Will actually never get why so many phones have the speakers on the back or bottom
The word "GCSE" is about as common as twerking now #HateYear10
Am I the only person who can tickle himself like wtf
People in my computing class pop up pleeeease
Dads such a bender sometimes
I hate people who act different in front of certain people ✋❌😒
: There's a mushroom that grows in the wild and tastes like fried chicken. It's name is Laetiporus. I'm on that
Thank christ for channel 4+1
: Can't stand people who tweet things just to get retweets For the irony heehee
I'm actually the rapist of my fridge and cupboard
So hard to keep convos when you take 69 years to rep
I actually cannot see outside..
You want overrated? Google "Angrybirds"
Who remembers that harlem shake thing?
Jokes when people put spaces in their hashtags
Im such a nerd, Takin I.T and computing #Nerd4Ever
School is going to be hell tomorrow, 29 degrees what nonsense
First time im actually doing homework the day i got it
Actually hate my timetable, might as well be home schooled
I think we all know jake from the tweenies would be black
If I have 2 English lessons in the same day again I will die
Knowing I'm doing the subjects I actually give a crap about #BackToSchool
one word replies don't piss me right off
the kids in jd always got the creps on and the mums have the bun shoes #FamilyLife
All of these secondary school memories LOOL
Would like to apologise to my english class for always borrowing your pens but forgetting to give them back to you
When you realise one of your favourite pairs of shoes have become too small.. #EmoshTimes
I salute anyone who is going out today, you have balls
I'm now in year 10 yet I've revised for a test once. Ever.
Wednesday is such an awkward day to start school.. #FuckYouNevin
So your telling me that gareth bales feet, chest and head are worth 85mil? Cool beans.
Hmm have school tomorrow and I'm awake at 1:03.. Meh it starts late #ThugLife
All these shitty ass disney shows, all I want is that's so raven and kim possible, please.
You know someones moist when they eat a pack of millions one by one
Tbh I think all zebras are mixed race.
so she won't do porn cus she can't use a dildo rather than dignity.. #classicchar
Apple must make more money from charger sales than the actual phone
its funny how we say the years gone fast every year
Courtney aint escaping jail wiv those boobs
I swear the judges talk to the black ones like their stupid
Pursuit of happiness is smiths second best film after bad boys
When you get what you've wanted for ages then ignore it after 2 minutes
babys laugh at the dumbest things