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Had no idea my friend Dick invented the Espresso Martini in the 1980s. Such a gent.
Shipping your semen is safe with us. pic.twitter.com/q6DZRmmETU
I left my bike in Covent Garden last night. Fuck. Better shuffle on down and hope she's still there.
The "I'm drinking a cocktail" shot. @satiregram
After work cock tales. (@ Christopher's Covent Garden) [pic]: 4sq.com/12GjQVE
Ad-free. #kennington #tube #underground #gashtag
This guy sat opposite me this morning on Bakerloo Line from Elephant & Castle. We meet again 5hrs later in Clapham. pic.twitter.com/TQXTRow0pu
Finally, someone has asked the question. bbc.co.uk/news/health-22… I strongly believe these should be banned indoors.
A soho 'face' who recognised me from years back- "Where u workin now bludclart? Want sum icky sticky? We still got ur back round these endz"
"@chloeauker: anyone looking for waiting work? Need loyal staff 22nd June in Southend! 3pm til late. MSG for details" -@sammietink
I will never get my head around the orderly lines of bankers waiting at each tube door. It's far too robotic a way of boarding the tube.
"You look really comfortable right now"- said the dentist never.
Just gave in to the Dalston Superstar inside me and bought a Mint, nettle & dandelion juice. Top stuff.
Immigration Control Australia style- Australia Leaves Asylum Seekers' Bodies In Water After 55 Drown Off Christmas Island
NSA Whistleblower wants to prevent world "where everything I do and say is recorded" - page has 29 monitoring tags: pic.twitter.com/Ll1oFwqIOY
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From a gig in Angel to a gig in Camden, to a club, then a house party, then a warehouse party and finally a chicken shop. I feel dirty.
Lock up your girlfriends. JB Newman & The Black Letter Band are in town this evening. 8PM. THE RATTLESNAKE. ANGEL. youtube.com/watch?v=mLvtk7…
Tonight, London bares witness to the sound of The Bracknall. @TheBracknall at The Purple Turtle CAMDEN. 8PM. pic.twitter.com/EzCdQ40ER7
Just watched the international space station shoot over London 200miles up. Amazing sight.
I hate pointless buttons on shirts. Buttons on the shoulders, elbows and the chest. Cargo pants, but in short form. #BlueInc
Crowbarring myself in and out of tube carriages has just reminded me why I cycle around London. Rat race.
Monsters inc #instamonster
Me an Mr Dizzee Rascal is making a little film....like! pic.twitter.com/ErwmH7TY9o
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Darling you're not a geek, nerd or a dork. If anything, you're a sheep.
A lovely walk across the bridge home from work. #london
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"We don't really do BBQs, my missus is a V Reg."
Every time someone uses IE. God kills a bunny twitpic.com/cvgh8g
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'Woman in red' sprayed with teargas becomes symbol of Turkey protests gu.com/p/3gbbf/tw
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Is it that Staffordshire bull terriers are cheap? What's the attraction? #asktwitter
2013 - Year of The Falling Cranes
The 90s are coming back. There we go. I said it.
3G signal throughput is very poor between Park Plaza Westminster Bridge Road and Lambeth North Station SE1. @VodafoneUK
3G signal throughput is very poor between Park Plaza Westminster Bridge Road and Lambeth North Station SE1. @O2
She's beautiful, you're very welcome ;) RT @jpfpreston: Georgie would like to say thank you. youtu.be/0F1Y9748WPw @brandbillie @danbarker
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