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Josh Monje
Will always be one of my fave scenes
Just broke the news to my homie at 7/11 that I'm moving πŸ˜“
My mom just made me to super like @Andy on tinder hahahha
"What's super-like?" - my mom LOL
Does anyone need a job? Must be fun and fashionable lol
I would love to meet the teenage version of my parents
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I miss The Hills so I added Spencer Pratt on Snapchat. Its pretty much the same thing.
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Quesadillas on fresh tortillas are where it's at πŸ˜‹πŸ’ƒ
we aren't rlly into texting we just venmo
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I just want to be a dash doll
I haven't had it in years but taco lita sounds ideal right now
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I love a good cheese platter πŸ˜‹
The next day I'm like fuck it. I'm still rolling. I go on a shopping spree using Daddy's and Mommy's $$$$. My early Xmas gift right?
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At least we stare at the same moon πŸŒ—πŸŒ˜πŸŒ“πŸŒ’πŸŒš
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Is there a #THOT in your life causing trouble? Call Jovan at 1-888-321-5358 to confront them on #JerrySpringer.
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Like I'm about to start stress eating if I can't listen to at least one song in it's entirety
My wifi is being the biggest thot rn I'm annoyed
Everyone needs to follow Spencer Pratt on snap he's crazy hahahah
My mom talks mad shit about Demi Lovato but she likes Cool for the summer hahaha where is the logic
We be in the kitchen cookin dirty dogs 🍴 @ Downtown Los
"And she's calling me a whore coming at me with that Mac and cheese"
"Coors makes me feel like a whores"
Wow I've missed coors light 🍺
Lifetime movies and chill πŸ‘ŒπŸ»
Listening to Caracal as I get ready for work πŸŒ€ happy Friday πŸŽ‰
The new @rufussounds song has seriously been on repeat all day β˜ΊοΈπŸŒ€
Coconut water with pulp: that's the shit I don't like πŸ™…
Pulled out my portfolio and it made me kinda sad to see an actual layer of dust on it :/
Emma Roberts is my favorite part about scream queens, she's wild af hhahahh
When the lady at the dmv asks if you're hungover lol
"People have 5 day work weeks, I have 5 day weekends" hahaha
✨When I grow up wanna be famous, wanna be in movies,✨
Babes in white πŸ’ @ Barney's Beanery -
Since my mom thinks Barneys is her spot...
This weather is making it really hard for me to decide what to wear :/
"Oh my god I did cocaine with random Indian people last night" hahahaha
no offense but i want to set you on fire
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A Southwest Airlines flight attendant, 1972
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