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Girl, if we were countries, you’d be Turkey and I’d be Hungary.
I hate when it's dark and my brain is like, "Hey remember that horror movie where ....''
Twinkle twinkle little whore, you're at school, not Jersey Shore. You're a slutty orange mess, please go find a LONGER DRESS.
Unfortunately, 97% of twitter users will not RT this. When Jesus died upon the cross, he was thinking of you. RT If you are one of the 3%
1% battery left and you run like a ninja to get your charger.
My degree of sarcasm depends on your degree
" The feeling of loneliness is processed in the same part of the brain as physical pain."
" Chainsaws were derived from a tool originally intended to help deliver babies."
" 36 million years ago, penguins were about 5 feet tall."
" The Rock actually created the word "smackdown" in 1997."
" Cursing raises our pain tolerance by about 50%."
" The man who voices Spongebob Squarepants is married to the woman who voices Plankton's computer wife Karen."
" High heels were originally made for men."
" The chicken is the closest living relative of the Tyrannosaurus Rex."
" Jay-Z and Busta Rhymes went to the same high school and once had a rap battle in the cafeteria -- Jay-Z won."
" Jackie Chan started his career by doing porn."
" Best friend is hard to find, difficult to leave, and IMPOSSIBLE to forget."
": A grown man once hunted down and attacked a child who killed him several times in Call of Duty."
: Dancing has been scientifically proven to make you healthier and smarter."
Dolphins don't drink water - Sea water would make them ill and possibly kill them. They get their liquid needs through the foods they eat."