Days like today I really rate moving to Australia
Big up Alex Kerrin taking on the whole of Occaisions tonight over a spilt drink hahaha
If I see one more soppy cunt dancing like a spanner to shit music I swear
The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person doing it.
I need to get drunk tonight
My boss supplies me with cans of Rio to keep me happy!
#football #boys #worthing #town #igers #instalike #instago #like #messy #hair
when i need to wake up early i can't do it and when i don't need to wake up i wake up stupidly early
Worked over 80 hours this week, can barely keep my eyes open yet my mates still somehow convince me to go to Brighton
All of One Direction's tattoos look shockingly shit
Radio One is going off tonight!!!
Gone from being unemployed to working 70 hours a week!! My body is in traumatic shock!!
working in an office while rains is the best thing
Take me to your pyramid high up the sky and we'll fly there together on a magic carpet ride 🎶
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Can't even explain how disappointed I am that my mate didn't get put on tag today
Think I'm the only boy in the world that gets cystitis :-(
Thank god I'm not in the mess I was this time two years ago!!
Can't wait till the year below turn 18 and go clubbing.. Gonna kiddy snatch all them fuckers..
Arsenal paid 42.4 mil for Ozil hahaha that's all your getting for about 2 years now fellas
i'm 99% sure every girl is on some sly shit
Offer being accepted by Brighton from nandos...On my way for the medical ...... 3years deal with half chicken then a year option with wings
Promised myself I won't wear these clubbing! #Nike #Huaraches #Sick #Worthing #instago #igers #instalike #tweegram #fresh
Must also have massive windows #PreviousTweet
All I want is an all white gaff with white walls inside and out, white furniture, and white flooring.. Chuck in a white lambo!! #WHITE
Gareth Bale's wage breakdown at Madrid:
It's amazing how many 'Liverpool' supporters live in 'Sussex'
Hope Brighton do a job today!
Chart musing cringes me out
I just fucking hate moths, I mean what do they actually provide to anything or anyone the annoying little cretins #getaweapon #squashit
So many good events in September!
Just got rid of all my old photos I didn't ever want to see again #outwiththeold #inwiththenew #feelinggoodlivingbetter
Wish my mates would stop telling me my ex's business!!! Don't need to know that shit!!
Wish I could just find out whether I get these jobs or not!!! Taking long!
Brighton vs millwall this weekend then!!
I swear to god.. No one gives a fuck about your little day trip to the Harry Potter studio's!!
There's so many nutcases in the world it's a surprise where not all dead
Surprised he can find the minge thru that gut 😷😷pic.twitter.com/8sCxa89zKp
Really want to watch the Hideout festival 2013 highlights
Hate eating bad food but savoury food is so hard to come across
Snap back Aztec shorts and toms !!!!
Run off the nearest cliff u silly little man
Shutter shades really make me happy 😎
No... Not at all! hahaha” 😂😂😂😂
Want someone new to speak too
Next year will be the year.. I'm sure of it
My Instagram's going through the roof!
Paul Smith bags are ridiculously nice
My life will be obliterated if I don't get a shakedown ticket