In 2005, the United Nations deemed Scotland "The Most Violent Country in The Developed World."
Santa down coming a drum chimney for christmas tree McDonough night fun while tracking
Don't forget our free gift for your Christmas playlist :) : soundcloud.com/joshst3wart | luv @thematttroyer and 👀
I will dress up as a full sized dragon Friday at the hobbit consuming ANYONE who stands in my way of the urinals or quick popcorn refills
Kimsey: "You ever seen the Olympics?" Me: "I haven't seen that movie"
Watching 1D. It's the STORY OF MY LIFFFEEEEEEEE. 😏
Mixing, and I present...ladies and gentlewomen... @thematttroyer
Dexter, Chinese delivery and a king size bed with a 50 in tv whispering, "Josh, watch me you Ingrid."
Make pretty music we do, erhmm? @patbarrett @chrispyondrums @kimsey
Being sick is getting kinda old...
When we drank orange juice with cops... @outrunthelee
Great issue this month.
The two entities making your toys this year pic.twitter.com/McnXRI6dy2
My parents are so spoiled, they get presents the day after thanksgiving.
My Black Friday is going great. @thematttroyer @outrunthelee
I'll be celebrating Black Friday in my traditional way.... by completely ignoring it.
Ate chili an hour ago: ate ice cream 10 minutes ago: still want food: I'm single.
Alaska: The Final Frontier
's new Christmas single "King Jesus." It's beautiful! Great job Jake!
With all sincerity, thank you to everyone that made tonight so special with @ThePaperLights
. Had the time of our lives w/ you. Thank you!
Good to see my friends from @ThePaperLights
! @joshst3wart @danimalsnyder
and Kimsey killed it! Love you boys!
Today is the day. @ThePaperLights
EP release at 7:30 in the vinyl with @tallbearmusic
$10 at the door. Remember: FREE HUGS
Spider: "hey man, it's uh, it's cool if I hang in your shower while you're in here?
Human: "yeah bro, that's chill."
- no one ever.
Thank you @decayfm
for playing our music! Much thanks!
Good sounds | Good people
Drums through the night w/ @kimsey . Heaven is near!
Seriously, what is up with this "knock-out" game. Like, what is happening....
I've received some classic junk mail in my day, but this is top 5.
ITS ON ITUNES!! @paperlights new EP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Patty O'Malley is really good at Photoshop
For $4, you can officially get the new @ThePaperLights
EP on iTunes itunes.apple.com/us/album/caver…
Guys, only 8 days until our record comes outtt!
Tonight's Amber alert scared the Shatner out of me.
Me and @thematttroyer have dinner strategies. Learn from us.
Killing that new 1D song right now.
*I'm showering* Not hot enough.
*turns knob 1/16th of an inch* Satan himself pours out of the shower head and licks your back seductively.
What I learned today. Sea otters hold hands while sleeping to not drift away from each other, but they also rape baby seals to death.
GHOZE WEARIN' DA JACKET WHIP @thematttroyer
Chinese buffet = happy me // @thematttroyer
Road with @thematttroyer
is sheer BS. I love it.
If you're a musician / artist, watch the movie "The Pianist". It has an incredible underlying inspiration to it.
Always so encouraging to hear this kind of feedback. Thanks @thecalebstanley ! www.soundcloud.com/joshst3wart
awesome new track from some talented friends!
Revisiting some @ThePaperLights
mixes for tv/film -these guys are true artists! Inspiration for days.
FREE CHRISTMAS SINGLE! @thematttroyer
and myself have made you all a FREE christmas song :) PLEASE share this! soundcloud.com/joshst3wart/jo…
I T ' S H E R E! Matt Troyer & myself have made you pretty people a free Christmas Single for ole Christmas time soon a' comin'. Go download it and PLEASE share. MUCH LOVE. Josh & Matt. m.soundcloud.com/joshst3wart/josh-stewart-matt-troyer-earth