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Joel Porter
Absolutely appalled by @McDonalds choice to make fries containers red this holiday season
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I might've bawled my eyes out this morn bc cldnt figure out how 2 do a runninghead&page # properly but dis Jamaican patty doin it for me rn
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This is what LGBT life is like around the world
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It's okay to take time away from everything to figure out what you want.
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College is a cycle of accomplishing something, feeling relieved for a second, then realizing you have 7 more things to do for tomorrow
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Sweetie there's 496 other things that you should be taking breaks from @pppaigee
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Some people are actually angry about Starbucks' red cups not being Christmas enough lol? the founder/CEO is Jewish, take your red cup n stfu
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I feel like I've been on like 2% battery for the entire semester with not a charger in sight.
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Everyone else is drinking at this party & I found the Goobers & Raisinets. 🙃
@thechainsmokers #thechainsmokers #edm #plur 🖖🏼❤️
I miss my beard 😩😩😩
Through thick & thin I always know I have my best friends there for me. I love you guys more than I can ever explain. ❤️🦃🌝🌀
Watch our new video by @RoryKramer and learn what this all means to us and why we started doing this ❤️🌹 many…r
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So stoked to see one of my top 3 DJs tmrw night. I CANT WAIT. @TheChainsmokers
I shaved my beard for this....#KillinIt
Just call me super thumb now I guess 😞👍🏼
Shaved my beard for my make up class, worst thing I've ever had to do. Meet the walking thumb.
Okay. Now I can't stop watching my story. Holy shit. Take me back.
I think it's about time for me to suck it up & watch my story from last night....
I wish I could put into words how amazing last night was. @sdeveau10 #edm
Sometimes I need a light when the moon is low 🌙
Just because it can, doesn't mean it should.
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When you realize that you sang drunk and in love to a slice of pizza last night 🙂
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you don't meet ppl by accident, everyone you have ever crossed paths w/ came into ur life for a reason. some stay longer but there's meaning
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Bob's burgers if everything. Everything.
Just found a $20 bill walking across campus pretty cocked.... Everything I did is worth it. My life means something.
Wearing floral to a straight bar=always the best decision.
How to get fucked up on the FastTrack... Take a shot for every boy wearing boat shoes or tims...
On the FastTrack to Hartford & currently reevaluating all my life choices that led me to this moment.
why does everyone reference 21 when they talk about Adele, 19 was 1000 times better so likeee
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*succeeds with uncertainty but fails with confidence*
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Demi's new album came out today & she is absolutely amazing.
Drake dancing to the That's So Raven theme song
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There's something so beautiful about dead leaves. 🍂
This terrifies me for some reason. 🕐D

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