when you fuck her so good you unlock a new level of her pussy
National Anthem of the United States of London
it's not cheating if u have swag
Whats the point of the Olympics if we don't have Olly Riley and Riley 69 around to argue all day
Dawg when this bitch i was fucking screen shotted my private account that i blocked her on and sent it to me i knew it was all over
when someone texts first and ignores my reply
i'm hungry, what should i eat for dinner?
something something rape culture something something cis hetero patriarchy pig something something oppression
"all men are misogynists"
when ya side bitch catches you slipping
after spending all my time in uni smoking weed and playing fifa and still ending up with good grades
when she blocks you on everything but you've already smashed vine.co/v/MTYOvJmp7db
Dave Rubin on Finding Truth in Media youtu.be/Ghc0RsIFz0k
David johanxcv proud of u fammo
gratz bro, me in 2 years hopefully 🙏�twitter.com/johanxcv/statu…
This heat is punishment from The European union
this heat wants to finish me but i will never die
this girl i met yesterday
You moved to two girls that know each other init?
I understand your pain twitter.com/OasisDeNiro/st…
when she replies late and says she's been busy but you've been stalking her twitter likes & know she's a dirty liar
NORI ASKED IF THE AIRPLANE COULD TAKE HER TO HEAVEN TO SEE YOU FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY, I LOVE YOU MOM
They got nice ass titties RT @ReyvinNychole
: Look at how beautiful and NON-SEXUALIZED this photo is....
name one chicken you're friends with twitter.com/peta/status/65…
Want someone i can watch history documentaries with tbh
When a south London girl sees your gold tooth
you vegans fucking disgust me amp.twimg.com/v/4b64f5ff-51b…
one day i'll write a series of books about how girls have wasted my god damn time for years.
this will be a best seller.
bitch, that's 6 different niggas, you think you smart twitter.com/QveenShvt_x/st…
when you realise you put in effort for a long time, cut all your hoes off and it still doesnt work out with them
i have a thing for blonde girls
but blonde girls are evil
i think girls with freckles are cute
i've forgotten what it feels like to have feelings for someone
who is the first rapper to have a platinum album as well as The World Heavyweight Championship