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Thanks to all involved in @5timesco. All LFC supporters should follow to find out what the legends are doing next ...PS we won today!!!!!:-)
@samayres26: @JohnBishop100 @BishJoseph @5timesco more pics to follow pic.twitter.com/N4eXck5vFx” Best looking forward line ever at Anfield
@BishJoseph: Team photo pic.twitter.com/N7gpDkvBuI” What an honour to play with the legends at Anfield @5timesco. All for a great cause
@MikeyDixon1: Remember getting lobbed by @JohnBishop100 crazy times pic.twitter.com/dRdqImCvav” No shame in being beaten by the better player!
@JohnBishop100 We asking our friends if they'd please RT that our little film is now only £1.99 to stream. thelimelightmovie.com TY
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Bilko this morning - what a great way to start the day even if your not a dog ! pic.twitter.com/0BR1ZxMGOp
@marty_robo: @JohnBishop100 retweeting compliments about himself #Cringe” Fair enough , your right I should ignore ppl who come to see me!
In the car on the way home - night all x
@snowd99: Brilliant night in Bradford seeing @JohnBishop100 completely improvised but hilarious!” It's what it's about - thanks for coming
@anthony_j_smith: Cheers @JohnBishop100 for a great show in Bradford. Loving the ad hoc routine.” Thank sir -I really enjoyed it too
@bethabson: @JohnBishop100 was soooo funny! #YEADOOOON” Ha you had to be there !
@ScouseSteph: @JohnBishop100 really enjoyed the show tonight. Thanks for taking the time for a photo when you arrived” No problem at all
@GAMcardle: Funniest night in a long time @JohnBishop100 the Q&A was hilarious!” Loved it thanks
@jk563: @JohnBishop100 Best gig I've ever seen.” Wow Thanks - please don't say it's your first!
What a lovely gig in Bradford. For those stood in the car park queue it was me shouting wind your window down ... It was funny in my head!
Morning-just saw the news and Micheal Gove wants to change grades from A,B,C,D to numbers 1,2,3,4-why not colours Red,Blue,Green? Senseless!
I have added another one off gig at Leeds, City Varieties - 6th June 2013. Tickets on sale now. cityvarieties.co.uk/Online/default…
@JohnBishop100 Bish - not your usual RT but can you & your followers PLEASE help save UK Justice (no joke) epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/48628
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It doesn't matter who you support you have to accept Sir Alex deserves the plaudits and showed class when he spoke.
What did @simonrim just say what polenta is on the Sunday Brunch ... Definitely not eating that !
Irn Bru 'group hug' advert just made me spit my morning cup of tea out! Very funny.
@Celiaw1: @LauraLawsielws @JohnBishop100 so excited about Bradford x” So am I - it's Bradford it's impossible yo bit be excited!
At the airport in France where I met the best Ian Rush look a like ever ! pic.twitter.com/DGHzZelWvf
@JohnBishop100 A charity event in aid of Sheff Children's Hospital raising awareness of brittle bone disease which my daughter has. Pls RT
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@misscarolyncox: @JohnBishop100 I was in that cab in Monaco last year, it was very bizarre!” Crazy woman driving?Mad in a good way!
Poker with @wossy @Liv_Boeree @StephenMangan @TheBorisBecker and Wayneo! I came 4th - £15k to charity!! Nice day! pic.twitter.com/t1QCFen96q
Manchester United will have no success 'til they end this ridiculous revolving door managerial policy.
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@JohnBishop100 Please RT LFC Legends Dinner at Anfield The Glory of Rome 🇮🇹 This Saturday - last few ticketpic.twitter.com/j5MBnlfoBcBc
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Last few tickets - don't miss out on a great night ⚽ Ormskirkfc@gmail.com pic.twitter.com/geYFFttU1M
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Before rumours start getting out of hand I want to make things clear. I will not be taking over from Sir Alex Ferguson. Thank you.
Bit gutted - forgot some other arrangements now I can't play footy - sometimes being a grown up is a bit rubbish!!! Have good day everyone
Off now - short bike ride, then possibly a quick game of football, then ten pin bowling. Sounds like I have turned 12.
I was sent this by a friend this morning. It would be great if something positive could come from such a tragedy mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/m…
Some of my cycling mates did a charity ride in aid of someone special @JustGiving. Support them and The Christie @ justgiving.com/doingitforhann…
RT: Text jobc99 £2 to 70070 & be in a draw 2 win a VIP night with Anfield legends, hold the European Cup & get a signed retro LFC shirt 😄👍⚽
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@stenicko: justgiving.com/phillip-robert… @JohnBishop100 my mates running lands end to John O groats for halton haven starts tomoz RT please” Wow
@samguest10: @JohnBishop100 fancy dedicating you're 4000th tweet with a RT for me, I think you're hilarious mate!” I never noticed-so yes!
@neiltayler: @JohnBishop100 Bish - we are rowing dover to calais in two weeks - any tips?” Don't fall asleep
@kirkjones: I went where no man has gone before with @JohnBishop100 last night. #startrekworldpremiere pic.twitter.com/X2Xivdymu7” Ha-Ta Kirk!
Just saw the advert for the next series of the Apprentice - how @Lord_Sugar didn't sack the lot in the first 5 minutes is beyond me!
@JohnBishop100 plse RT Tickets to win 2 x VIP tickets for the LFC legends night are £2 each or 3 goes for £5 pic.twitter.com/VXx9tve1Mk
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Fans of snow! Fans of laughter! I've just realised there's only two days left to watch @AltitudeComedy on itvplayer itv.com/itvplayer/alti…
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Just come out from Star Trek - brilliant !!
Next 'pop up' gig is in Bradford on May 16th. Very few left but try bradford-theatres.co.uk/event/john-bis…. If its anything like Harrogate it will be fun!
In London and just been invited to Star Trek premier by a mate called Kirk - True face I have spent my whole life wanting to say that :-)
Yesterday was a great day-Rich Hall was great and so was Suggs-both on tour so try and see them - now it's head down to meet bk deadline :-(