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Oh, thank goodness they finally got around to putting out the Halloween candy. It's already August 6th!
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Passive-aggressive roommate problems? You’re not alone.
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They Should Sell Super Bowl type Commercials For Tonights Debate
"I'm delighted Donald Trump is in the campaign." Pat Buchanan's advice for @realDonaldTrump:
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trying to order a giant sandwich with my cellphone
Chance to meet Taylor? Post a Taylor bottle & #SharewithTaylor #sweeps 18+ NoPurchaseNecessary
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Who do you think should be on stage at the first #GOP presidential debate for #2016? Vote Now:
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The #instagram Jokeapptvphotos acct is up
All My #GPS Directions on my Phone lead To The Mall
My IPhone Says im Near Beer
Last time I leave my Phone at The pool . #pool #phone #dummy
Need some sweet treat inspiration? We've got an app for that.
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Well #WhenNoOneislooking We say were all forTrump
I should be in a pool with a margarita by now!
Monday Feels A lot Like Sunday............
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Wanting Some Jersey Subs And Cold Drinks This Sunday!
This Chinese Father and Son Just Built Insane Life-Sized Transformers From Car Parts…
my pizza app is jammed with my Dating app now I see pizzas I want within 5 miles of me
Well #NationalGirlfriendDay Could be expensive for Some golfers
Miss You Girl Especially on the weekend @cdbaby
“The best movie of the summer” -Deadline. Re-Tweet if you're ready to see #MissionImpossible Rogue Nation TONIGHT!…
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i want a strawberry margarita and a limo right now
Luxury smartwatch maker Olio adds 24k gold to its repertoire
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Its #wednesday And I want Saturday Night Now!
The Carpet Robot Seems to have Taken the Cats Food
wheres that Missing Plane? Its almost August How about Update somebody lol
she could be my #cheerleader seems stuck in my head I wonder why
thanks for the hug now I just need a pizza and ranch dressing for #Tuesday nite
I need a Hug and A Pizza!
Amazon proposes a delivery drone flight plan
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Just saw The News Now im trying to Sell My Tv On Craigslist
I play Doggie Dares Deluxe App Drunk That way I jump in the water every time
my margarita spilled on my pizza and I like it
im making margaritas over here
Having fun with Offer Up App And Foap App So Fun!
just helped at @Kiva Love That Site!
I just want to go to the ocean and drink margaritas
My Chicken wing app Seems down at this hour :(
I want to buy Lemonade in a 5 Gallon Drum a 2 liter is lame nowadays!
wow #GPS says im near Fireworks and Beer :)
Looking for Used Swimming pool robots on Ebay
i want to start Saturday right now
my #GPS says im near Cotton Candy

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