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Nike socks under my Burger King uniform just in case any fatties wanna fuck around and get dunked on
I don't want no ravioli niggaaaa
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"@WeAllKnowwAa: We all know a flat girl named Claire" @claire_mcleod_
we wear tank tops to be comfortable not for you women to look at our muscles, we're people not sexual objects.
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“@WeLoveRobDyrdek: Smh #Ferguson 😡�” Unnecessary
Rhinos are fuckin badass
Adolf Hitler is a piece of shit
Since the south side is causing me to have an ID to get into Cookout now.
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I see you shiver with antici ...
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Being the "fuck her right in the pussy" guy for Halloween
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When drive thru workers ask if I want cheese
My dude John Mayer never fails to not make shit music #theman
When she says she doesn't date black guys
Just realized how small penguins' legs are lol
Nvm just looked at pictures of penguins on Google and they actually do have legs
Just realized penguins don't have legs lol
thank you jordan and michael for bringing your food to my house, eating it & then leaving. good times
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You're childish if you don't like gambino
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Goddamnit Nestor
I never really talk about the lockout but damn I'm ready to play some football I Need to hit somebody lol
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“@officialjaden: If A Cup Cake Falls From A Tree How Far Away Will It Be From Down. #Jupiter” #deep
Ariana grande may look 13 but if she 13 I'm 13