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julio castellanos
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The schools claims to promote abstinence but it fucks me everyday with excessive chemistry homework.
Hearing car tires screech but no crash is the most disappointing event ever. @MauricioResendz
As you breathe right now, another person takes his last. I suggest you to stop complaining, and learn to live your life with what you got.
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I've been single for over a year but my mom says I'm handsome so I got that going for me, which is nice.
Sometimes bad things happen to me and I feel like I should be depressed but I'm not and that bothers me, I guess it just never happens to me
Overthinking stuff that always end up in an uncomplicated, depressing, and disappointing manner.
I'm not sure what to feel.
I used to tell my parents I believed in Santa just so I could keep getting gifts.
Cancelling a TV show should be illegal😭😭😭
Just watched 12 Years A Slave sitting next to an african american woman. Most awkward shit ever.
Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.
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Smart cars are so small I feel like a second pair of wheels is too much.
*that moment when you are messing with a friend and they actually get offended and then you just feel like an asshole.
"Hey man put on your mask you look scarier without it." *crappiest, most repeated halloween joke ever*
Thinking someone's tweet is meant for you is the mistake of the century.
“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer
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Being an asian adoptive would be easy because no one would notice you dont look like your parents.