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julio castellanos
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Feeling low? Blame Newton. We’d all be having more fun if he’d discovered the law of levity.
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Yeah I say school starts way too early but then I come home and fuck around with my cellphone till two in the morning. #hypocrisy
Does anybody use facebook anymore?
Andy Warhol is overrated
The fact the centuries don't match up with the first two digits of the year is one of the greatest injustices of this troubled world.
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Maybe it's time to stop working out when we can see all of your veins. Leave something to the imagination.
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"Yeah you can learn a new language but you can also just speak english loud and slow and people will understand ya know" - tourist
My math homework is harder to understand than the new realease of the michael jackson album.
I hate you more than that woman that says that my call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system.
Cavemen had it easy when you liked a female you hit her on the head with a rock and took her to your cave No dating No ice cream No bullshit
Yeah yeah thanks for your stupid party invite *shoves you away* where's your pet
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I feel like if you complain all the time that music isn't good anymore, you just aren't looking hard enough
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You are at constant risk of someone clicking '2009' on your Facebook timeline and finding out what a loser you used to be.
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Nothing says self-entitled as much as a kid trying to shush students in class.
'Bob died!' 'Oh God! Really? How old was he?' 'Bixty meven' 'Christ, that's no age is it.'
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Not sure if she is staring at me because she likes me or she is staring at me because im staring at her staring at me.
everything really is bigger in Texas (including the other states hatred of us)
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Just heard Scientologists aren't even fully-qualified scientists and now I don't know what to believe.
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Beautiful work by Fintan Magee in Sydney 😍
Possibly the whitest-looking black person ever 😂�