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all I've done all summer is eat sleep n work, how boring ๐Ÿ˜“
wtf๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚V5H
I just want to sleep all day not work๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
What a waste of money buying an apple watch๐Ÿ˜“
'What do we do with a half eaten subway' 'Should we take it to customer services?' ๐Ÿ˜ญ๏ฟฝ@jordangrestyty
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WTF JUST HAPPENED ๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿ˜ถ
But I'm skint don't do this to me ๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜“bCK
Dear freshers: Consume as much food as physically possible whilst still at home as your days of free food are numbered
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First Saturday off work since September and I don't know what to do with myself ๐Ÿ˜‚
I feel disgusting ๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ท
Happy birthday @AdamBondd ๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽˆ
I can't be arsed getting ready to go out ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
Words can't explain how excited I am to move away from Stockport ๐Ÿ˜…
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asif I just went to pay for shopping and haven't got my card, how embarrassing ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜“
asif my shitty iphones broke USELESS PIECE OF SHIT
WTF PAPA JOHNS I THOUGHT I HAD THIS๐Ÿ˜ฉ
I've spent all day sleeping
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when u in a bad place but ur keeping a positive outlook
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Moved into a new flat on Monday... Don't have hot water but I did buy a lightsaber ๐Ÿ˜‚๏ฟฝ#StarWarsrCJ
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When the customers card gets declined and they have no other way of paying for their stuff
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I regret drinking last night, today is gonna be a long day๐Ÿ˜ฟ๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ท
My boyfriend has indeed spent ยฃ120 on a lightsaber for our new flat, despite the fact we have no hot water and a botched front door... #men
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Working weekends is such a drag๐Ÿ˜ด
when I go uni I'm going to be so lost without my right arm @SarahCollingeX ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
When you see new people working at your store giving everything 110% with a smile....
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19 a month today wtf why am i so old!
finding free wifi in a shop is a blessing from Godโœจ
Independence game strong
ยฃ3 doubles have fucked me over๐Ÿ˜ฉ
I'm so excited to move out and go to uni now ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿป
I'm so proud of @lornashutt getting into Leeds uni, 3 more years together ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜€
If your A level results aren't great, be cheered by the fact that I got a C and two Us. And I'm currently sitting in a villa in St Tropez.
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I'm so nosey on results day to see what everyone got, btec Barry over here needs something to read ๐Ÿ‘€




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