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Jordan Dunne
Yon Lehnon.. #tea #coffee #johnlennon #thebeatles
Question. Am I the only one that thinks there is a market for a breakfast delivery service?
What's that movie called where they take John Travolta's face off?
Imagine someone's new year inroduction was a dig in the chops.
Before the cliché of 12 o'clock. Happy nude beard. And have a great 2003.
I posted a new photo to Facebook
If BT let Richard Keyes and Andy Gray commentate on women's volleyball they'd get less complaints then they do...
New fashion trend amongst skags seems to be turtle necks. I wonder if ya throw one in a tumble dryer could ya kill him.
Lazy leg strikes again. Phil Jones is the clumsiest footballer I've ever seen.
Merry Christmas to all my nearest and dearest. Eat drink and be merry x 󾔓󾔓󾔓
My phone was confiscated. I've got it back as the priest gives direction for communion. "It's left hand on right...
Mary from the local shop now giving her rendition of "O come all ye faithful. Trifle in abundance."
Priest is rocking a rope belt. Wonder what'd look like with a pair of levis.
An old friend of my parents just came in "jaysus he looks ancient." I suppose he does mam ye.
Resisting urge to tell priest I like his cape.
Being dragged to church. Taking bets on how far I get in the door before bursting into flames. Nearest guess gets...
Most A listers seem like right cunts. Brad and Angelina seem like a sound pair of brazzers.
Dead members of Spinal Tap...enjoy. Deceased John "Stumpy" Pepys (1964–1966) (Portrayed by Ed Begley, Jr. in...
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberry.
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Balamory is full of knackers saying what's the story. Fact.
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I posted a new photo to Facebook
There is a young African man on the Luas blaring the most graphic R Kelly song ever I believe I heard the lyric "I wanna drown in you."
The amount if time a day I resist the urge to comment "nobody cares, shut the fuck up."
I posted a new photo to Facebook
No weapons No threat to police No charges No indictment No justice 6 children #ICantBreathe #EricGarner
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"In the struggle for justice I is willing to lay down me life just like Martin Luther...Vandross did."
How can a justice system fail someone so much. Murdered by a police officer and no action taken. #RIPEricGarner
I feel like I age 10 years every time I have to listen to Michael Owen commentate...
I love that song Merry Christmas Everyone by Shake 'n' Vac.
Bitches well and truly tripping.
I had forgotten what it felt like to wake up on a Monday not hungover...
Hard to believe this pleb is 14 today. Proud of the beautiful young lady you're growing up to be. Love ya to the...
Weekend. Woo. Wait. No. Im in work. Fuck you Obama.
When someone asks to get past you at the last stop. Ye go ahead I'm going back the other way. NUNCHUK TO THE TEMPLE.
Anyone looking for me can get me on this as some absolute rasher neck fanny nicked my phone out of my locker in...
Fine set of bumpers on her your Francis.
How's your Francis? I heard she got one of them gastric bands to get the weight down...
Some aul lad just sneezed on the luas and nearly put the fuckin' thing into reverse.
Bitches be giving off dem do me vibes.
Don't fall into the trap of believing that Sinn Fein are looking out for you they're merely capitalising on a...
To shave or not to shave. That is the question.
Here's one for ya's. Bare in mind I'm not a morning person when reading this story. Got off the Luas on the way...