Lads, would you wait 4 years in a relationship with your Mrs before you had sex?
you cant block me on all social media but you cant take your virginity back from me tbh
when you wanna worship jesus but she keeps trying to suck your dick
when a girl asks me to massage her elbows
When she just wanna be loyal but her friends want her to be a twitter hoe
only here for the black girls tbh
being ignored feels great 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
People love playing games but I'm the undisputed champion when it comes to being petty
boobs are the breast things ever ❤
this shit changed my life
girl: joey i really like you... like really love you..
girl: dont you love me?
cant wait to finally turn 14 tomorrow so i can finally lose my virginity 💯💯💯
meanwhile in north london
lmaooooooo the way i'm crying
how can you be genetically programmed to be a hoe 😭😭😭amp.twimg.com/v/897690f0-c9e…
good morning blonde girls
you're my fav
blonde girls are the best girls 😍😍
when she says her parents arent home vine.co/v/eTMeHQzEm1M
when your girl keeps starting arguments out of nothing vine.co/v/iMq9OLt51Y3
another non announcement of a new J Cole album
i'm actually so terrible at responding to texts but i hate when people slow text me
nice armpits. twitter.com/sannnchez/stat…
after you have a wank then pray for forgiveness pic.twitter.com/jPQS7E1B5j
when your mum starts sparking off at you and youre trying to explain yourself
imagine double texting a girl lmao
everyone knows you're meant to text her best friend if she ignores you.
Previews of my most recent design work;
when you cancel your plans so you can hang out with someone and then they cancel on you last minute lol.
when you finally arrive in hell and see all the members of your group chat there with you vine.co/v/eIdYiX1h0Hp
Want someone to talk to all the time
Want a girl i can watch documentaries with