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Dєяєк Joniak
I've always resented the fact that when a cop drives by, I feel paranoid instead of protected.
Resetting the grid, so easy a caveman can do it. #TheAmazingSpiderMan2
Aside from that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play? #darkhumor
Ran an 8k today, and man am I out of shape. That rain felt fantastic though, and made it home just before the thunder. #Overweight #LoseIt
Getting birthday money is the real life equivalent of passing 'Go' and collecting $200. #foodforthought #showerthoughts
Pure Awesomeness! Lorde - Tennis Court (Flume Remix) #Lorde #Flume #Florde
Grocery shopping on the same day as roommate, and fill the entire fridge and freezer. #WhereDoIPutAllThisFood #firstworldproblems
A person was struck and killed by a Metra train near the New Lenox Metra station this afternoon.
No, flash player, I will not update you now. Not until the day I try to watch Hulu and it won't play. Not a moment sooner!!
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I hate how spiders just sit there on the walls and act like they pay rent!
Park Ridge, IL AMBER Alert: LIC/R843615 (IL) 2012 White Audi Q5
If you put good people in bad systems you get bad results. You have to water the flowers you want to grow. Stephen R. Covey #quote 
Lost Wallet:5:20 PM Van Buuren & LaSalle @yellowcabchi #1337 Toyota Minivan If found call (708) 205-2170 or mail to license address.
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Been switching @IE @firefox and @googlechrome for the past 10 years, I decided to try @opera this past week. Fast, Intuitive, Sleek, Amazing
I am sorry 'Flappy Bird' users, 22 hours from now, I will take 'Flappy Bird' down. I cannot take this anymore.
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When your front windshield starts frosting over as you're driving.
The best antivirus in 2014 is still your own brain.
"Go to bed, you'll feel better in the morning" is the human version of "Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
Microsoft names Satya Nadella new CEO, Gates steps down as board chairman to take a more active role:…