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John Bishop
I am the patron of a charity set up in memory of a really special little boy. If enough people tweet #CommFund VCJ they could get £3k.Thanks
York - Thank you for a great night-but when theres more ppl on the stage than in the audience at the end you know it's been an odd night!!
Why is the Ryder Cup such great tele when the rest of the time it's badly dressed men going for a walk?
Thank you Northampton - nice gig that cheered me once we got over the Jagielka heckle !!! :-)
Home in an hour! After Cambridge last night and Swindon tonight I am looking forward to my own bed. Up early for the match - fingers crossed
@batty14_batty: @JohnBishop100 just completed the autobiography excellent read really enjoyed it” thanks
Released some additional seats for the extra dates on the up and coming Supersonic Tour. Check them out at :-)
@EchoWhatsOn: @JohnBishop100 We reckon you're a shoe-in to be the new member of Take That John… Are you in?” Yep !
Thank you to everyone in Newark. Great gig and here is the link to my cousins Just Giving page
@Detectorists: Brand new trailer for DETECTORISTS - 2ND OCT - BBC4 - 10PM…” this is a brilliant series, have a look😀
Thank you Halifax - a great way to end the weekend but they are the final lunges I will be doing ....!
To the people of Stafford thank you - mad way to end a show but I have to say it was a great night after a less than pleasing day 👍
@MissG1965: @JohnBishop100 bbc4 11pm seen you playing keyboards for Quo on matchstick men please explain ...”I was young & needed the money
@Cannygang4: @JohnBishop100 absolute pleasure #ironpig #oneleggedheckler” that just about sums the gig up!! Great night thanks all 😉
Looking forward to Middlesbrough tonight - if it is like Wolverhampton last night I will be happy! How glamorous does my life sound ...?😜
Scotland you have no idea how relieved the north of England is today - we need you to keep the balance between us and them ....😊
That's better and didn't require 80 minutes of worry followed by 14 of ecstasy/panic/relief....
As football is silly and too nerve racking I have decided to follow this message with funny pictures of dogs my wife sent me 😳
That's my finger by the biggest spider I have ever seen in my house ....!
Just to let you know my mate @therealRayQuinn has a record out tomorrow - here is the link… - see now you know 😉
Seen some events and now watching the closing ceremony and I have to say well done to H and all involved in the Invictus Games #inspiring
@MelBish1: @philiparmstro Just a fab frock - thank you both 😘”By both I assume u mean me for paying him for it😉
Thank you to all who came to the last warm ups in Warrington and Stoke - really great nights with there own level of madness :-)
I have just received a message from @CheshDogsHome asking for any TA volunteers or anyone free to help load trucks etc in Grappenhall.
Great to see another weekend comedy club opening in Liverpool. @livcomedycellar is at the venue where I did my second ever gig! 😁top spot!
@neiladurrant: @JoeJoinson @JohnBishop100 Ha Ha no I was giving praise, of the highest degree.” It was much appreciated ☺️
@neiladurrant: @JohnBishop100 just watched Route Irish. Please do some more acting!” Waiting for the call 😉
Thank you Guernsey and Jersey - two lovely gigs in two fine sports halls! Nice trip down memory lane as well 😊
In Guernsey outside the hamburger joint I worked in 29 (YES 29) years ago!!It's this place that made me a vegetarian😬
Just seen the trailer for the new film #OneNightInIstanbul Looks good fun. Out on 11th sept
End of a special weekend-thanks to all our family & friends who shared it with us and @Iconeventsltd for making it so
@JohnBishop100 hi john please could u give this amazing guy a RT he's running to every stadium in the PL
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#Hillsborough today: Ex South Yorkshire Police officer tells inquest his report was 'suppressed' & officers lied
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Just seen the trailer for the new film #OneNightInIstanbul Looks good fun. Out on 11th sept
So @JasonManford is a hero of mine for many reasons, but here is something great that he's written.…
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@JessieJ: Comedian of the year #GQAWARDS #JohnBishop I love him! So funny!” thanks -swore too much in speech 😙
@JaysonRigby: @jimmycarr @JohnBishop100 Sky sports deadline day - Dildo in the ear.” best move all day!
@BishTwittor: When people first meet me the first question I get is ... " is @JohnBishop100 your dad?" It would be awesome though” 😁!
@JohnBishop100 Pls RT:14 year old Alice is MISSING from London. If u RT, think of how many people will see it :)
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