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Jordan
Now that the 4th of July is over I can stop being Obama
Showing up to beat your ass after you talked shit over twitter with the hashtag #ThanksObama pic.twitter.com/25QLBeMO7G
β€œ@BrittanyWriight: β€œ@LoyaIchick: Happy birthday America! 😘pic.twitter.com/zIFnCm3YA33”#ThanksObamaa” I refuse to take credit for this.
I'm glad now that the US is out of the World Cup everyone can stop pretending to give a shit about it
"Bro, you're calling me a dork? You look like a fork." -@JohnsonPosts
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S/O to @JohnsonPosts for bringing me a monster! πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ
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Being back in Pennsylvania makes me realize how much I hate the south
When you ask your mom one question and she yells her response pic.twitter.com/NThQPcJvXa
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β€œ@LearnSomethlng: Albert Einstein spends some time relaxing in Nassau Point, New York in 1939. pic.twitter.com/upNB0kPuHH” my nigga
I'm dropping out of school to become a rapper
"I cut people off so quick" "I have a small circle" "I dont trust anyone" pic.twitter.com/xuFiWHaCgD
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I'm not going to follow you back if you're wearing a Cookie Monster flat bill in your avi.
There are big nights, and then there’s what @BIGLON8 did: 5-for-5, 3 HRs, 9 RBIs. Wow: atmlb.com/1mzW94N pic.twitter.com/p6sjQa6wi0
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If you guys ever need anything always remember I’m just an unanswered phone call away.
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Chivalry died when sloots named it "thirst"
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But you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan.
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girl on twitter: touch my butt and buy me pizza 😍😍😍😍😍 girl in real life: pizza is fucking gross and stop trying to grab my ass you pervert
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