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Jordan Dunne
One of our favourite videos this season. Wesley Sneijder leading his own Galatasaray chant.
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I posted a new photo to Facebook
Nice morning wake up call from the Ibiza hunzos. "I'm in Uruguay with a drug Lord."
I posted a new photo to Facebook
You know you've gotten old when you suddenly realise you can't remember how to skip.
So Evan punched Sam in the stomach and in the space of two seconds Sam had him on the deck in a crippler crossface.
Niall Quinn puts Joe Hart in his team of the season, proving yet again that he knows fuck all about football.
Working hard or hardly even....what? no.
Ah jaysus! They'll be ridin' in the streets and burning crosses next! First time in a long while I've felt proud...
voting in 2015 Ireland Referendum
Make me proud to be Irish again. Get your ass up and vote.
Artist extraordinare... @neildavidjames
I think it's finally happened. I've lost the will to post on all social mediums.
My bra feels looser after a good shit.
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The strength of Vidic, the speed of Pallister and the class of Rio. #UnitedToday
Michael Carrick will get in tonight and empty his pockets on the kitchen table. Mobile phone, keys, wallet, Yaya Toure.
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#glendalough #ireland #rainyday
1 year old and he's already more bad ass than me...
#staypunk #thisbitch
Statistically speaking 10 out of 10 people die of death.
#RIPChris Jesus his tweets make for sad reading. Surely someone had to have know he was in a bad place.
Just seen the video of the Real fans attacking Bale. Absolute scumbags.
"There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it." - Alfred Hitchcock
Working on a couple of videos at the moment. Watch this space.
Head like a bag of jam today. Bing Bong Boom RELEASE.
Paddy's day. What harm were the snakes in reality?
The mighty grimace looks lively. Useless pleb. #philjones #mufc
Man United's win percentage this season with Phil Jones is 31 per cent.
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Disgusted at the United fans that booed Danny Welbeck. He's one of our own that's not what we're about. #MUFC
Well done ref. Not the first time I've seen this little prick ruin a game.
DiMaria on the right into Rooney up front. How it should've been all season.
Carne a lifetime ago and only seen for the first time today. Mad aul thing photographs. @adayinthelife19 @halpin__212 @kai_dunnexoxo
Why do I do it to myself? Why do I read Merson's Predictions every week to see him berate United. #fatgamblingalcobastard
Ash Wednesday. The only day of the year when it's acceptable to pebble dash an oul ones face.
Anglesea Chicken Chokers perform their hit single I dropped my glove in your nana's handbag.
I pissed in your letter box and told yer ma it's tea by Lincolns Assassin's.
Hi we're Meat Hammer from Norway and this is our new song Angel sodomy.
New game. Make up a name for a Scandinavian Metal band and a song title or album. Here's a list of examples from me and @NeilDavidJames.
I'd like to think I'd be able to handle Miley Cyrus in bed but I'd say she's into knives and piss.

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