Metaphysical by Autograf ♫ spoti.fi/1Le0new
I wish Ed & Leighton got married
obviously brunching on Easter because wtf else do you do on Easter if you're not 5 years old
Had to make it out for @kidnapkid
last night 🌀 def. brought me back to life
me when I drop my cigarette
When the uber driver comes off kinda thug and then he puts on Justin bieber. I love it hahahaha
"panda panda panda panda panda I GOT BROADS IN ATLANTA"
Praying I make it to brunch tomorrow 🙏�3V
No chill 😂y
It's not a house party until someone drunk starts cooking,
I want someone to make me a period mix
"Great..my 20 year old crush is a 'Hollywood bad boy'" hahaaha
Ladies, if an obnoxious guy keeps insisting you give him your number, take his phone like you're adding your info, then Venmo yourself $4000
When trouble comes out for the night 🌀🍾🍭💘 @ Le Jarinstagram.com/p/BDY2R64Cs7b/
Why are curse words technically "bad words"? Why can't hello be offensive?!?!
can’t wait for the day when somebody tells me i’m the best thing that’s ever happened to them and they mean it
Paul Rudd is so hot in clueless I can't handle
I don't think I've ever woken up responsibly in my life. Yes, this is still on my mind.
Additionally, fat people should just not be fat. PSA of the morning
Some account called "wakeupresponsibly" just liked all my pictures which is probably the biggest joke of my life
Anne Hathaway was such a pussy. Like dgaf about your BF or the other chick. You have a hot rich man in front of you, get widdit
Most likely waking up trashed tomorrow. Was it worth it? Not sure
Still the jam -- Tinashe - Boss (Ryan Hemsworth Remix) by Ryan Hemsworth #np soundcloud.com/ryanhemsworth/…
All the panda remixes I've heard so far suck. I don't think it's gonna happen
Kendall Jenner: I don’t need to go to college, I have a job pge.sx/21HA619
When your friends start telling you what you did the night before..
When I'm feelin' myself at the club
Could I get a mimosa and a kids menu please
Catch me at the club 2nite wearing an eye patch #pinkeye2016
this is what it looks like when I'm deep into my snapchat
does claim jumper still have that chocolate cake that fits in a shoe box? if so, claim jumper's chocolate cake that fits in a shoe box
My eyes are redder than the devils dick rn help
hyde n seek 👻 @ Hyde Sunsetinstagram.com/p/BDOetS4isy9/
I'm so done with my friends at this point 💀💀sFp
Using coconut water as chaser.. Bye
[carrie bradshaw voice] is it thrill i am seeking? or is it because the hood nigga encompasses so much confidence?
someone: why is Donald trump a bad person
Anywhere that plays face to face by daft punk earns my business 🙌🏻
i been searching for this
Hold up wait a minute, y'all thought that I was finished? 🙃 @ Le Jardininstagram.com/p/BDGiE2Vis5Q/
I just told the bouncer no one tells me what to do and he said "you ain't gonna make it home tonight" hahaha probably truu
So many hotties at the grove rn sos
I live for my mom's texts hahaha
Last night had me hella fucked up. I haven't been that drunk since last summer..