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Salman: You can't troll Shahrukh more than me Modi: Kya mazak karte ho
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A: how's life bro? B: happening bro! A: you just tweeted the same stuff mentioning 50 Twitter celebs hoping for RTs. B: saw that :o
I get knocked down But I get up again You're never going to keep me down
Can we just go back to that twitter when we used to compliment each other, crack jokes, pull legs, flirt and never took any grudges.
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Monday or as I call it "Call/text/email ppl for outstanding payments" day. #YeBhiComicLife #AajNakadKalUdhaar
#AwardWapsi started trending only because Ameesha Patel wanted to say Arshad Warsi and she made a typo. #TweetLikeAmeeshaPatel
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Hyderabad!! Performing tonight in your city with the very funny @JOKEsingh. Details are on the poster!!
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Unidentified baggage found at Mumbai airport. Bomb squad checking it right now. #Mumbai #Terminal1B
Performed for the biggest & oldest automobile manufacturing company of India. #HumaraBajaj #Nostalgia #ComicLife
I can meet at Bandstand/Juhu. Summerhouse thoda dur padega @Jeeveshu @amitandon @PapaCJ @AbijitG @neetipalta @appurv_gupta @Vikramjit_S
I also had a...wait...DLF ka naya project launch hua hai @AbijitG @Jeeveshu @neetipalta @Zakirism @appurv_gupta @PapaCJ @amitandon
Couldn't find something communal, so they cooked it. @IndianExpress, the soul of Ramnath Goenka must be crying
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3-year-old: My friend's dad works on a farm. Me: Do you know where I work? 3: That place that makes you sad. Nailed it.
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I'm so loyal and committed that even without a girlfriend I still don't have sex with other women
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If this doesn't make you want to be or want a girl like this then I'm not sure what will
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Achieving nirvana by drinking 'haldi wala doodh' #OhBete
"Let's play a game. It's called Put Your F**KING Shoes On!" @John_Henson on parenting #LFLive
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A sketch of mine, made by the owner of a Chinese restaurant that I used to visit very often in 2005. #Then
the way Portia is looking at Ellen kills me "look at this nerd im so glad i married her"
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ME: Baby, you're the best! HER: Really? ME: Well, not better than Michael Jordan. Even at this age, he would still destroy you.
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Amul Topical: Stains of intolerance !
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