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Thanks to Jit and Paul for sorting @MajikHouse my TV - tonight's entertainment for the Bishops ! pic.twitter.com/vJ7ohbLWR0
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Stuck in Warrington in the rain ... Is there a more depressing thing to tell the world!!
"@scotwilliams: I'm also auctioning my very own Backbeat jacket used to promote the movie. Only 8 were made. #Beatles #CharityAuction"
Does anyone want to offer more than @Liverbird296's £1000 bid for this signed #lfc shirt? #charityauction pic.twitter.com/bbNAYYIqzU
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Day ended better - lovely gig in the Isle of Man - the country 5th most likely to send a man into space apparently ...a day full of lessons!
Today I lost my phone after an altercation with a swan. I think I may the only person ever who can say that and it be true!
@karenflanagan70: @JohnBishop100 @CWWRyan @BBC_Springwatch Great pic bish!” Not mine - wish it was -it was @CWWRyan 's
@DrBrianMay's @TheTeamBadger epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/38257 247,904 signatures 2096 to get to 1/4 million 10,367 to make it biggest e-petition ever!
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@CWWRyan: @BBC_Springwatch Here is my Damselfly Photo I took on Friday flickr.com/photos/5946806…” Brilliant pic
Had a lovely day at a family reunion which was prompted by the Who Do You Think You Are program. Sadly nobody turned up as a minstrel!
Sat in the garden.Nice way to start the day-enjoy the sun everyone, if your Scottish its that bright thing in the sky pic.twitter.com/sNvkDm0Nkh
Ricky is still seeking justice. Another 10 year hold was placed on the official papers regarding his case pic.twitter.com/ybwhyl9sNj
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Now if you haven't already done so....please read The Ragged Trousered Philanthropists and sign Ricky's petition epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/35394
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Thank you Leeds - lovely gig x
High Speed Two: theyworkforyou.com/wrans/?id=2013… millions paid to #HS2 Quango whilst blighted families refused compensation? @JohnBishop100 #unfair
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Someone will sit on my chair tonight at Leeds city varieties - long story but lovely venue ! pic.twitter.com/t6yiyYIQlb
Rescued victims of human trafficking need legal aid services. Help us protect them, sign here tiny.cc/3siyxw #saveukjustice
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My view. In Newquay working on my book before going to see @eddieizzard tonight at the Eden project. A good day :-) pic.twitter.com/rGnwwk0Xul
@JohnBishop100 I wouldn't recommend going out tonight in L'pool. @leximoore0405 is on her Hen party and it'll be messy🍸🍹🍺👼😊
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@JohnBishop100 Pls watch & RT A film by my daughter on the importance of organ donation is now online. #passiton youtube.com/watch?v=FZKZYX…
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@Mikeo_80: @JohnBishop100 Bish any chance you will come to Australia to do a tour. Especially Perth” On the QT it's being looked into
@Herring1967: @JohnBishop100 Being smashed in the face with a metal tray beats @Monarch for service.” Ha brilliantly accurate!
@neelgohil: @JohnBishop100 can't you Have a word with Suarez mate” I tried he near bit my head off!
Ever been at an airport during half term and thought this is a fun place to be ....?
@MelBish1: @anatomicjax @JohnBishop100 Booooooom 👍💍💎!!!!!!” Someone stole the end of her finger though!
Thanks to @ThomsonHolidays we are managing to get home from our holidays. Think it may be easier to just buy a house and live here ...
Like every comic I have been guilty of taking the piss out @easyJet and @FlyRyanair but they beat @Monarch when it comes to service!!
So. I can finally tell you all I will be hosting Xtra Factor alongside @carolineflack1 this year. I'm so excited!
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Thanks to all involved in @5timesco. All LFC supporters should follow to find out what the legends are doing next ...PS we won today!!!!!:-)
@samayres26: @JohnBishop100 @BishJoseph @5timesco more pics to follow pic.twitter.com/N4eXck5vFx” Best looking forward line ever at Anfield
@BishJoseph: Team photo pic.twitter.com/N7gpDkvBuI” What an honour to play with the legends at Anfield @5timesco. All for a great cause
@MikeyDixon1: Remember getting lobbed by @JohnBishop100 crazy times pic.twitter.com/dRdqImCvav” No shame in being beaten by the better player!
@JohnBishop100 We asking our friends if they'd please RT that our little film is now only £1.99 to stream. thelimelightmovie.com TY
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Bilko this morning - what a great way to start the day even if your not a dog ! pic.twitter.com/0BR1ZxMGOp
@marty_robo: @JohnBishop100 retweeting compliments about himself #Cringe” Fair enough , your right I should ignore ppl who come to see me!
In the car on the way home - night all x
@snowd99: Brilliant night in Bradford seeing @JohnBishop100 completely improvised but hilarious!” It's what it's about - thanks for coming
@anthony_j_smith: Cheers @JohnBishop100 for a great show in Bradford. Loving the ad hoc routine.” Thank sir -I really enjoyed it too
@bethabson: @JohnBishop100 was soooo funny! #YEADOOOON” Ha you had to be there !
@ScouseSteph: @JohnBishop100 really enjoyed the show tonight. Thanks for taking the time for a photo when you arrived” No problem at all
@GAMcardle: Funniest night in a long time @JohnBishop100 the Q&A was hilarious!” Loved it thanks
@jk563: @JohnBishop100 Best gig I've ever seen.” Wow Thanks - please don't say it's your first!
What a lovely gig in Bradford. For those stood in the car park queue it was me shouting wind your window down ... It was funny in my head!
Morning-just saw the news and Micheal Gove wants to change grades from A,B,C,D to numbers 1,2,3,4-why not colours Red,Blue,Green? Senseless!
I have added another one off gig at Leeds, City Varieties - 6th June 2013. Tickets on sale now. cityvarieties.co.uk/Online/default…
@JohnBishop100 Bish - not your usual RT but can you & your followers PLEASE help save UK Justice (no joke) epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/48628
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It doesn't matter who you support you have to accept Sir Alex deserves the plaudits and showed class when he spoke.