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Julian Smith
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SAN FRANCISCO! Where should I eat? What should I do?
Looks like the "I Get Bacon" commercial I directed for Purina is going to TV! Keep an eye out 🐕🐕🐕
Been a long time coming “@WIRED: Internet TV will soon be the only TV
Nothing says "I thought about you" like an airport gift shop.
A really flattering caricature of me that my friend Matt drew in 2008.
Sometimes just shut up and eat chocolate.
Does anyone know how to restore a deleted wikipedia page? Someone deleted mine for some reason and I know nothing about the platform.
Your mom is the most beautiful man I know.
I still have no use for red iTunes.
Don't even wanna know how much I spent here last week.
Three of my favorite things in one picture: My Pocket Camera, my '66 Champ, and Josh's leg.
Now this. “@WIRED: Duh: Of course the iPhone 6 Plus can bend in your pocket
@JulianWasHere your beggin popper ad came on before a video I clicked. Not even mad. Watched the whole thing. Don't even have a dog
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I totally forgot about showers you guys. #parenthood
Think about it. “@WIRED: 'Destiny' is great, if you can ignore your life
Cornbread aficionado right here.
Whenever I see someone on a pay phone I like to charge them and pretend I'm a cop.
My friend Tsugu gave me some 300 year old Alligator Juniper. Gonna make a great table!
Beware the man in the Kia minivan.
Love this: “@WIRED: This magic inkless pen never needs a refill
For those who missed it yesterday, here's my latest video, MISSING BABY (feat. @yesimjeffery & @kassemg)…
My new video, MISSING BABY is now up on YouTube! Check it out and show it some love!…
My social media joke went over all of your heads. Guess I'm operating on a different level over here.
Facebook > Twitter > Instagram > Myspace
It's never too early for hummus.
New iPhone 6 design lookin' pretty tasty.…
Here's a new video featuring @yesimjeffery & @kassemg -- It hits YouTube next week but you can watch it here now!…
Nothing says cleanliness quite like a carpeted toilet seat.
Happy Birthday, Matt! Today, he gets to actually eat Randy... @JulianWasHere
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You guys I walked from Mulholland Dr. to 3rd street today.
Hiked from the top of the hill into Hollywood WHERE ARE ALL THE CELEBRITIES!?!?
Check out @KingBach and @DonnivinJordan in my new video, CHECK WITH THE ANIMALS!…
I don't mean to brag, but the amount of chips I consumed at The Friend tonight would have made @JulianWasHere proud.
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The beautiful thing about Starbucks is
My new video, CHECK WITH THE ANIMALS just hit YouTube! If it makes you laugh show it some love! #checkwiththeanimals…
Well I have an early morning and Josh is clearly dead so I'm turning in. Thanks anyway
Josh has been abducted by an alien you guys, I just know it 👽