When you're rewatching "The Sopranos" and you finally get to "Pine Barrens"
Nobody tell @scharpling about his Christmas presents.
You mess with the #jazz, you gonna get your head dribbled like a basketball
Don't forget: The ASPCA is waiving kitty adoption fees today for CAT FRIDAY gothamist.com/2015/11/26/asp…
Proud to have written the latest monologue for @jamesurbaniak's podcast. Go to @feralaudio to download. ❤️
Thanksgiving Tip Number 12: Only invite skinny people. It’ll mean more pumpkin pie for you. #DifficultPeople
Thankful today, as I am every day, for #MichaelShannon. 😍
My husband and I at the @hulu holiday party last night. Dress @cynthia_rowley!
Hair @dsimrock | MU @jjhanousek | Styley Style @emilybarnesstudio
Did a mirror selfie trick tonight after a party. From the guys who brought you TOO MANY COOKS, it's TOO MANY JULIES
When you hit “Reply All” by accident. #DifficultPeople
"Our Christmas cover won't be a human nightmare" - Art Director
Texting with @jwoliner about #thedress
❤️ RT @Splitsider
: Know you are loved with this 'Nathan for You' "I Love You" loop splitsider.com/2015/11/know-y…
If u missed it on the show...youtube.com/watch?v=roUr5S…
The texts between me and my cat sitter will one day be admissible into a court of law
Show added! Monday 12/21 @ 8 PM! Tix live at TheBellHouseNY.com!
Show added! Bell House Monday 11/21 8PM! Tix thebellhouseny.com/event/1015091
Start your week right!!! Download the Howl.fm app and learn about the GTOs and Bobbie Gentry on Something Cool, brought to you by Woman Together Outrageously @rachellichtman & Sarah Thyre ❤️💖❤️❤️