@johnchaven is out of town, so Nate and I ordered desserts to be naughty!!!!
I saw the Divine doc & had a nice dinner. // RT @m_arty
Where are you tonight? Laura Benanti & Nazis are blowing up twitter.
Nelson Mandela died. RT @Bethenny
Yay! RT @Jodie_Atkinson @Bethenny
I am now stocked up on Skinnygirl Sparklers Bethenny!!! We love them!!!
Here's what "makes me tick," gang. You ready? *long pause* I love to laugh!
Is it too late to ask if I can be a nazi extra for sound of music live @LauraBenanti
Things I've done to #ToppleThePatriarchy
today include asking for extra cream cheese & setting my DVR for Sound of Music Live.
the movie is about guantanamo and she plays a guard RT @BonnieFuller
Kristen Stewart Looks Seriously Sexy In First Pic From ‘Camp X-Ray’
Is it bad that I'm already thinking about breakfast? Can't wait to sleep & wake up to eat...
Whoever decided to call them "sweetbreads" was clearly a serial killer, and probably also tried to lobby for changing "blood" to "gravy."
writers: y no podcasts created by women on yr best of list? ppl like @julieklausner @ChelseaVPeretti @JenKirkman
are killing it.
I'll say she is. Her name is #Sadie and her ears are #velvety. #ABassetIsAnAsset
My end of year list is just #barksy
over and over again. It's a great joke I wrote.
"Got that Elan Gale Hoax" #TheWireDrugNames2013
I wish I had more Black Panther friends. :(
2014 is a veritable "Naughty or Nice"-length scroll of step by step "To-Do's" under the Smash the Patriarchy department. Also: befriend Cher
I'm not sore from being ignored by Podmass for their "Best Of" list. It just gives me more to do in the "Smash The Patriarchy" dept in 2014.
Are female lady women done with calling each other "girl" in false friendship? Or are we taking that with us to 2014?
My god I hate servers being conspiratorial about dessert. A homemade s'more should not provoke an orgy of winking and knowing smirks.
As a kid I would lick my sidewalk chalk because it was the color of candy and I think that's why I like kefir? Let us now procreate
Savor today, gang. It's the only December 4, 2013 we'll ever have. Take a risk today! Call in sick to work! Explore a strangers house!
Where is that Gwyneth Paltrow Vanity Fair article please? #GOOPwatch
Silver bullet nails at #BestShowOnWFMU!!!!! #Chi-Koo
Found out that Billy Joel will be playing one show a month in NYC & suddenly I understand what it must be like to live around landmines
Right now: THE BEST SHOW ON WFMU. @pattonoswalt @toddbarry
and moi #BestShowWFMU
90 minutes, everyone. 90 minutes 'til the #BestShowWFMU
. With me, @toddbarry
! Don't screw this up!
with AMY POEHLER!! Greatest day ever!!!!
TONIGHT! 9PM EST! I'll be on the 3rd-to-last BEST SHOW ON WFMU! With @julieklausner
! So happy. Listen here: wfmu.org
Happy Birthday to the most flawless ginger Julie since Andrews. @_juliannemoore
, I wish you had 53 Oscars. xoxoxo
And you may find yourself, having an invisible snack! And you may find yourself pushing down your fuzzy paws!
Three hun-dred pulled threads in your pants / KNEADING OUT THE DOUGH
One paw (meow meow)/is making lots o biscuits/Ooh baby! I'm settlin' in and cozy/Bis-cuits don't just make themselves/KNEADING OUT THE DOUGH
A song about cats set to the tune of "Burning Down The House" called "Kneading Out The Dough"
What's worse: "I hope you are well" or "take good care"?
Yup! We're in the process of changing our website so you can buy it online!
Old meme, I know, but was that Lady Gaga/R.Kelly performance on SNL meant to be a comment on straight marriage and how it should be illegal
I love jazz! I love all the greats... npr jazz, christmas jazz, live jazz, pandora jazz, ipod jazz, david brubeck
People not to trust: 1) the B in apt 23 2) anyone
Forget it, Jake. It's Candy Crush.
NO ONE IS EVEN FUCKING SHOWING UP TO MY TREME PREMIERE PARTY
Just ate my way out of a pre-Cyber Monday snack nest and I feel #awful
about my #body
If you smell more perfection in the air today, a bit more "flawless goddess" than usual, it's bc it's @dj
RotaryRachel & @BetteMidler