Should I invest in a pair of all saints jeans?
And yes, I tried googling it and I'm still confused
My google country is set to Denmark and I can't figure out how to change it. It's driving me nuts
What is wrong with him? nyp.st/2sx8S6C
Post Malone's team trying to force him to take a shower.
Accidentally called 911 because I had to dial 9 first. Why is this still even a thing
Update: It has been assumed that I started the fire and surprise: I DIDNT
I feel like everyone and their mom has an uber sticker on their car
Just single handedly put out a dumpster fire. Maybe this is my calling?
My mom is really living her truth rn
Can my babysitter please identify herself cause I'm truly confused hahahahah
The fact that I don't know who this magical person is cause I'm the only one home
The fact that I have a girl in my house making sure I'm safe and drunk is so a1 rn
A trillion years laters and this song just makes my soul feel whole 🔥P
Buh buh buh benny and the jetssss
100% hubby material
Starting the day off right 🌞1
Some guy in downtown sd just tried to jack my Id from my hand wtfff
Sorry I came to your party to charge my phone for 20 min, pet your dog and leave
"Do we drink water on this train?" HELL NO H20 🚫
Update: she really fucks with despacito but not the jb version. Can't say I agree with her
This girl on the train is talking about strip clubs and a girl named "Charlotte the Harlot"
I feel like @nnnalleli
and I are in the episode of satc when Carrie and Samantha take the train
My fave at jamba is aloha pineapple what's yours?
"Daddy I want a golden goose and I want it NOW!!!!"
My about me for the wall @ work is some of my best work
Fidget spin some pizza n ranch to my house
Vice is 💯 my fave channel on tv cause they keep it real x 💯
I think @sammrutherford
turned me straight b/c she knew the Cabo episode of Laguna Beach 🌊
One of my favorite places in the world 😊2
8 years later in this song is still beyond its time -- Animal Collective - My Girls (2009) - YouTube m.youtube.com/watch?v=zol2MJ…
Just saw a commercial and my girls by animal collective was playing in the background holy tbt
He was sk8r boi
She said eat this pussy boi
We've reached peak Craigslist in Spokane...
I literally can't with this 😂v
Then again the gays have never been inclusive & maybe that's why I've personally felt such a disconnect from my own "community"
Honestly, joking or not, some of these tweets about "pride month" are missing the point of inclusivity.
"You are fucking raggedy Tania" hahahaha #SecondWivesClub
likes to be naughty.
Naomi really did THAT
Armie Hammer is such a stud wow. I've met his wife multiple times and she is such a doll
Literally every jacket I've owned is probably floating around in la somewhere. 100% know one had $300 in it
I just put on seek bromance and instantly became an edm thot again
Watching this lifetime Michael Jackson movie and prefty much cringing
Excuse me but Lindsay Lohan had to pretend she was talking to an invisible clone in the parent trap at age 11 twitter.com/buzzfeed/statu…
It's barely 1 p.m. and I think both my brain and my soul have had about all that they can handle today.