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Dєяєк Joniak
I've always resented the fact that when a cop drives by, I feel paranoid instead of protected.
Resetting the grid, so easy a caveman can do it. #TheAmazingSpiderMan2
Aside from that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play? #darkhumor
Ran an 8k today, and man am I out of shape. That rain felt fantastic though, and made it home just before the thunder. #Overweight #LoseIt
Getting birthday money is the real life equivalent of passing 'Go' and collecting $200. #foodforthought #showerthoughts
Pure Awesomeness! Lorde - Tennis Court (Flume Remix) youtu.be/8ATu1BiOPZA #Lorde #Flume #Florde
Grocery shopping on the same day as roommate, and fill the entire fridge and freezer. #WhereDoIPutAllThisFood #firstworldproblems
A person was struck and killed by a Metra train near the New Lenox Metra station this afternoon. trib.in/1oFXHLU
No, flash player, I will not update you now. Not until the day I try to watch Hulu and it won't play. Not a moment sooner!!
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I hate how spiders just sit there on the walls and act like they pay rent!
Park Ridge, IL AMBER Alert: LIC/R843615 (IL) 2012 White Audi Q5
If you put good people in bad systems you get bad results. You have to water the flowers you want to grow. Stephen R. Covey #quote 
Lost Wallet:5:20 PM Van Buuren & LaSalle @yellowcabchi #1337 Toyota Minivan If found call (708) 205-2170 or mail to license address.
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Been switching @IE @firefox and @googlechrome for the past 10 years, I decided to try @opera this past week. Fast, Intuitive, Sleek, Amazing
I am sorry 'Flappy Bird' users, 22 hours from now, I will take 'Flappy Bird' down. I cannot take this anymore.
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When your front windshield starts frosting over as you're driving. i.imgur.com/e1gKNoH.jpg
The best antivirus in 2014 is still your own brain.
"Go to bed, you'll feel better in the morning" is the human version of "Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
Microsoft names Satya Nadella new CEO, Gates steps down as board chairman to take a more active role: arstechnica.com/information-te…
Getting offended is a great way to avoid answering questions that make you sound dumb.
Shout out to Andreas Fredholm for one of the most gorgeous builds I've ever seen. imgur.com/a/e52JM @Brodholm
This reminds me of you for some reason. i.imgur.com/xXPjwhk.gif @Magus62
Definitely underrated talent right here. youtu.be/aqmM5DSRfrU @SPAVEECH keep it up bro. top notch stuff
To burn off one M&M candy, you need to walk the full length of a football field. This is why you will never out-exercise a bad diet.
Majora's Mask glitch: Warp to Owl Statues Without Hitting Them (Explanat...: youtu.be/-kdZxuCgJ_A @Magus62
Be sure to drink your Ovaltine. #christmasstory
Any plans for Chicago with #LoveDeathImmortality in #2014 ?
Just discovered @LDNchessboxing what an interesting concept. Physical and Mental game all in one.
Your odds of winning the #MegaMillion are the same as being struck by lightning at the same time you're being eaten by a shark. #truestory
When I don't notice someone using their bluetooth earpiece.... i.imgur.com/HFEdNzr.gif
Stupid Human handing me unstackable cups. i.imgur.com/7CQd4.jpg
All fonts somehow disappeared from registry, and what does it find..... #Win8 #Windows #Microsoft #IT #Fail #TechFail pic.twitter.com/wGF8AkCnfH
I've spent the past hour on this website. #FeedTheAddiction z0r.de/3716
DORITOS DANCE TUTORIAL!!! - CRASH THE SUPER BOWL 2014: youtu.be/NI8XWM46ZL4
My @pushbullet extension stopped working today. Was working earlier this morning too. What changes were made that dealt with the firewall?
9 am and I already want to lock myself in the server room and scream. #Cryptolocker #whyyousostupid?!
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Some nice Tornado coverage from CBS youtu.be/BqZehWsu5Ps