I wanna give a #SHOUTOUT
, they are both talented artists, who deserve support
How you gone make up a code to alert us if our backs against the wall with our woman then forget the freakin code
So you think I'm out here telling jokes for money. So you think I'm making funny money
My friends wish came true. He raised his hand and the teacher called him Big Papa. He pulled out his phone and played Notorius B.I.G.
Man what was that kids show? (7 days later, in the middle of class) DRAGON TAILS!!!! That's what it was
Dont you hate it when you lock your keys outside of your car and no one will help you out, and you sit there crying to get out the car
Friend is bleeding from the nose, dumb guy asks what rong, he sed he had an aneurism from stupidity, dumb guy couldnt believe he was stupid
A guy tries to fight me, and i keep saying my turn, and he stops, his friend asks why and he says its his turn
♡ Follow everyones who RTs
♡ Follow me ♡ I follow back ♡ Gain .....♥
Dude asks so how do i pick up a black girl, friend told him say what up tho, he says what up hoe, gets smacked, friend gets smacked 2
In line for the bathroom but try to be polite and let people go in before you #nice
And the waiting continues
Don't you hate it when you hear a song and sing the chorus wrong, like #tomford
but you say "time forward"
She a hood girl, But she a good girl, She been mislead, Now she ready for the world
is murder just like killing Jews was murder 4 Nazi guards. Don't support the killing of baby girls & boys. #prolife
Oh, you wear prescription glasses with regular non-prescription lenses? You're so stylish and ironic.
Have you ever looked at a pic an say is that Demi Lovato and some chick i don't know
Well apparently gonna start a car business with my cousin #ballin
My friend @TrueArianator93
just got back on twitter, show her some love and give her follows
Finally back on twitter since like forever :o I miss my arianator family 😘
Took me 4 days, but i finally finished season 1 of digimon
Totally rode a camel/llama on wednesday #HumpDay
Well my dog died and my mom is torn up about it #support
Woke up and my dog is skinny as hell, has spots on her stomach, and is peeing blood. She keeps laying down like she is dying
Stranger: hey man i luv your stuff
Me: thanks man
Stranger: I'm on the phone, sorry some weird guy is talkin to me
Megaman: big blue laser
Me: they look exactly the same
Trying to remember the lord's prayer "and lead us not..." Friend dances to signal me "...the temptations" in front of a crowd #embarrassing
Well my cousin finally watched the #MileyCyrus #wreckingball
video and his reaction almost sent me to the hospital
When the person you like, likes your picture 😂😂pic.twitter.com/zXHmpzlpTQ
That moment when you tell a girl your crush doesn't like you, she says she might, and leans in, and you point to another girl on a guys back
You turned my world with a smile, and you take my heart with a kiss.
When you're in love, you're going to have trouble of sleeping.
Because, you know that life is much more beautiful than any dream in your sleep.
Orange, funny and sweet. Yellow warm rays of sun.
Love is like a rainbow, where each color will flow. Red, of the heart that beats.
Green, having lots of fun. Blue waves of sky above. Purple, the color of love.
When you see my hand, you will find me. But when you see my heart, you will find yourself.
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
OKAY YALL IM DONE ^.^ BUT MY LIL BRO @_K3AT0N
IS DOING HIS #TREY5FOLLOWTRAIN
RIGHT NOW !! EVERYONE HOP ON HIS WITH ME AND GAIN EVEM MORE!!!
Don't you hate when you wake up in the morning feeling great but sleep for 10 more minutes and feel crappy as hell
Girl walk by, i call her a hoover dam. She asks why. I said cuz your hoover......DAMN!!!!
When you open the door, while in a bath robe 2 a beautiful women and say sorry for pointing #Quagmire #giggity
I love/hate being a tech wiz kid. Love-i feel smart and needed. Hate-people keep asking me to fix, hook up, install things all day
Ladies stop tryna have a deeper voice than me cuz sounding like a man is scary as hell #FirstSunday
The moment when you lay down but 4get to turn off the light so u thro 3 shoes at the switch till you break it
Finally updated my phone, figured out most but one, darn you futuristic technology
That moment when you finally join a team on twitter and everyone stop tweeting about
RETWEET THIS! FOLLOW @MREESE06 @1_BlackGoddess
& EVERYONE THAT RTS THIS 4 50+ FOLLOWERS FAST! #TFB #BLACKBEAUTY
I gave @JozaandTiffy
+Kred influence in the Automotive community kred.com/?pkid=1149214