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Dєяєк Joniak
These guys are like two peas in a pod.
Why does this dollar store have a pharmacy.....
Corvette event in Kentucky. Almost 10,000 Corvettes down here the highway is packed with them.
If your food looks bad in an advertisement, I can't imagine what it actually looks like. #NoThanks
This is the only way to eat @Doritos #Dinamita chips. No red fingers, or stains on my clothing.
So you do 33 in a 45 until I go to pass you, then speed up to 52. Forcing me to break in order to merge. Okay lady. Okay.
I wish I could be glamoured to forget that finale. #TrueBlood #truebloodfinale
The whole episode is about a wedding. I expected nothing and I'm still let down. #TrueBlood #truebloodfinale
My HTC One (M7) is for sale on Swappa (price negotiable):…
Driving to work my right contact got really dry. I didn't have contact solution so I started crying in my car to lubricate my eye. #NoShame
Heard the phrase "no diggity" for the first time in conversation in a long time. Immediately began singing this beat.
How have I gone 63 miles through northern Illinois without seeing a McDonald's.....
She sleeps like this every night between my legs.
Auto correct made me say things I didn't Nintendo
"Sir, we are mining too many useless ores" *Hitler rubs chin* So mine less [Grammar Nazi busts in] "MINE FEWER" [Hitler looks up] Yes?
I know a guy who builds boats in his attic, sails are through the roof.
Woo! @barracuda goodies in the mail. Appreciate it guys.
When your roommate takes a shit for so long you don't realize he's home...
The problem with having a car is that I can go to McDonald's whenever I want. So I went to McDonald's at 11pm to get a chicken sandwich
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So Terminator Genesis is actually spelled Terminator Genisys. Chryst on a byke.
When you order a blue portapotty for your party......
.@hopsin taking crowd surfing to the next level. Standing straight up for the people. #funkvolume #hiphopheads
Redirect it to @googlecalendar people check their calendars more than they change the time on their computer #suggestion #foodforthought
Clicking on the date and time on #ChromeOS should bring you to the calendar not the settings page. @googledevs @google @ChromiumDev
That fart was so pungent it had time to get a quote from Progressive.
So I've had a pretty productive day. Looking 4 software at one location I managed to find something else. #Itproblems
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I think more people would donate blood if #RedCross didn't call you multiple times a week. I already #giveblood as frequent as possible.
A company with nearly $60 billion in revenue implemented an entirely new payment system and has it up and running in 14 days. #Bitcoin #Dell
.@Dell is now the world's largest ecommerce business to accept #Bitcoin! H/T: @MichaelDell
When my computer says I don't have admin privileges....
So Thor's a woman now......
Time for a nice refreshing can of .... Windows 95?
Ya I'll take the veggie burger.... with bacon....
Sometimes the chains that prevent us from being free are more mental than physical.
Nothing kills a calm and peaceful outdoor experience like some guy with a weed whacker leaf blower combo.
I can hear Pat Benatar and Neil Giraldo @benatargiraldo from my office. Tour Bus and security making it a pain to leave.
@joniak we we're all rookies once. Give noobs a chance.
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I do not partake in @7eleven’s #FreeSlurpeeDay. It’s for @slurpee amateurs. I pay for my sweet nectar.
Take one baptist fishing and he'll drink all your beer, take two baptists fishing and they won't drink any.
Support consumers not monopolies. Tell @GovernorQuinn TODAY to #saveuberX & veto HB 4075. Sign the petition:
Between 4 p.m. Thursday, July 3, and 3:30 a.m. Monday, 82 people were shot on the streets of Chicago. Fourteen of them died.
Now we just need Holland to win tomorrow, then show the Germans how to play some ball after that.
The new @MKBHD iPhone 6 sapphire display video reminded me of those infomercials where people can't do anything
.@shen_ye is doing a giveaway with @GeekBuying give them both a follow and enter to win #Android goodies.
Fireworks and a live band to end the night on the beach. #EastCoast #VAbeach #VAcation