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Dr. Joe Guse
I wish there was a male version of "All about that Bass." "I'm all about that slightly protruding stomach and double chin. No treble...
And that's how I got to Memphis, an essay about how people get to where they're supposed to be. joeyguse.com/2014/12/if-you…
Why do gingers get their own beer now? What will they want next? The right to vote?Their souls back?? Just sayin' Let's keep an eye on this
Mariah- 'Baby all I want for Christmas, is you' NC-Honestly? Cause last year I got that toaster oven & we didn't have sex till like February
Making my Christmas list & kind of torn. A part of me wants the new Iphone, & another still wants that race car bed I asked for back in 1980
My take on the Ferguson situation. Let's all try and think critically if we can. joeyguse.com/2014/11/fergus…
Love that Bill Cosby. The crazy faces, the wacky sweaters, his passion for jello pudding pops. Now if he would just stop raping people....
Hot date tonight. Some chick just invited me to play "Bingo Blitz" on Facebook. Plus she's the "CEO at mommy" so you know she's got cash..
Seriously guys, I'm not even mad any more. You won't get in trouble I swear. But who the fuck let the dogs out????
Ben Roethlisberger is a fantasy football god these days. 12 touchdowns in 2 weeks! Now if he would just stop raping people....
Bad news? Labor Day weekend in New Zealand, and it looks like rain. Good news? Renee Zellweger no longer looks like a horse...
My newest blog post, 'Always something there to remind me' joeyguse.com/2014/10/always…
Gotta say, not a big fan of New Zealand music. I do kind of like this guy "Lorde" though...
I love living in New Zealand, except for the TV, which is like 20 years behind. I am totally caught up on "She's the sheriff" now though...
Finally finished my latest book. Pretty sure my aunt with the mustache will be the only one who reads it, but still amazon.com/Youll-never-go…
Goodbye Pagliacci. A tribute to Robin Williams. "The candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long' joeyguse.com/2014/08/aman-g…
Newest blog post about becoming adjusted to paradise in New Zealand, and resisting the urge to slip backwards. joeyguse.com/2014/08/lost-m…
The full episode of Chris Farley "Hollywood Scandals" I recently appeared on. player.vimeo.com/video/101271888
Check out "Hollywood Scandals" tonight on the Reelz channel about Chris Farley. I'll be on it!! facebook.com/ReelzChannel/p…
Newest essay about my new life in New Zealand. joeyguse.com/2014/06/follow…
Chipotle has a "no gun" policy now & I have to agree. The chaos, the gas, the dim-witted people in the line. It's a recipe for a shootout.
I have to admit, every time I see some duckface making the peace sign in pictures, I really want something non-peaceful to happen to them.
A tribute to my mother and to all the mothers, from me and the rest of us who often take them for granted. joeyguse.com/2014/05/mama-i…
Just read Oprah Winfrey is going to buy the Clippers now. That should just about pop the last artery in Donald Sterling's sickly heart...
Little sad Clooney is getting married. He and I were kind of the last 2 big name bachelors. Hope my "Plenty of Fish" profile still works..
Saw the movie "Divergent' tonight. Solidly below average. Haven't been this upset at a movie since "Breakin 2, Electric Bugaloo" came out
Feel bad Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow broke up. Feel even worse they named their kid "Apple" though I bet that's one sad piece of fruit
Just cursed out my Geico agent for not helping with an accident. Screw them and their British frogs. I felt like a young Erin Brockovich!!
Just read Starbucks is selling booze now. Nice! I like having all my vices in one spot. Maybe just add a red meat carving station now...
Watching the new "Cosmos" tonight. Cool show, but Is it weird I'm a little disappointed he doesn't pronounce Uranus "your anus?"
Newest bog post about the secret worlds of others that we often don't know anything about. joeyguse.com/2014/01/goddam…
Newest blog post about my trip "Under the bridge" (from Red Hot Chili Pepper folklore) while I was in LA. joeyguse.com/2014/03/i-dont…
Good for you Jared Leto. Good for you. I remember when you played that retarded kid who couldn't read on "My So Called Life."
Watching obese people come in and out of a donut shop this morning, I can say without a doubt, that very few Americans "run" on Dunkin
Man I'm getting sick of the Kardashian family's immodesty.Just today I saw a shot of Bruce Jenner out in public without a bra on! No shame
I usually don't watch daytime TV, but this dude Wendy Williams is really making some sense..
Peyton Manning hasn't been handled like this since he and Eli shared bunk beds...
Petition circulating to deport Justin Beiber. Take him back Canada. And take Bryan Adams while you''re at it. Leave the bacon though...
I really hate winter Sundays with no football. I tired to watch Joel Osteen, but I really find his teeth too distracting. #Buhhurtisland
So sick of Justin Beiber news.Wish one of those rugged,square-jawed dudes like Burt Reynolds or Ellen DeGeneres would set this kid straight.
First Miley Cyrus now Justin Beiber. I really worry about the girls of this generation...
Heard 2 people use "hubby" today, & have to admit I briefly imagined I was Darth Vader & could choke the breath out of them with my mind.
After Christmas with my nieces, I'm using wayyy too much "young person" slang. Gotta get it together. Tomorrow is Man Crush Monday!! (MCM)
My newest essay about the struggle with raising families in the age of social media comparisons.. joeyguse.com/2013/12/doing-…
Let the whales run free in the ocean! They weren't meant to be cooped up to entertain fat people wearing fanny packs.. Corinthians 6:16
My annual Christmas essay about the goonies, cynicism, and finding Christmas cheer again. joeyguse.com/2013/12/our-ti…
It's a shitty day to be a gay, atheist, Duck hunter. They must feel so marginalized.
5 year-old kid just now, "Merry Christmas, or Happy Kwanzaa, or Jewish" Very PC for a five-year old...
Text today Me-Hey man, you wanna meet up and watch some of these college football games today? Him- YEA MAN! Totes Mcgoats!! Me- Never mind