Thanks to Jit and Paul for sorting
@MajikHouse my TV - tonight's entertainment for the Bishops !
pic.twitter.com/vJ7ohbLWR0 Stuck in Warrington in the rain ... Is there a more depressing thing to tell the world!!
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@scotwilliams: I'm also auctioning my very own Backbeat jacket used to promote the movie. Only 8 were made.
#Beatles #CharityAuction"
Does anyone want to offer more than
@Liverbird296's £1000 bid for this signed
#lfc shirt?
#charityauction pic.twitter.com/bbNAYYIqzU Day ended better - lovely gig in the Isle of Man - the country 5th most likely to send a man into space apparently ...a day full of lessons!
Today I lost my phone after an altercation with a swan. I think I may the only person ever who can say that and it be true!
@DrBrianMay's
@TheTeamBadger epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/38257
247,904 signatures
2096 to get to 1/4 million
10,367 to make it biggest e-petition ever!
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@CWWRyan:
@BBC_Springwatch Here is my Damselfly Photo I took on Friday
flickr.com/photos/5946806…”
Brilliant pic
Had a lovely day at a family reunion which was prompted by the Who Do You Think You Are program. Sadly nobody turned up as a minstrel!
Sat in the garden.Nice way to start the day-enjoy the sun everyone, if your Scottish its that bright thing in the sky
pic.twitter.com/sNvkDm0Nkh 
Ricky is still seeking justice. Another 10 year hold was placed on the official papers regarding his case
pic.twitter.com/ybwhyl9sNj Now if you haven't already done so....please read The Ragged Trousered Philanthropists and sign Ricky's petition
epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/35394 Thank you Leeds - lovely gig x
High Speed Two:
theyworkforyou.com/wrans/?id=2013… millions paid to
#HS2 Quango whilst blighted families refused compensation?
@JohnBishop100 #unfair 
Someone will sit on my chair tonight at Leeds city varieties - long story but lovely venue !
pic.twitter.com/t6yiyYIQlb Rescued victims of human trafficking need legal aid services. Help us protect them, sign here
tiny.cc/3siyxw #saveukjustice 
My view. In Newquay working on my book before going to see
@eddieizzard tonight at the Eden project. A good day :-)
pic.twitter.com/rGnwwk0Xul @JohnBishop100 I wouldn't recommend going out tonight in L'pool.
@leximoore0405 is on her Hen party and it'll be messy🍸🍹🍺👼😊
@JohnBishop100 Pls watch & RT A film by my daughter on the importance of organ donation is now online.
#passiton youtube.com/watch?v=FZKZYX… …
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@Mikeo_80:
@JohnBishop100 Bish any chance you will come to Australia to do a tour. Especially Perth”
On the QT it's being looked into
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@Herring1967:
@JohnBishop100 Being smashed in the face with a metal tray beats
@Monarch for service.”
Ha brilliantly accurate!
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@neelgohil:
@JohnBishop100 can't you Have a word with Suarez mate”
I tried he near bit my head off!
Ever been at an airport during half term and thought this is a fun place to be ....?
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@MelBish1:
@anatomicjax @JohnBishop100
Booooooom 👍💍💎!!!!!!”
Someone stole the end of her finger though!
Thanks to
@ThomsonHolidays we are managing to get home from our holidays. Think it may be easier to just buy a house and live here ...
Like every comic I have been guilty of taking the piss out
@easyJet and
@FlyRyanair but they beat
@Monarch when it comes to service!!
So. I can finally tell you all I will be hosting Xtra Factor alongside
@carolineflack1 this year. I'm so excited!
Thanks to all involved in
@5timesco. All LFC supporters should follow to find out what the legends are doing next ...PS we won today!!!!!:-)
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@BishJoseph: Team photo
pic.twitter.com/N7gpDkvBuI”
What an honour to play with the legends at Anfield
@5timesco. All for a great cause
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@MikeyDixon1: Remember getting lobbed by
@JohnBishop100 crazy times
pic.twitter.com/dRdqImCvav”
No shame in being beaten by the better player!
@JohnBishop100 We asking our friends if they'd please RT that our little film is now only £1.99 to stream.
thelimelightmovie.com TY
Bilko this morning - what a great way to start the day even if your not a dog !
pic.twitter.com/0BR1ZxMGOp “
@marty_robo:
@JohnBishop100 retweeting compliments about himself
#Cringe”
Fair enough , your right I should ignore ppl who come to see me!
In the car on the way home - night all x
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@snowd99: Brilliant night in Bradford seeing
@JohnBishop100 completely improvised but hilarious!”
It's what it's about - thanks for coming
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@anthony_j_smith: Cheers
@JohnBishop100 for a great show in Bradford. Loving the ad hoc routine.”
Thank sir -I really enjoyed it too
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@bethabson:
@JohnBishop100 was soooo funny!
#YEADOOOON”
Ha you had to be there !
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@ScouseSteph:
@JohnBishop100 really enjoyed the show tonight. Thanks for taking the time for a photo when you arrived”
No problem at all
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@GAMcardle: Funniest night in a long time
@JohnBishop100 the Q&A was hilarious!”
Loved it thanks
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@jk563:
@JohnBishop100 Best gig I've ever seen.”
Wow Thanks - please don't say it's your first!
What a lovely gig in Bradford. For those stood in the car park queue it was me shouting wind your window down ... It was funny in my head!
Morning-just saw the news and Micheal Gove wants to change grades from A,B,C,D to numbers 1,2,3,4-why not colours Red,Blue,Green? Senseless!
I have added another one off gig at Leeds, City Varieties - 6th June 2013. Tickets on sale now.
cityvarieties.co.uk/Online/default… @JohnBishop100 Bish - not your usual RT but can you & your followers PLEASE help save UK Justice (no joke)
epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/48628 It doesn't matter who you support you have to accept Sir Alex deserves the plaudits and showed class when he spoke.