Probably the same reason messi isn't in the @England
What a way to mark his return to the England squad and international football.
You literally can't take nothing away from Defoe!👏🏽
Great and tense win Portsmouth! Congratulations! @officialpompey
. Enjoyed listening on Pompey Player, internet radio, in Los Angeles #PUP
Can't fucking wait for summer ☀️😎🔥
I Wonder how much I'll spend in Mcdonalds now monopoly is starting back up!😳🙄🙄
Have you ever heard @GNev2
say a nice word about Liverpool during a commentary? Because I haven't 🤔🖕🏼
Do what you Wanna do. Fuck everything else ☂️
I'm a sweet potato fry's type of guy!🍟🍟
Swindon fan going to Port Vale today with his Lunchable 😂�mf
Great things take time. Don't give up.
Don't beg for anyone to stay in your life. If they want to be a part of your life, they will stay.
I wanna feel excited about something again.
's clash with Plymouth on Good Friday has been selected for live @SkySportsEFL
Mom: "so if all your friends jumped off a roof would you do it too?"
I'm an asshole with a really big heart
are unchanged for tonight's clash with Morecambe
Oh Jesus Christ, Liverpool fan but hats of to drink water!
Imagine a life with no back stabbers and snakes!🤔🐍🔪
Lucas can't handle vardy!🙈😩
Could really do with some of the football magic water for after work!🤔
If it was easy everybody would do it
Why don't you start by paying back some of the the 20-25k you sponged off her ☺️ twitter.com/lewis_bloor/st…
Roarie deacon should be atleast a div 1 player, someone snatch him!👀👏🏽
What an absolute fucking bloke.
The magic of the cup. 😂�Yh
Imagine life with no music?! Nah🔇
It might take a year, it might take a day but what's meant to be will always find its way.
it's annoying when u know u should be saving money for things u actually need but u can't stop yourself from spending money on shit 24/7
Not sure which is worse, the lack of money in my bank account or the fact I have work tomorrow!?😳🤔
Loooooool British banter 😭😭😂. Man sent his mate to the wrong address smhyFVF
Sunday means one thing...
Lincoln City beat Burnley
Millwall beat Leicester
Huddersfield hold City
At this rate Arsenal might upset Sutton.
There's no other football like the FA cup!👏🏽🏆
the manager of @virginmedia
best sort out my dirt connection lively bcos if not ima run up on his mums yard n slap her with a freddo!😡🍫🖕🏼
2,430 Portsmouth fans at Barnet today (over half the attendance) #pup
"Live for the moment, because you'll be dead soon" @Brandsss_Murphy
GOAL!!! Barnet 1 #Pompey
1 (Chaplin 89)
Fed up of doing the same shit everyday! 👊🏽
Last night I had a dream that I fell of the moon🌚
When the bet you asked about actually comes in 😂j
Actually love being in my own company
New battery for your smoke alarm twitter.com/taffyraps/stat…
Never mistake someone's kindness for weakness!🤔👊🏽