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I never really talk about the lockout but damn I'm ready to play some football I Need to hit somebody lol
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β€œ@officialjaden: If A Cup Cake Falls From A Tree How Far Away Will It Be From Down. #Jupiter” #deep
Ariana grande may look 13 but if she 13 I'm 13
I want a cheese whopper and a senior drink!
β€œ@TheFunnyVines:Dont stop retweeting οΏ½” why is doing the ice bucket challenge more dangerous than actually having ALS
i hope i become so big and and so white that G-Eazy will say β€œdamn, this nigga is white” and everyone will agree and nod.
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Might get some frosted tips like if you think I should comment if no
Now I can either dive inside and surf the rising tide, or I can part the waters underneath dividing skies
The thing that sucks most about not having a phone is not being able to dodge awkward situations
never try killing a spider by spraying it with perfume b/c that nigga will survive, smell fresh af, AND steal your girl
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@NestieTheKid & @JohnsonPosts literally came all the way to my house for a bowl to put their popcorn in wtf
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Oh well aren't you a badass, guy with multicolored Obey bucket hat
Afterwards I'm going to pursue my dream of becoming the first male women's tennis player
One day I'm gonna own a multi-billion dollar business that sells solely sardine cans and turtle shells
Now that the 4th of July is over I can stop being Obama
Showing up to beat your ass after you talked shit over twitter with the hashtag #ThanksObama
β€œ@BrittanyWriight: β€œ@LoyaIchick: Happy birthday America! 😘”#ThanksObamaa” I refuse to take credit for this.
I'm glad now that the US is out of the World Cup everyone can stop pretending to give a shit about it
"Bro, you're calling me a dork? You look like a fork." -@JohnsonPosts
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S/O to @JohnsonPosts for bringing me a monster! πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ
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Being back in Pennsylvania makes me realize how much I hate the south
When you ask your mom one question and she yells her response
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β€œ@LearnSomethlng: Albert Einstein spends some time relaxing in Nassau Point, New York in 1939.” my nigga
I'm dropping out of school to become a rapper
"I cut people off so quick" "I have a small circle" "I dont trust anyone"
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I'm not going to follow you back if you're wearing a Cookie Monster flat bill in your avi.
There are big nights, and then there’s what @BIGLON8 did: 5-for-5, 3 HRs, 9 RBIs. Wow:
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If you guys ever need anything always remember I’m just an unanswered phone call away.
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