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Jordan D. Uhl
the world can never have enough peyton manning/pizza/pot laws news
not the onion RT @samsteinhp: Peyton Manning says pot has been wonderful for his pizza business…
not like he's going anywhere RT @astro_reid: @billclinton you are welcome to call the #ISS anytime you want. Wednesday works perfectly.
.@astro_reid Are you really Tweeting from space? Your roaming charges must be out of this world!
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"Zoey Deschanel is the scum of the earth" -@ohmy_tosh
Refreshing to hear @RepTimRyan talk about peace & mindfulness during a time of such violence at the Peace Alliance discussion panel tonight
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.@tqbattiest @Uber @Uber_DC ha! V well could be. He strikes me as normal, but not buying that he has sudden lapses in directional awareness
My @Uber driver just said he "lost all sense of direction." Dude you have TWO gps on your dash. Enjoy the extra buck.
#AU #mindfulness #peace
Just sat through an entire mindfulness and peace panel discussion and nobody said "namaste" once. What a scam.
guy across the isle on the bus is explaining respawning in video games to his gf. she couldn't care less.
Huh. RT @Vikings we're proud to announce the signing of undrafted rookie Haydrian Feeterson Jr.
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Picking him up in #ff@FauxJohnMadden: BREAKING: Vikings announce signing of new running back, Jadrian Petersin
@SInow: Ahead of 20th season, MLS unveils new logo, branding” cc: @USscott12 @ZachRisinger
11. i have 11 jars of peanut butter in my cupboard. this isn't right.
lol noob RT @Hezzah: My phone isn't offering me iOS 8 yet. Hint hint phone, hint hint.
pumpkin spice iOS 8
if u don't have the new iOS rn ur basic.
This undercover expose of major dairy supplier would never have happened if #aggag laws were in place in New Mexico…
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my question: do first grade classrooms normally have ovens in them?! MT @dougmillsnyt:
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"oh awesome, train has a new album out" -nobody
if this tweet gets 10,000 rts i'll eat a @ChipotleTweets burrito #realtalk
#BREAKING: Nike suspends endorsement contract with Adrian Peterson - @darrenrovell
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These Pictures Of People And Their Dogs Will Change The Way You See Homelessness…
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This Photographer Wanted To Document Homelessness, What She Found Will Move You via @aplusapp…
nats made the playoffs. @colleenlowry will appreciate this:
oh wow trent richardson fumbled. can't believe it.
whoa trent richardson got positive yards. first time of his career. congrats bro. #MNF
the hairiest, most ballin' dad RT @BecksWelker: A lot going on here:
why won't obama lead? RT @BuzzFeedPol: Fox News Is Confused
This Two-Week-Old Baby's Rescue Will Make You Truly Appreciate Life… via @aplusapp #Syria
cross Bronx expressway actually smells like pizza