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John_0_Johnson
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I sat next to a congressman on a plane one time and he was pretty cool
Like one time I sat next to this weird guy who talked about how he played candy crush and went on about it for like 30 minutes
I hate airplanes cause I always sit next to the weirdest people
Sometimes I just throw all my money in the air and then dance under it
Our tv in our living room broke so now the tv that I bought is out of my room and in the living room
I ate kangaroo today
I GET TO SIT UNDER THE TENT BITCHES!
I can't really do one of those #oomf things because I hate all of my followers
My mom and Eminem are the same age... wtf?
I kinda want to get in a plane crash just to see what it would be like
When I call someone a fag or gay, usually I don't mean you like other men I just mean that you are stupid and retarded and really annoying
Only white people actually go bowling
If you have one of those phone clips that hooks your phone to your waist, I hate you
That movie was ass
I hate jellyfish!
I hate that kid maybe more than I hate anybody I have ever met
Justin Smith is annoying af
Since my grandma always wants to talk to people and stuff, I am going to make her get on omegle so she doesn't get so bored
A firework just landed on me... wtf
This is so awkward
Why does ash always have the gayest looking Pokemon