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Joel
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Sick of seeing that smug twat on telly with an half finished pint of ale #europeanelections #UKIP
Conchita's welcome home, Vienna Schwechat airport. HOW must that have felt having been bullied at school? #Eurovision pic.twitter.com/Oky7igsWKT
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Why did I think these were fried chicken ? ...I've never felt so fat pic.twitter.com/4CvkpS8A73
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No but a cup of tea after really spicy food though
So proud of Austria for winning Eurovision. You truly are the hope of Europe. I am proud to be LGBT. History has been made. #JoinUs
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It's time to crown Conchita Wurst Queen of Europe #eurovision
I love what you’ve done with your breath, is that wrestler’s anus with a hint of abandoned sewer?
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"@bbceurovision: Behind-the-scenes snaps from Molly's Postcard shoot! bbc.in/1h6KQy3" OMG I see me (this is why I have no friends)
Faire une blague. Être le seul à comprendre. Rire. Se trouver marrant. Se faire un bisou. S'aimer. Vivre seul. Acheter un chat.
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What y'all know about walking into McDonald's and they salute
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We’re also excited to have found our act through their association with @bbc_introducing
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Late night office binge AGAIN... Why do I subject myself to this voluntary insomnia
What is there to do in #London for free or very cheap tomorrow? #help
I'm so bored I'm just tweeting shit now
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could not give less of a shit about this essay right now
I can almost see tomorrow's Mail/Express headline. 'YOU UNGRATEFUL GYPSIES: Outrage as millions of Romanians and Bulgarians snub Britain.'
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Suzanna's a diamond, but I'm kind of gutted we had to miss out on Sophie's Charlestone for that :( #scd
NOOOOOO. SCREW YOU STRICTLY VIEWERS. #Scd
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People should vote for Sophie because I NEED to see that Charlestone get the score it deserved! Call 6 22 52 01 #scd bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00…
If I was wearing a custard and burgundy suit, I'd be a little annoyed if my date turned up in AstroTurf green. #scd
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"Our Showdance will be our waltz but with lifts and fog all over the floor" #scd
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Sneaky use of dry ice so we can't see Susanna's shocking footwork #scd
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