You know what's great? Babies with mustaches. #mustache
I don't care who's playing, snow football is awesome football.
That makes 3 miracle finishes for Auburn this year...and they weren't even playing in the 3rd one. God must be an Auburn fan.
There are lots of things I love in this photo.
"Let freedom reign. The sun never set on so glorious a human achievement." - Nelson Mandela
haven't been on Twitter much lately, but I'm getting back on to acknowledge Nelson Mandela. What a blessing his life story was to the world.
BREAKING NEWS: it's cold in #Amarillo. Fortunately, #7 is prepared.
prediction: rednecks + shotguns will ruin this brilliant idea. "Hey Bubba-I shot me 'nother fancy piñata!" youtube.com/watch?v=98BIu9… #PrimeAir
"Daddy, I hate that bunny."
A&M goes 8-4 with 3 of those losses to #1, #4, & #5. 2002 @joshwoodtx
would be rolling his eyes at my current disappointment.
Well, that ending was awesome. #ALAvsAU
Texas A&M reaches agreement in principle w/ Coach Kevin Sumlin on new 6-year contract, AD Eric Hyman announces. Release soon. #12thMan
'Tis the season: 30 hiding places for the Elf on the Shelf: joshwoodtx.com/hiding-the-elf… #elfontheshelf
I bet that, whenever some magazine creates a "top 10 people to have at a party," #GarthBrooks
is number one.
Sold over $150 million in records. Spent like $27 on his outfit for this tv appearance. God bless America. #GarthBrooks
Looks like #GarthBrooks
had about 20 Red Bulls before this show.
I turned on the Garth Brooks concert. What exactly is going on here? Is this some sort of newfangled country improv?
Tis the season: 30 hiding places for the Elf on the Shelf: joshwoodtx.com/hiding-the-elf… #elfontheshelf
, but I'm out this year. 5pm start time?! Missing Thanksgiving dinner to wait in line for stuff I don't have-it ain't right
I'd like it noted that, in the highly unlikely event that I become the CEO of Walmart, all stores will be closed Thanksgiving day.
Our kids are thankful for a lot of things. Obviously, @mary_graham is one of them. #Thanksgiving
Here's my son teaching my mom how to spell some words. Where does one purchase a "my mom is an Honor Roll student" bumper sticker? #kids #homeschool
Just stopped by Best Buy. It's barely 4pm Wednesday. That's some serious #BlackFriday
dedication. #Amarillo pic.twitter.com/skpPnS5e47
Fair warning, fellow Instagrammers, prepare yourself for lots of adorable stuff like this for the foreseeable future. #newbaby
excited to see their new baby brother.
Our newest addition arrived today. We think he's pretty much perfect.
Today, I bought popcorn & a drink @ the movies for the 1st time in years. Wow. Neither my wallet nor my stomach were adequately prepared.
Wow, the #Amarillo
weather has quickly turned angry.
It's 1:47am. In hindsight, partaking of a 2nd Dr. Pepper this afternoon was a terrible decision. A tasty decision, but terrible nonetheless.
Grocery list update part 2 (after I erased "toys"). Apparently, this is becoming a thing now. Persistent little people, kids are. #toys #realpets #onegazilliondollars
Can you spot the unauthorized addition to the grocery list? #kids
Orgeron, you're making me a bit nervous waiving that sword atop a ladder. #KeepOrgeronAlive #USCvsSTAN
In related news...I don't see OSU or Texas coming close to beating Baylor this year. Art Briles is a stud.
I was really hoping this #buvsttu
game would be closer.
Glad you guys enjoyed my alternate #Amarillo
logos. Check the comments for a couple brilliant reader-submitted ones: joshwoodtx.com/my-2-cents-on-…
today. Great guy with plenty of passion. Remember his name when you're voting for TX Attorney General.
YES. RT @BuzzFeed
: Everything You Need To Know About Make-A-Wish Foundation’s Adorable, Crime Fighting Batkid buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/…
Just came across this in a box mom gave me. #tbt that time I played ball with singer-songwriter @aaronwatsonmusic. Yeah, the 1990 Angels were kind of a big deal. If I remember correctly, I was a fairly valuable bench warmer...not MVBW material, but fairly valuable.
Ok. I'm #Obamacare
confused. Question for people smarter than I about allowing cancelled plans: How? Doesn't that require a law change?
Good stuff from Tripp & Tyler. I've totally said many of these things.
Shoot Christians Say: youtube.com/watch?v=7Dxo0Y…
Thank you, veterans.
"Courage is contagious. When a brave man takes a stand, the spines of others are often stiffened.” – Billy Graham
I wonder who would've lost if the Cowboys had played the Texans tonight. Sadly, probably both of them.