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Just realized how small penguins' legs are lol
Nvm just looked at pictures of penguins on Google and they actually do have legs
Just realized penguins don't have legs lol
thank you jordan and michael for bringing your food to my house, eating it & then leaving. good times
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You're childish if you don't like gambino
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Goddamnit Nestor
I never really talk about the lockout but damn I'm ready to play some football I Need to hit somebody lol
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β€œ@officialjaden: If A Cup Cake Falls From A Tree How Far Away Will It Be From Down. #Jupiter” #deep
Ariana grande may look 13 but if she 13 I'm 13
I want a cheese whopper and a senior drink!
β€œ@TheFunnyVines:Dont stop retweeting οΏ½” why is doing the ice bucket challenge more dangerous than actually having ALS
i hope i become so big and and so white that G-Eazy will say β€œdamn, this nigga is white” and everyone will agree and nod.
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Might get some frosted tips like if you think I should comment if no
Now I can either dive inside and surf the rising tide, or I can part the waters underneath dividing skies
The thing that sucks most about not having a phone is not being able to dodge awkward situations
never try killing a spider by spraying it with perfume b/c that nigga will survive, smell fresh af, AND steal your girl
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@NestieTheKid & @JohnsonPosts literally came all the way to my house for a bowl to put their popcorn in wtf
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Oh well aren't you a badass, guy with multicolored Obey bucket hat
Afterwards I'm going to pursue my dream of becoming the first male women's tennis player
One day I'm gonna own a multi-billion dollar business that sells solely sardine cans and turtle shells
Now that the 4th of July is over I can stop being Obama
Showing up to beat your ass after you talked shit over twitter with the hashtag #ThanksObama
β€œ@BrittanyWriight: β€œ@LoyaIchick: Happy birthday America! 😘”#ThanksObamaa” I refuse to take credit for this.
I'm glad now that the US is out of the World Cup everyone can stop pretending to give a shit about it
"Bro, you're calling me a dork? You look like a fork." -@JohnsonPosts
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S/O to @JohnsonPosts for bringing me a monster! πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ
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Being back in Pennsylvania makes me realize how much I hate the south
When you ask your mom one question and she yells her response
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