photo op.
Carrier got a tax break.
Workers get pink slips.
The vegans have launched their first attack on mankind twitter.com/kenradio/statu…
Uber is currently operating without a CEO, COO, CFO or CMO on.mktw.net/2sUEt2J
I’ve been laughing at this for like ten minutes please send help
Oh, hey! Mexico's spying on activists and journalists graces the cover of today's @nytimes nyti.ms/2tE4T5c
Why women don't report: 60 women give the same account of Bill Cosby and a jury still can't agree that he raped anyone.
This twitter UI update is great
Around seven percent of American adults think brown cows make chocolate milk: bit.ly/2t6V2oK
Every pothead Jeff Sessions wants to throw in jail has a better memory than Jeff Sessions
This is a national embarrassment twitter.com/rossbaird/stat…
It's always, always, always women first up on the chopping board.
Absolute disgrace. twitter.com/carolinejmollo…
jesus is real and he is black
Don't forget that what they want us to be afraid of is the least of our worries. This graph is reality.
just aired this pop quiz.
This is from an Australian news outlet.