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I just met a stripper that has severe asthma hahaha I swear every time I work I meet the most interesting people
The Steve Madden store has been playing All Hands on Deck by Tinashe on repeat for like that past 15 minutes. Idgi..
Put. Your fucking purse. Under the seat in front of you.
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I just analyzed the shit out of coco's the breakfast place. I'm clearly delusional rn
I just wanna lay in bed all day with a breakfast burrito. I'm so sick it hurts 😢
U know u like it but it drives u insaneeeee 🌀
Just because your child's leash resembles a stuffed animal doesn't mean you're in the clear..
Best thing anyone's ever said to me
I've been meeting guys left and right this weekend. I'm gonna go buy a lotto ticket 🌀
Being sick in hot weather is the worst 👎
How I feel about having to work today
My neighbor totally just watched me do the walk of shame lol
Barely getting home.. I don't even know
I put my whole team up on that king shittttt 👑
Flume's remix of Lay Me Down finally grew on me 🌀
Alcohol taste better when it's free
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My brother disappeared upstairs and didn't even give me the remote. This is like some next level disrespect 🙅
I'm all for living in the moment, but I love reliving moments through pictures 📷
Just had the awkwardest experience @ ten ren. Thank god for friends with scary looking bfs
high key trying to see jurassic world though!
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I downloaded the iheartradio app just so I could listen to Ryan's roses ahahah
I just sneezed and bit my tongue. I don't think I've ever experienced something this awful
if you keep telling yourself you're 'sick' & have all these problems & can't do shit, maybe you'll be that way forever.
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Now that I'm off work, I feel like celebratin' 🎉🍻🍸👾
Dating a rapper is def on my to do list
I actually think they're kind of a cute couple
"She's always whippin' it and nae nae'in it"
I always crave chicken tenders after I go swimming. With a side of ranch, of course
All I need in this life of sin is coconut Popsicles
U know how that shit go 🌀
I used to value my alone time. But lately I feel uneasy when I'm not around people. It's weird
I'm still drunk. Praying I don't have hangover in my future
Happy birthday to the craziest guy I know 🎉🎂 love u hughbert 🍻
When ur friends tell u everything u did the night before
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7 Ways That Being Raised By a Single Parent Has Benefited You…
Tomorrow is my first day off in like two weeks, thank da lord ✌️
I have glitter in my eyes.. It doesn't hurt but like wtf
When I see something I want, best believe ima make sure I get it.
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I think I've spent my whole life downplaying my love for hot dogs. I might be ready to accept these feelings 🔥🐶
The music video for Cool by Gwen Stefani is probably in my top 10 all time faves
Chris Brown & Karrueche Tran got into a fight last night, but she did not call the cops:
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Kingpin by RL grime makes me wanna go to Egypt and vibe at the pyramids 🐫
Ain't nobody bidnessss 🌀
I just saw pictures from new years and got chills because I remembered how cold it was that night.. ❄️

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