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Dr. Joe Guse
#Trump got fired from NBC. Sounds like karma. Especially after he fired that poor Gary Busey for spilling paint on Celebrity Apprentice!
Sooo, I'm going to be writing a column on dating/relationships. My maiden voyage.. joeyguse.com/2015/06/step-o…
Love that gmail "unsend" feature. Now if they just had an app to take back drunken texts & inappropriate comments blurted out at work...
#DonaldTrump "Keep on rockin' in a free world!" Except Blacks, Jews, Mexicans, poor people, women, and immigrants that is.
Trump may be tougher than everyone thinks. He really gave it to that singer "Meatloaf" with both barrels on Celebrity Apprentice...
#DonaldTrump "I resent people accusing me of being racist. I have a fabulous relationship with the coloreds."
Sunset tonight on the long weekend. It's not all bad.... pic.twitter.com/uvnCxTnVdq
Looks like Oscar Pistorious may be getting out sooner than expected. Let's hope his next girlfriend is a Kardashian...
Making my mom semi-famous in New Zealand. I'm sure she'll love that hat pick! stuff.co.nz/stuff-nation/a…
Another article for "Stuff" here in New Zealand.. stuff.co.nz/stuff-nation/1…
One of my articles for Stuff New Zealand. stuff.co.nz/stuff-nation/a…
This dude I was talking to kept calling an affidavit a "half a David" today. Nice guy. Not wild about his chances in court though...
A little story about an awesome time I had around a campfire in pursuit of my old "tripping billy" days... joeyguse.com/2015/03/trippi…
Sunset Piha beach with an ice cold beer. Life is good... pic.twitter.com/3mqvzsV8Iq
This is fabulous advice for living. How I got myself to New Zealand... pic.twitter.com/u0w4rAx0w6
Valentine's Day preparations. I've got a long day ahead of me cruising the cat food aisles in the stores looking for lonely women....
People don't care about how much you know, until they know about how much you care. An open letter to caregivers. joeyguse.com/2015/02/people…
Noticing the duckface coming back. I propose we let duck hunters hunt them for 1 week each year to prevent overpopulation. Like with deer.
Saw the headline "elderly woman killed in crash" and was positive it was Bruce Jenner.
The only thing that would make bicycle cabs better would be a whip you could use to yell "MUSH" when they start slowing down.
Cold sangria, Allman Brothers, and New Zealand west coast sunset.. pic.twitter.com/y1cMgAbUzM
I really hate the word "peeps" on FB Peeps are a sugary treat we viciously bite the head off of to celebrate the resurrection of our lord.
Fucking Seahawk's game.It's like watching one of those movies where the nerds win & everyone learns a valuable lesson. I hate those movies
Lost an old friend to suicide today. Cherish your friends people. Don't lose touch if you can help it. joeyguse.com/2015/01/the-ga…
My newest blog post about "Embracing the good ole' days before you've actually left them.' joeyguse.com/2015/01/embrac…
Watching Oregon beat up on Florida State is like watching Ralphie finally beat the shit out of that bully Scott Farkas on 'A Christmas Story
I wish there was a male version of "All about that Bass." "I'm all about that slightly protruding stomach and double chin. No treble...
And that's how I got to Memphis, an essay about how people get to where they're supposed to be. joeyguse.com/2014/12/if-you…
Why do gingers get their own beer now? What will they want next? The right to vote?Their souls back?? Just sayin' Let's keep an eye on this
Mariah- 'Baby all I want for Christmas, is you' NC-Honestly? Cause last year I got that toaster oven & we didn't have sex till like February
Making my Christmas list & kind of torn. A part of me wants the new Iphone, & another still wants that race car bed I asked for back in 1980
My take on the Ferguson situation. Let's all try and think critically if we can. joeyguse.com/2014/11/fergus…
Love that Bill Cosby. The crazy faces, the wacky sweaters, his passion for jello pudding pops. Now if he would just stop raping people....
Hot date tonight. Some chick just invited me to play "Bingo Blitz" on Facebook. Plus she's the "CEO at mommy" so you know she's got cash..
Seriously guys, I'm not even mad any more. You won't get in trouble I swear. But who the fuck let the dogs out????
Ben Roethlisberger is a fantasy football god these days. 12 touchdowns in 2 weeks! Now if he would just stop raping people....
Bad news? Labor Day weekend in New Zealand, and it looks like rain. Good news? Renee Zellweger no longer looks like a horse...
My newest blog post, 'Always something there to remind me' joeyguse.com/2014/10/always…
Gotta say, not a big fan of New Zealand music. I do kind of like this guy "Lorde" though...
I love living in New Zealand, except for the TV, which is like 20 years behind. I am totally caught up on "She's the sheriff" now though...
Finally finished my latest book. Pretty sure my aunt with the mustache will be the only one who reads it, but still amazon.com/Youll-never-go…
Goodbye Pagliacci. A tribute to Robin Williams. "The candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long' joeyguse.com/2014/08/aman-g…
Newest blog post about becoming adjusted to paradise in New Zealand, and resisting the urge to slip backwards. joeyguse.com/2014/08/lost-m…
The full episode of Chris Farley "Hollywood Scandals" I recently appeared on. player.vimeo.com/video/101271888
Check out "Hollywood Scandals" tonight on the Reelz channel about Chris Farley. I'll be on it!! facebook.com/ReelzChannel/p…
Newest essay about my new life in New Zealand. joeyguse.com/2014/06/follow…




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