The unwelcome surprise of someone telling you how their entire day's been following a passing and rhetorically-intended "Y'alright"
TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 17th I WILL BE RELEASING MY NEW DEMO SINGLE. The song is called, "Katy Perry" everyone be on the lookout!
Anyone doing anything special for the premiere? fb.me/Famfjj1V
Katy Perry roars to top of charts - BBC News bit.ly/1cVYDrz
Not wanting to use a winking-face emoticon, but worried you'll come across as a bit of a c**t without one
Your checklist for the following 13 Tuesdays. pic.twitter.com/lCBKXInrr8
you may just be the coolest man who's ever lived
Now I'm too old for Conkers there's literally nothing to get exited for Autumn about. A season as dull and bland as the new-choice Batman
The more JD I drink the more Ron Pearlman seems to resemble a Baboon.
Midnight KFC, Sons of Anarchy and Jack Daniels. My Saturday tripod
- Top 10 Ways to Break Into and Out of Almost Anything su.pr/8QcRLc
Thank Fuck it's fat baby Hedgehog Friday pic.twitter.com/kHBe4nX9b6
- 10 Mind-Blowing Theories That Will Change Your Perception of the World | su.pr/18HzIa
- HUNTER S. THOMPSON: The happier man su.pr/25ZXIm
PayPal was voted one of the 10 worst business ideas of 1999.
Relaxing at last with 'Sons of Anarchy' and pizza. Perfect combo
Sons of Anarchy, my new addiction!!!!
So tomorrow I begin training out Digital Media as a mentor to the Leadership team. It's the blind leading the blind!!! :S
I'm attempting to battle/counter jetlag with alcohol. It could go either way!!
Finally settled in Jamaica!
So after an uneasy start, I'm starting to realise something during my holiday alone. I make for FANTASTIC company!!
New tattoo design complete and ready for inking this Saturday :)
I really need to go shopping for a new Summer wardrobe. Cue montage and theme to 'Pretty Woman'
Ive just seen a guy so sunburnt he makes Freddy Kruger look like a model for Oil of Olay.
How do I add the real Randy Couture?? I'm useless at this Twitter malarkey!
Why are people I don't even follow or know popping up on my feed?? I feel like such a caveman here
Make that 651 days since I tweeted. I apparently can't even read my own page properly :s
I haven't "tweeted" in 465 days apparently. Wish I knew my way around this place!!!
u r my hero #justsaying
.one day I hope to be as good as a fighter u r.I'm working my ass off lol” :) never quit!
has just returned home after some early morning foot surgery. Not since Mika's debut album have i suffered such tortureous agony!!
: Carry on my wayward son, for there'll be peace when you are done, lay your weary head to rest, now don't you cry no more!! *Air Guitar*
still has the Nail varnish on from being Cyndi Lauper Saturday night. Any household tips to remove it guys??
can't believe how deep the snow is outside. Bad day to be a midget!
yeah, i no what u meen. (joking). I do get frustrated by a high percentage of my "friends" updates though xx