How to keep calm in traffic jams
me trying to relax on thanksgiving break knowing I have 3 papers 5 finals & the cure for cancer due when I get back
This is how plasma is made in a microwave oven.
This Is How Disaster Scenes Are Made
Poppin pills is all we know
When someone brags about something
Pretty much sums up high school
Bring me this right now and I'll love you forever.
Me: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
Me *7 months later: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
r u nemo?
bc u should get lost
if i don't talk to myself, who will?
Stop looking for reasons to be unhappy.
Time is too valuable to be wasted on anything less than love, good vibes and happiness.
people keep saying “go big or go home” as if going home doesn’t sound like the best idea ever?? fuck yeah i wanna go home, and i’m gonna nap
I'm so happy with the small circle of people I have in my life right now.
El 27 de diciembre del 2015, será el último programa de "En Familia" con Chabelo. ¡QUE EMPIECE EL APOCALIPSIS!
My level of maturity depends on who I am with
Si te vas terminar la batería del celular.
When you don't know how to solve a math problem 😂1
Trying to live with no regrets, only lessons learned.
Mi Expecto Patronum es un Taquito al Pastor
De que no hay nada que hacer 🌚#HarryPotterC5
La gente del cine me odia 🌚
Shopping for your little shark-lover just got so much easier. bzfd.it/1PHR9yD
We all know a Bruce named Caitlyn
Admiro mi capacidad para soportar gente que merece una patada en la cara.
CHANDLER IS THE ORIGIN OF THIS EMOJI😆W
I want this right now! 🍕F
me?? using sarcasm as a defense mechanism???????? what?????
Life is the trip enjoy the ride.
Wheelchair that can go upstairs.
Looking at my grades like
trying to hold my grades up like
A condition called “False Awakening” occurs when you’re dreaming that you’ve woken up, but still are in deep sleep.
I embarrass myself in front of myself