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Dєяєк Joniak
Left my window cracked open a bit to let the hot air out, and came back to an angry wasp who got in, but couldn't get out.
Smaller Venues or Large Festivals? #AskKNK dmak.co/AskKNK
I think @Alesso needs to make his @Snapchat more like @DILLONFRANCIS and not 35+ videos comprising a music video I can find on @YouTube
After Scotland votes no to independence. pic.twitter.com/7l7q7zaCjs
The fact that I have to enter a CAPTCHA to setup a @Windows Tablet, is probably one of the reasons no one uses a Windows Tablet.
beaups and I are doing a (small?) AMAA on /r/htcone, lets talk about HTC and Android Security reddit.com/r/htcone/comme…
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If you're no longer covered by your parent's health insurance, your manufacturer's warranty is over.
Every time you have McDonalds as a kid, it's a victory. Every time you have McDonalds as an adult, it's a defeat.
I would take a slightly thicker iPhone with massive battery over a protruding camera any day of the week. pic.twitter.com/M0NIvyBD5Y
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At :09 seconds "We can spend Bitcoin with a tap" Does this mean #Bitcoin integration with @PayPal in the future? #BTC youtu.be/pF7HxLCFMeY
These guys are like two peas in a pod. instagram.com/p/sateCsmquO/
Why does this dollar store have a pharmacy.....
Corvette event in Kentucky. Almost 10,000 Corvettes down here the highway is packed with them.
If your food looks bad in an advertisement, I can't imagine what it actually looks like. #NoThanks
This is the only way to eat @Doritos #Dinamita chips. No red fingers, or stains on my clothing. pic.twitter.com/DSxktjj6MV
So you do 33 in a 45 until I go to pass you, then speed up to 52. Forcing me to break in order to merge. Okay lady. Okay.
I wish I could be glamoured to forget that finale. #TrueBlood #truebloodfinale
The whole episode is about a wedding. I expected nothing and I'm still let down. #TrueBlood #truebloodfinale
My HTC One (M7) is for sale on Swappa (price negotiable): swappa.com/listing/JRQ147…
Driving to work my right contact got really dry. I didn't have contact solution so I started crying in my car to lubricate my eye. #NoShame
Heard the phrase "no diggity" for the first time in conversation in a long time. Immediately began singing this beat. youtu.be/3KL9mRus19o
How have I gone 63 miles through northern Illinois without seeing a McDonald's.....
She sleeps like this every night between my legs. instagram.com/p/r0GwquGqrn/
Auto correct made me say things I didn't Nintendo
"Sir, we are mining too many useless ores" *Hitler rubs chin* So mine less [Grammar Nazi busts in] "MINE FEWER" [Hitler looks up] Yes?
I know a guy who builds boats in his attic, sails are through the roof.
Woo! @barracuda goodies in the mail. Appreciate it guys. pic.twitter.com/wGdsAyNUDC
When your roommate takes a shit for so long you don't realize he's home...
The problem with having a car is that I can go to McDonald's whenever I want. So I went to McDonald's at 11pm to get a chicken sandwich
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So Terminator Genesis is actually spelled Terminator Genisys. Chryst on a byke.
When you order a blue portapotty for your party...... pic.twitter.com/VXxI6ORcQ7
.@hopsin taking crowd surfing to the next level. Standing straight up for the people. #funkvolume #hiphopheads instagram.com/p/rAd-Gbmqi-
Redirect it to @googlecalendar people check their calendars more than they change the time on their computer #suggestion #foodforthought
Clicking on the date and time on #ChromeOS should bring you to the calendar not the settings page. @googledevs @google @ChromiumDev
That fart was so pungent it had time to get a quote from Progressive.
So I've had a pretty productive day. Looking 4 software at one location I managed to find something else. #Itproblems pic.twitter.com/RIPpfd5m35
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I think more people would donate blood if #RedCross didn't call you multiple times a week. I already #giveblood as frequent as possible.
A company with nearly $60 billion in revenue implemented an entirely new payment system and has it up and running in 14 days. #Bitcoin #Dell
.@Dell is now the world's largest ecommerce business to accept #Bitcoin! dell.com/bitcoin H/T: @MichaelDell
When my computer says I don't have admin privileges.... pic.twitter.com/rgx9p6EiJu
So Thor's a woman now......
Time for a nice refreshing can of .... Windows 95? pic.twitter.com/IUy8aEhQaA
Ya I'll take the veggie burger.... with bacon....
Sometimes the chains that prevent us from being free are more mental than physical. pic.twitter.com/zU8A3qL8Oa
Nothing kills a calm and peaceful outdoor experience like some guy with a weed whacker leaf blower combo.
I can hear Pat Benatar and Neil Giraldo @benatargiraldo from my office. Tour Bus and security making it a pain to leave.