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Joel McHale
comediancomedy 3,480,524 followers
Me too please. I get worried when they drink. RT @AndrewGenser: Cool. Keep me in the loop. #MissAmerica
I 27,476,452nd this. @Seahawks RT @jennihogan: It's game day!!!!!!!!! #GoHawks
For a moment I thought I had misspelled "condiment" in my tweet & braced for the correction S-storm. RT @kenjeong: @BorgataAC #condimentswag
Thanks for the shows & condiments RT @BorgataAC: Joel, getting his thoughts together b4 he hits #TheMusicBox stage.
See you tomorrow at the @BorgataAC. If you're coming would one of you please bring me a cheesesteak? Tix here!
Here's me & @ADAMDEVINE pretending. It's a video promo for tonight's LIVE @TheSoup 10/9pmE! #MarriedtoJonas
Tonite's LIVE @TheSoup, @ADAMDEVINE reprises his role as @ADAMDEVINE. It's like Harrison Ford returning to Star Wars or Regarding Henry 10pm
Watch Steven Soderbergh(@Bitchuation)'s produced Amazon pilot #RedOaks. For it to become a series they need you:
Trying out the Replicator on the new iPhone 6. I had to say "Tea, Earl Grey, hot" twice before it worked. User error most likely. #AppleLive
Gern geschehen RT @sutterink: @adamlevine @ashleytisdale Joel @edsheeran Plz remind yer 4 billion followers #SOAFX premiers tom 10pm. Danka
It's a talkie! Go see it! RT @nicklenko: Q&A w/cast of Adult Beginners #TIFF premiere! @nickkroll @bobbycannavale
I flew to Canada, enjoyed some @PurityVodka & shot a bulletproof suit. & I JUST realized why they revoked my passport
This combo is like chicken & waffles RT @PurityVodka: I discover bulletproof suits, & vodka. #AStatementofTaste
Who's coming to the @BorgataAC this Saturday? I'll bring a half-rack. Tix here!
I was expecting another baby from Kate and William.
RT @nickkroll: Hey @davidchang me & Joel send kisses for the bag of Canadian champagne @momofuku #adultbeginners
This is my dog Harry. We got him after he retired from pulling Iditarod sleds.
For me it's how you #MIDDLE (& then of course, finish)RT @Seahawks: @garretdillahunt Remember, It's not how you start. It is how you #FINISH
We will miss you @Joan_Rivers. What you did in your life was absolutely remarkable. Your rep for kindness to everyone was completely true
My slots are as loose as the @BorgataAC's. Come see me do stand-up there Sat 9/13 --2 shows! Atlantic City! Tix here!
Something look forward to(& think about) from tonight's @TheSoup w/@ScottAukerman. LIVE NOW(or 7 minutes from now)
Damon again? RT @danagould: Tues9th CometoPapa @LargoLosAngeles w/MattDamon Joel @AndyRichter @tompapa @steveagee tix
And it's LIVE! This has never been done before in tv history! RT @ScottAukerman: Hey I'm on @TheSoup tonight w/Joel! Soup that sop! E!10/9pm
Want to see the @TheSoup LIVE tomorrow night in LA w/special guest @ScottAukerman? Okay good. Email: & this happens
Back to work!!!
My skateboarding lesson from @tonyhawk is not going well.
Thank you @reddit. Whether this is real or not it made my day.
Dirty tweet on its way. Prepare your eye sanitizer.
.@scottderrickson & I are looking at your manual now. RT @yost: Joel, now you just need some demons to kill.
This hurts way more than it looks RT @Coldsteelknives: Had a blast w/Joel @TheSoup last night, he knows his swords!
.@SethGreen's Ray Liotta/Henry Hill impression is impeccable RT @Genosworld: Least Credible Eye Witness Ever @TheSoup
I feel like @MileyCyrus @wizkhalifa & @KellyOsbourne are all being pretty critical of my photo hand..including myself
Tonight's LIVE @TheSoup 10pmE! we have the INCREDIBLE @paddywarbucks & AMAZING @SethGreen! @daxshepard1 will not be appearing.
It was on honor to get my ass kicked by Bail Organa. RT @sutterink: I’d call it even, I don’t think Nero will, though
Like me, you'll always have your doctorate in neuroscience to fall back on RT @missmayim: @billyeichner-best part--next to my loss of course
I one millionth this RT @ActuallyNPH: Congrats to @sethmeyers for his quintessential hostability Emmy Awards. Classy, hilarious. Well done
1st hope fulfilled RT @jonahray: Attempt at a retort in hopes to get a retweet but in the end is a horrible tag to your original observation
I retweeted a non celebrity in hopes it makes me look relatable & gains me followers RT @JoshIsNotAmused: Look at my retweet of a celebrity
Kick ass tonight @sethmeyers...literally. I dare you to take a swing at @jessetyler on stage. #Emmys2014 @TelevisionAcad
Humorous observation.
So true & yet my ankles yearn 2bFree RT @rickygervais: Joel as witness, I'd like to point out that it was @arnettwill who was sockless not I
This is part of the mixed media portion of the @arnettwill art exposition in Williamsburg. RT @rickygervais: