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Jordan Dunne
#RIPChris Jesus his tweets make for sad reading. Surely someone had to have know he was in a bad place.
Just seen the video of the Real fans attacking Bale. Absolute scumbags.
"There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it." - Alfred Hitchcock
Working on a couple of videos at the moment. Watch this space.
Head like a bag of jam today. Bing Bong Boom RELEASE.
Paddy's day. What harm were the snakes in reality?
The mighty grimace looks lively. Useless pleb. #philjones #mufc
Man United's win percentage this season with Phil Jones is 31 per cent.
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Disgusted at the United fans that booed Danny Welbeck. He's one of our own that's not what we're about. #MUFC
Well done ref. Not the first time I've seen this little prick ruin a game.
DiMaria on the right into Rooney up front. How it should've been all season.
Carne a lifetime ago and only seen for the first time today. Mad aul thing photographs. @adayinthelife19 @halpin__212 @kai_dunnexoxo
Why do I do it to myself? Why do I read Merson's Predictions every week to see him berate United. #fatgamblingalcobastard
Ash Wednesday. The only day of the year when it's acceptable to pebble dash an oul ones face.
Anglesea Chicken Chokers perform their hit single I dropped my glove in your nana's handbag.
I pissed in your letter box and told yer ma it's tea by Lincolns Assassin's.
Hi we're Meat Hammer from Norway and this is our new song Angel sodomy.
New game. Make up a name for a Scandinavian Metal band and a song title or album. Here's a list of examples from me and @NeilDavidJames.
I'd like to think I'd be able to handle Miley Cyrus in bed but I'd say she's into knives and piss.
I say it week in week out. I fuckin' hate Paul Merson. Why do sky insist on letting him give his bullshit analysis. #FatAlco #MUFC
Charlie Holden an #mufc fan, died last week aged just 15. Let's get applause for him on 15th minute vs Leicester. RT! pic.twitter.com/oChIxw8qjt
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I'm watching @MCRofficial live videos on YouTube. Nothing gives me a greater sense of nostalgia than My Chem.
Yon Lehnon.. #tea #coffee #johnlennon #thebeatles
Question. Am I the only one that thinks there is a market for a breakfast delivery service?
What's that movie called where they take John Travolta's face off?
Imagine someone's new year inroduction was a dig in the chops.
Before the cliché of 12 o'clock. Happy nude beard. And have a great 2003.
I posted a new photo to Facebook fb.me/3GX1CweBq
If BT let Richard Keyes and Andy Gray commentate on women's volleyball they'd get less complaints then they do... fb.me/7czfcwhiE
New fashion trend amongst skags seems to be turtle necks. I wonder if ya throw one in a tumble dryer could ya kill him.
Lazy leg strikes again. Phil Jones is the clumsiest footballer I've ever seen.
Merry Christmas to all my nearest and dearest. Eat drink and be merry x 󾔓󾔓󾔓
My phone was confiscated. I've got it back as the priest gives direction for communion. "It's left hand on right... fb.me/3I1HUMjvs
Mary from the local shop now giving her rendition of "O come all ye faithful. Trifle in abundance."
Priest is rocking a rope belt. Wonder what'd look like with a pair of levis.
An old friend of my parents just came in "jaysus he looks ancient." I suppose he does mam ye.
Resisting urge to tell priest I like his cape.
Being dragged to church. Taking bets on how far I get in the door before bursting into flames. Nearest guess gets... fb.me/3sYPMokzs
Most A listers seem like right cunts. Brad and Angelina seem like a sound pair of brazzers.
Dead members of Spinal Tap...enjoy. Deceased John "Stumpy" Pepys (1964–1966) (Portrayed by Ed Begley, Jr. in... fb.me/7ag8XIJHa
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberry.