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Jordan Dunne
Some comedians seem so out of their depth on QI. @JasonManford is not one. Very clever man. @jimmycarr always seems so uncomfortable.
Retweet to vote for Jesse Lingard as #mufc's Man of the Match v CSKA Moscow.
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What is it gonna take for Rooney to be dropped? I reckon if he died Van Gaal would still have him in on Saturday.
Commentator: "Memphis gets the ball...Memphis loses the ball."
Tiny. #pug #dog #puppy #pets #harveydent #twoface
Yaya Toure had the worst season of his career and is on the ballon d'or list.....I don't know anymore. #ballondor
Happy 25th birthday Josh! 🎂🎂🎂
What did Raven do now? Was it so her?
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I wish that they wouldn't publish the names and images of these mass murderers. They don't deserve to be known or remembered.
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I saw those Chemical brothers 20 odd yrs ago, ole tima indeed, you cheeky young cants
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I've never loved a man like I love @juanmata8.
Valencia has been woeful in the opening 15 minutes. #MUFC
That didn't take long. He's been an Eng player for 3hrs and he's already the best dribbler in the league. #deluded
The myth that movies are "by" directors is absurd; screenwriters should strike until people know who Melissa Mathison is.
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Police deployed tear gas & water cannon against refugees, including children, to disperse them at #Horgos crossing.
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I feel proud to announce that I'll continue with you and @ManUtd. Thanks for your unconditional support!
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"I'm not a racist but...." Yes... yes you are.
Oh my god that is shameful finishing. If I was Memphis I'd be fuckin' bulling.…
So I usually try to avoid debates and arguments on Facebook as I feel I can never really say what I want to say...
So anyone that knows me will know I'm one to not really engage in confrontation and debates on Facebook but if...
Paul Dano and John Cusack in Love and Mercy. Wow wow wow. #love&mercy #beachboys #brianwilson
Any of you lovely ladies looking for a haircut in Dublin City center tomorrow my mate Al is looking for a candidate.
Put money on City to win the league by 20 odd points.
Wanna wish this beaut good luck on her first day in her new job tomorrow. Doing something that means something to...
This day 1 year ago today Hernandez was turfed out on loan for his performance against MK Dons. Doing himself no favours tonight. #MUFC
If you think a cold shower wakes you up you should try an exploding one!
I posted a new photo to Facebook
Should be the team to face Brugge tomorrow. Rooney is really struggling so I'd throw Wilson in at the deep end...
Tiny is standing in front of the door so I can't go anywhere....
Rooney needs to be a free roaming number 10 with a classic number 9 in front of him. #SSNHQ
I think Herrera offers so much more than what we're getting off Januzaj or Young. Should be a certain start. #MUFC
How we should be lining up. #MUFC #lineup11
The fact clubs release a third kit these days annoys me what ever happened to wearing a home shirt with away shorts just more money #stupid
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Happy birthday mam. Love you xxx
Selfie sticks are a lot more hi tech than I had initially thought...
Disgusted at Di Maria. Just another money hungry fucker with zero class.
Waste of money. Waste of time. Waste of space. #snake…
I posted a new photo to Facebook
Happy 25th anniversary to my brilliant parents. Love your both.
So United are breaking expectations or something? I didn't quite get the message. #BeTheDifference
£44m for Di Maria is good business. His reputation will really suffer. He couldn't do it on a cold night in Stoke. #confirmed
Subtle transgender taxi driver Mr Dick Tucker.
Brendan Rodgers implementing the classic tactic "throw enough shit at a wall and hope something sticks" to try...

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